when we call nigeria a zoo state ,u guys became angry... JUST LOOK AT HOW ANIMALS ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY ECONOMY upandown....

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

u can make d move and millions of youths will follow suit

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

Are you not a youth, why not lead the crusade and let us follow you. Ppl always exonerating themselves when it comes to taking responsibility.

SmartMugu:

So we should be fighting instead of playing ba?

Fight oooo if that will help the economy of this country... Cos am not happy with everyone right now including Seun of Nairaland

If a small snake eats up 36m,and a medium sized monkey swallows 70m, a large elephant can take all the money in Nigeria! I will rather invest.

kelvinezeh55:
If snake can swallow money if monkey can leave bananas and go for money.......... Then elephant own will not be different

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In apropos to that, an Elephant being the biggest land animal in the World, is likely to swallow even more cash. Not Millions this time around but Billions of Naira considering its extra large stomach that can be compare to a water Tank.

modelmike7:
An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

Like this fidelity Bank response

modelmike7:
An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

You people have coated disrespect with clap back.

It is very unprofessional. He was fired because of his rudeness in the name of clap back.

People should learn.

I trust the officer

Union bank plc horse ehh!.. Dat one go worse.
Dat horse go carry money run ehhhhh!

Nobody go fit catch am.

If you come near am e go just kill you with em hoof.

#BewareOfUnionBankHorse

Bedlecturer:
Unlike the stewpid ECOBANK that blocked its network all through the week.
Im filing a case against that silly bank this week.
Yeye bank.

Hallelujah!!! Ecobank Atm machines have started working! We just hope nothing will happen to their network again ó cos we need them.

Chochovini:
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In apropos to that, an Elephant being the biggest land animal in the World, is likely to swallow even more cash. Not Millions this time around but Billions of Naira considering its extra large stomach that can be compare to a water Tank.

what this elephant will swalow is going to close the bank is either they remove this elephant or am not banking with them

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

Best way to absorb the shock and come to terms with the fact that our religious and tribal intolerance is causing great pain and misery

and one slay queen that owns an account in Firts bank asked me if it is actually true that the elephant is swalling money in first bank...smh!!! Most so called slay queens live in social media especially those tecno and gionee owners.

Bedlecturer:
Unlike the stewpid ECOBANK that blocked its network all through the week.
Im filing a case against that silly bank this week.
Yeye bank.

Yes there were problems but I used the Ecobank mobile application during the weekend and I experienced no service problem. I learnt their internet banking and Atm machines are up and running too

Too serious. They should have laden the response with humour.

Something like "We trust our Elephant; It doesn't eat money. A trust of over 100 years is no joke".

Liliyann:
Na local saving box sure pass as things dey go in this country.
I can't be working and having monkey and snake enjoy my money,before you know it they will say ant swallowed CBN

Let's not hear that rats ate your savings in that box...

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

Oga, how many change did u demand from the Govt was given to u?...

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

With the way, girls are bleaching these days, how can somebody differentiate between a white girl and a Nigerian girl?

modelmike7:
An epic clapback would have been much better than this long story!

Where is Kingfisher, The EFCC social handler?!

Chasing his music career now

bekpo:
Honestly, the way I am seeing this elephant, he is up to something. See the way it's rushing as if it want to swallow something. My money pls, I am coming to take u before this elephant do something stupid.

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Hahahaha so many funny people on this thread.

Mutuwa:
only in 21st century Nigeria one would hear;

1. Termites eating up large supply of tractors.

2. Two ships laden with crude oil disappear just like that without a trace.

3. A Snake and Monkey in nobody's shadow,but with a BVN and account numbers in Nigerian banks,warranting one to swallow money,and the other to take off with 70m.

Union bank should keep an eye on that stray horse as well.

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Hahahahahaha funniest comment on this thread. Thanks for starting my day with laughter.

modelmike7:

He resigned willingly, he was never discarded.
PLS NOTE!

9japrof:
Instead of the youths to stand up and demand structural changes and a mess to the swallowing going on, we only make jokes and create comedy skits with the harm befalling Nigeria

set the pace. We gat ya back.

eezeribe:

EFCC discarded him for incompetence... he is now cooling off with Union bank.

Ignorance is not bliss anymore, it's an illness. Who told u he was discharged. He resigned honorably after his NYSC, and is nw with Union bank

If talk you will face police or army ,in this country all the voices that should speak has been silenced. With impunity, so the only options for Nigerian is to make jokes so they can know we are aware of there doings

jaychubi:

The president started it with rats

. And the wife continue from there by introducing Hyena and Jackals.

ekongrobert:
i think is high time our dog, hen and goat to also go out and hustle, because they cant remain at home eating while monkey and snake are busy making millions...

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Hahahahahaha another funny comment. I just love this forum sha.

empire2017:
when we call nigeria a zoo state ,u guys became angry... JUST LOOK AT HOW ANIMALS ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY ECONOMY upandown....

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You cannot call Nigeria a Zoo because, if you do, that makes everybody an animal of some sort including you.

ekmike:
Animals are taking over the zoo country.

"are taking over" or HAVE ALREADY TAKEN OVER !!!

Psoul:


Are you not a youth, why not lead the crusade and let us follow you. Ppl always exonerating themselves when it comes to taking responsibility.

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The problem is, Nigeria is not like the westhern countries. You can‘t protest in a trigger-happy country like Nigeria where any action to counter a gernerally accepted system or trend whether positive of not is quickly met with strong opposition from the power that be. Otherwise, there are so many things to protest against presently in this country. E.g fulani herdsmen killing, fuel scarcity, inflation of the prices of good, incessant kidnapings, etc...

Chochovini:
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You cannot call Nigeria a Zoo because, if you do, that makes everybody an animal of some sort including you.

Very wrong bro... not all inside a zoo are animals. There are zoo keepers, cleaners, security guards, office workers etc who are all humans... and most especially visitors/guests who came to see the animals, play pranks n make jokes with them, just like some of us (guests) are jesting n playing pranks with the animals (maybe U are among them) in the ZOO country !!