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"Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by IamHeWrites: 5:40pm On Feb 11, 2018

A South African Baker @nandi_cakes , took to his Twitter page, to list reasons why marrying a woman above 30 is a ‘wrong move’.

According to the South African Baker, such women have low fertility and baby with such lady might have downs syndrome.

Here’s what he wrote;
Why men shouldn’t marry women over 30 A THREAD
Firstly women over-30 have a lower fertility. If you want to build a family with these old donkeys be prepared to possibly have a downs syndrome child. 2. When you marry a 30+ woman, you’re marrying her 30+ joysticks she’s had over her long life on earth. She has more bodies than a grave yard.

Women over-30 are very bitter from the wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage. Now that you’re marrying her, she should be grateful, but she’s not. She’s always just angry.

By marrying a woman over 30+ you are investing everything in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value… She will be wrinkled in the next 5 years and already having back problems.

Many guys these days are marrying early 30’s women, and then, almost immediately – Bam!. It’s over almost before it began. Its because you are trying to make ancestors housewives. Leave these dinosaurs.

Marrying an over-30 woman is like buying a used car 1Km short of its 120,000km servicing. The over-30 woman can fix herself up enough to fool the prospective provider/hubby for a short while, and once the line that is dotted is signed her true colours come out.

Many women who are not married in their late 30s today never saw it coming. They had a plan: finish their first degree, masters, a job, a promotion, make money, be independent and settle down by 30, latest 32.

Over the years, they turn down potential husbands, go on a partying spree like they have frozen time, only to arrive at 35 with nothing to show for it other than a dead end job, a car, and sometimes a child from a relationship that never quite worked out

So, now they are stuck in a phase where they will never find a man of their dreams and have to settle for any man who will be gracious enough to even suggest marriage. By now, all those flimsy and shallow standards they used to have are gone, humility is their second name.

I have seen many women on Twitter in their 20s buy into the misguided, feminist belief that men & marriage are bad for their academic & career advancement. What feminism does not factor in is that the older a woman get, the less a chance she stands of marrying someone desirable.

This is a fact of life, don’t come here with your Nywe Nywe Nywe misogyny… VOETSEK

Very few men would marry a 35+ woman when we live in a highly hypergamous (act of marrying someone wealthier than you) society. There are plenty of young and hot beautiful women ready to settle into a marriage where they play the second fiddle as long as the man provides.

It is good to be ambitious, even better to break the stupid glass ceilings, but at what price? Bottom line, at some point, you will need a man in your life. My experience of having observed women 30+ has proven that they mostly live a life full of regrets.

Let me share with you from my observations the signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely and stay away from these types!!
1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship. She’s always throwing statements like “Marriage isn’t an achievement”

2. At age 30+ she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.

3. She can take down more shots than any of her peers at 30+ who have kids

4. She’s into smoking cigarettes and addicted to weed.

5. Her idea of fun at age 30+ is a night out with the girls.

6. At age 30+ she still insists on only dating men based on what
their career is. “He’s a lawyer” “He’s a doctor” “He’s an engineer”

7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.

8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.

9. She is so much into fashion, and hair-styling she doesn’t want to be identified as being old in her circles

10. Her job involves a lot of travelling.

11. She can easily find a parking spot at Taboo than her way to church.

12. She believes in absolute equality in marriage without any sacrifice or compromise.

My brother if you find an ancestor over 32+ Love yourself…… run away from these dinosaurs

https://torimill.com/2018/02/never-marry-a-lady-above-30-she-is-close-to-menopause-may-give-birth-to-an-slowpoke-man.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by HausaOverlord: 5:42pm On Feb 11, 2018
To an slowpoke undecided
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 11, 2018
shocked shocked shocked shocked

The baker is savage!


