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Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by quietaduni(f): 1:09pm On Jul 16, 2007
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Please laugh it off - Very funny




STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me,

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

cool Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by abbey2004(f): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2007
all your jokes are funny.nice ones grin
thumbs up
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by topeteadr(m): 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2007
Lol it's really nice.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Ouza(f): 5:41pm On Oct 31, 2007
grin rily funnny. hey, what do u say about a man that takes the elevator to the 10th floor, then walks 5flights down to his apartment?

a midget, his hands cant reach his floor number.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by topeteadr(m): 5:58pm On Oct 31, 2007
Lol really nhce.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by RichDad1(m): 6:11pm On Oct 31, 2007
NICE ONES cool cool cool
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by topeteadr(m): 6:13pm On Oct 31, 2007
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by ebunife(f): 2:11pm On Nov 02, 2007
Nice ones,very funny
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by ximo(m): 4:14pm On Nov 13, 2007
Boy u are the best all your jokes are bam grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by biggerboy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2007
You are too much!!!
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by playmate(f): 11:15pm On Nov 14, 2007
grin grin grin grin
yeah u did it
really funny
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by omen: 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2007
What a lot of fun!
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Monicamony(f): 8:59am On Nov 16, 2007
Keep it up, grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by clemcykul(f): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2007
heyy poster dats funny grin grin grin am laffn ur freaking butt off grin
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by bagoma(f): 3:04pm On Nov 16, 2007
grin cheesy cheesy grin grin very funny. grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by benjay1(m): 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2007
@POSTER Babe you really funny,
If you this funny and still single, hw e go be because
My current babe is as dry as a dry gin
holla ur man 08039518965 abeg no flashing
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Migines(m): 5:42pm On Nov 17, 2007
Shooo
no be u hn chick do juju science?
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Monicamony(f): 6:07pm On Nov 17, 2007
My current babe is as dry as a dry gin
holla your man 08039518965

Ben when are u going to stop man? Don't be desperate like this no girl will take u serious, Take am easy o. If your girl dry u know how to take am go swimming pool to wet her up. grin
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Monicamony(f): 6:09pm On Nov 17, 2007
;d ;d ;d
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by benjay1(m): 1:17am On Nov 18, 2007
@Monica You are really keen @ my matters.
The concept was to liven the room up,
Now u call me desperate. *hisses*
No make me tell d whole forum hw u begged me to b ur guy.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by SugaLips(f): 2:19am On Nov 18, 2007
That was pretty funny.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Monicamony(f): 11:54am On Nov 18, 2007
My bad, in any case have fun with ur concept, but stop wooing me on the phone okay, i have to change my mail box because of u, change my house number, change my mobile number and evn change my name. But u always bribe some people to take u to me, What am i going to do about Ben oh Ben, Stop following me around, stop paging me, stop writing lyrics, stop sending flowers, stop buying chocolates and ice-cream-will melt in your hands, stop going to the gym because of me, stop growing your hair because of me, stop adding spirit to your beards because of me, stop drinking and smoking because of me, stop owing people because of me. Stop following my mum to the market because of me, Stop visiting my nun aunty in the church because of me, stop singing another love song because of me. Stop \wearing eye contacts because of me. Stop brushing ur teeth because of me. Start being desperate to reply me back because of me. Write 100 things you hate about yourself because of me. Start smiling more and argue less because of me. Start laughing out loud because of me. Start being a good man because of me. Start sleeping and doozing off your seat as you are reading this because of me.
Stop calling your girlfiend dry just because of me. Stop hating her for Christ sake and be good to her because of me.Be a caring lover to her and respect her more just because of me, it is your fault if you are not enjoying the relationship any more be a man and show her that u care because of me.

I have to stop tying just because my landline phone is ringing and i hope u are not the one calling, paused, oh it is you Ben again. Just because of me, i will have to sell my landline phone, Ben and u said u ain't desperate? grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by SugaLips(f): 12:13pm On Nov 18, 2007
@monica, did all of that really happen or is someone being way too conceited?
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Migines(m): 12:50pm On Nov 18, 2007
Roflmao
MONICA U da boom! (cuz u made dis up urself)
@ben
N!gg£r ged'a lyf!
Lmao
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by mellow(m): 1:18pm On Nov 18, 2007
You are something man. You are appreciated.

Monica monica monica monica, if monical no kill me I no go die again.
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Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Monicamony(f): 2:53pm On Nov 18, 2007
;d ;d ;d
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by benjay1(m): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2007
@Monicamony I am so flattered.
All this lyrics just for me ?
Abeg who get ID KABASA number for here ?
We need to make the beats for this song.
The flow is also open for the title of the Album.
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by Migines(m): 1:52pm On Nov 19, 2007
:"just 4 me"
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by clemcykul(f): 3:08pm On Nov 19, 2007
hmmmm aLL ThIS fOR bEn shocked shocked shocked shocked smiley
Re: Stupid Questions With Smart Answers by zimba315(m): 3:40pm On Nov 19, 2007
just cool am crazy about it lol

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