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Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 10, 2018
I kept a pack of condom in my cupboard, a few had been used but I can't remember how many. I am very sure my girlfriend has counted it. I stupidly used from it again and I dont remember how many I used on two occasions. How do I replace them without been caught or what do I tell her?

How do I brainwash her to tell me how many she counted?
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by habsydiamond(m): 12:48pm On Feb 10, 2018
Una dey count condoms.....that shows the level of Una trust.....
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
Buy new pack, then tell her ur frnd took the old one. Thank me later.

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Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by tyup(m): 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
illitrate:
I kept a pack of condom in my cupboard, a few had been used but I can't remember how many. I am very sure my girlfriend has counted it. I stupidly used from it again and I dont remember how many I used on two occasions. How do I replace them without been caught or what do I tell her?

How do I brainwash her to tell me how many she counted?

how many people reason with me the post is just as senseless n useless as the poster

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Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by greatnaija01: 1:04pm On Feb 10, 2018
throw them all away..

illitrate:
I kept a pack of condom in my cupboard, a few had been used but I can't remember how many. I am very sure my girlfriend has counted it. I stupidly used from it again and I dont remember how many I used on two occasions. How do I replace them without been caught or what do I tell her?

How do I brainwash her to tell me how many she counted?
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Feb 10, 2018
greatnaija01:
throw them all away..


Best answer. Throw them all away then tell her you found cockroaches or insects where you kept them, so you decided to throw them away.

Although I don't support you cheating on your babe sha wink

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Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Feb 10, 2018
Kai. Throwing them away is suspicious.
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2018
illitrate:
Kai. Throwing them away is suspicious.
Own up. The truth will set u free. Wetin those girls get wey your gf no get? Mkpi
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by dkronicle(m): 1:23pm On Feb 10, 2018
Grayjoy:
Buy new pack, then tell her ur frnd took the old one.
Thank me later.
this one no go fit to be among our leaders or minister o.. He will wreck the Nation
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Olanrefront3355(m): 1:29pm On Feb 10, 2018
Count Condoms? Awon elei ya wayray gan o shocked
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 10, 2018
dkronicle:
this one no go fit to be among our leaders or minister o.. He will wreck the Nation
U made me laff, why did u say dat?
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 10, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Own up. The truth will set u free. Wetin those girls get wey your gf no get? Mkpi


Truth ke, only someone alive can be set free. I won't be.
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 10, 2018
illitrate:



Truth ke, only someone alive can be set free. I won't be.
So your gf will kill you. Enjoy
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Dantepet3000: 2:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
illitrate:
I kept a pack of condom in my cupboard, a few had been used but I can't remember how many. I am very sure my girlfriend has counted it. I stupidly used from it again and I dont remember how many I used on two occasions. How do I replace them without been caught or what do I tell her?

How do I brainwash her to tell me how many she counted?
dispose all and tell her u want to go on a week fasting n u dont want the availability of condom to tempt u....
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Feb 10, 2018
I guess I will try this. Poor me.
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by dkronicle(m): 2:41pm On Feb 10, 2018
Grayjoy:
U made me laff, why did u say dat?
your idea is the best.. Its possible for a friend to pack ur condoms with the excuse that you have don that to that particular friend b4.
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
dkronicle:
your idea is the best.. Its possible for a friend to pack ur condoms with the excuse that you have don that to that particular friend b4.
lol, so how will dat wreck d economy?
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Feb 10, 2018
dkronicle:
your idea is the best.. Its possible for a friend to pack ur condoms with the excuse that you have don that to that particular friend b4.


Hahaha I have done it before ke. That would be a start of another trouble. So I go around parking condoms
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by dkronicle(m): 5:45pm On Feb 10, 2018
Grayjoy:
lol, so how will dat wreck d economy?
u sabi lie. If money lost for account, u go giv perfect excuse
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by OgahBohz: 7:04pm On Feb 10, 2018
pour oil on all ov em, nd tell her you threw it way cuz it seems they have expired or smtn hapnd to it, keep two for evidence nd tell u kept it cuz u k ow sh has counted it all, nd dt u knew ah won't believe you, ..plus you have already threw em away before you realized this ...
Re: Guys Help Me, I Am In Trouble. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2018
dkronicle:
u sabi lie. If money lost for account, u go giv perfect excuse
lol, but dat is what our leaders are doing now moreover everybody d scope him babe even d ladies appreciate lies than the truth.

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