My brother if you find an ancestor over 32+ Love yourself…… run away from these dinosaurs



#34 and sexy wink

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by IamHeWrites: 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2018
HausaOverlord:
To an slowpoke undecided
It's actually an Ímbecîle that's was written but changed to slowpōke
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by meezynetwork(m): 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2018
Na wa
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:49pm On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:
shocked shocked shocked shocked

The baker is savage!

#34 and sexy wink

Better go and marry. Be here forming feminist, yet no man in your life. At 34 I don't even know what you are doing on this section. Most active users here are in their teens and 20s. You are even almost the same age as the mothers of some the users you spend all day interacting with.

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 11, 2018
XML33:


Better go and marry. Be here forming feminist, yet no man in your life. At 34 I don't even know what you are doing on this section. Most active users here are in their teens and 20s. You are even almost the same age as the mothers of some the users you interact with.

Thanks for the input grin

Let the witch hunt commence grin

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:52pm On Feb 11, 2018
Lol women don suffer.
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2018
What's the meaning of this nonsense

Stop pushing our young sisters into the boxing ring called marriage unprepared, will you?

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by XhosaNostra(f): 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2018
Lol. He sounds bitter & angry himself.
Voetsek right back!
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2018
Funny, I know some yet to be 30 who tick some of the boxes.
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nnemuka(f): 5:55pm On Feb 11, 2018
LOL... If you check now may be one sissy who got her games right dumped his lazy arss and he came on twitter to rant and curse all women.

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 11, 2018
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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:


Thanks for the input grin

Let the witch hunt commence grin

Funny, if you come to my church, you will find your hubby in an instant...undecided
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:57pm On Feb 11, 2018
Chrysaetos:


Funny, if you come to my church, you will find your hubby in an instant...undecided

I'm not xtian undecided

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 5:58pm On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:


I'm not xtian undecided

It doesn't matter, God is for all. He has even blessed a Muslim seeking a child and they recently delivered a baby boy.
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 6:02pm On Feb 11, 2018
XML33:


Better go and marry. Be here forming feminist, yet no man in your life. At 34 I don't even know what you are doing on this section. Most active users here are in their teens and 20s. You are even almost the same age as the mothers of some the users you spend all day interacting with.
guy you wicked ooo. How can u say this to your fellow human being.Remember ladies are fragile
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by cbrass(m): 6:15pm On Feb 11, 2018
Ths post is really funny, but this guy has totally observed those 30+ ladies, and I must confess he is right

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by cbrass(m): 6:16pm On Feb 11, 2018
Dimples129:
shocked shocked shocked shocked

The baker is savage!


My brother if you find an ancestor over 32+ Love yourself…… run away from these dinosaurs



#34 and sexy wink

But you know he is right about alot of things he said
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 11, 2018
If hes not 100% right, he's 99.9% right.

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Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by kazyhm(m): 7:13pm On Feb 11, 2018
IamHeWrites:

A South African Baker @nandi_cakes , took to his Twitter page, to list reasons why marrying a woman above 30 is a ‘wrong move’.

According to the South African Baker, such women have low fertility and baby with such lady might have downs syndrome.

Here’s what he wrote;


https://torimill.com/2018/02/never-marry-a-lady-above-30-she-is-close-to-menopause-may-give-birth-to-an-slowpoke-man.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by mercyland93(m): 2:10pm On Feb 12, 2018
Dimples129:

I'm not xtian undecided
Marriage happens at d appointed time of God. Dimples, if u don't mind. U can inbox me or send a message for a quick hook up. The Lord is ur strength.
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 7:34pm On Feb 13, 2018
Lol.

So a woman can not be 34 and single again, See recommendations and advice flying in here and there. lipsrsealed


Back to the topic, Let women be! Yes marry the young ones if you want to. But don't come back here crying how inexperienced, childish, demanding, depending and immature they can be.

live and let live!
Re: "Ladies Above 30 Are Close To Menopause & May Give Birth To Slowpoke" - Man by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 13, 2018
Lolz, everything is just complicated these days.. Unmhmm

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