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One of Nigeria’s top financial institutions, First Bank of Nigeria Limited has reacted to the recent trend of animal swallowing public funds in Nigeria. The reportage of snake swallowing N36m at a JAMB Office and a monkey eating another N70m instead of Banana took a viral dimension with Nigerians extending it to almost every aspect of national and personal lives.

A twitter user with the handle, @officialrohkip had tweeted thus:

“With the way animals swallow money now, I will have to close my @FirstBankngr account. I don’t trust that elephant on their logo….”.


Acknowledging the power of the social media and the probable impacts that may have on its customer base, the bank addressed the issue in a separate tweet saying:

“The Elephant on our logo represents trust, integrity, dependability, and loyalty. Let your First Bank account remain open. We are your trusted ally. #Stillstanding #Stilldependable #YouFirst .

Unlike the snake and monkey alleged to have swallowed money, First Bank restated that the elephant on its logo does not swallow customers’ deposits.

Source: http://www.suanusblog.com/2018/02/first-bank-reacts-to-rumours-that.html

An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

Na local saving box sure pass as things dey go in this country.
I can't be working and having monkey and snake enjoy my money,before you know it they will say ant swallowed CBN

hahahahahah..........hehehehehehe...........if the elephant try am..........na pot straight oooooooo

modelmike7:
An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

EFCC discarded him for incompetence... he is now cooling off with Union bank.

Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

eezeribe:

EFCC discarded him for incompetence... he is now cooling off with Union bank.

He resigned willingly, he was never discarded.
PLS NOTE!

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dominique
FOD
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puskin

This post deserves FP jare

Union Bank also needs to reassure her customers that their horse will not run away with customers' money

Animals are taking over the zoo country.

lol... First bank no wan hear story o, before they start loosing customers.

But seriously, this animal joke is making Nigeria a laughing stock o

This is how we will be joking up and down and Buhari will come back for second term

LMAO

We play too much in this country and I don't like it

modelmike7:
An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

Try tweet that of horse to Union bank and see him answer you.

Okay..




Meanwhile guys check out my profile for your extender products and other adult fantasy toy's..

If snake can swallow money if monkey can leave bananas and go for money.......... Then elephant own will not be different

only in 21st century Nigeria one would hear;

1. Termites eating up large supply of tractors.

2. Two ships laden with crude oil disappear just like that without a trace.

3. A Snake and Monkey in nobody's shadow,but with a BVN and account numbers in Nigerian banks,warranting one to swallow money,and the other to take off with 70m.

Union bank should keep an eye on that stray horse as well.

eezeribe:

EFCC discarded him for incompetence... he is now cooling off with Union bank.

This post plus the writer have been discarded as being Incompetent and need to cool off in silence...

Ok

somewhere in this zoo country, the monkey is seen enjoying his wealth

Honestly, the way I am seeing this elephant, he is up to something. See the way it's rushing as if it want to swallow something. My money pls, I am coming to take u before this elephant do something stupid.

eezeribe:

EFCC discarded him for incompetence... he is now cooling off with Union bank.

a staff of Efcc discarded? U think it's all these Chinese and Lebanese companies? He was honored for a job well done and probably given a bigger assignment wch may not be social media related

Lol

Just one tweet shook a whole first bank #powerofsocialmedia

Lame response. FBN should hire a better handler.

it's not my problem I have already withdrawn all my 1700 in there bank before I hear that the elephant has ran away