I actually thought the Op was serious until I started reading. And I had to really laugh out loud till my cheeks started aching.

This man is a real comedian! For someone to have sat down and composed this funny piece means that he's a genius.

Smh for those that truly believed the Op's story.

donstan18:
Wow!!,...you are indeed a very wise man!, you are so intelligent that I'm beginning to envy you now, don't mind them brO, you are wise.


Next time, when you see her drinking Garri with a guy in your house, ask them if they enjoyed very well.

If you see a guy being shirtless with your babe in your house, tell him to remove his boxers to get enough air.

If you see a used condom you didn't use in your house, don't bother, just pick it up, lick the ice cream in it and start using it as Balloon.

Whenever you see male nude pictures in her phone, just say to her "Wow!!, these nudes are dope, do you have more?" tell her that.

When making love with her again and you notice the wideness and space in her pussy, just kneel down and apologize to her for not having a huge d*ck that will match her pussy.






MUMU!!....Since you don't have sense
C'mon will you get out of here, now!!!!

This OP na Ewu Eko...

bros your house Na packing lot no be garage

ayookunlee:
my guy is always conscious of his garri level. ;Dmy guy is always conscious of his garri level.

As in this Nigeria bad oooo.....he no care whether she dey cheat,so far garri no dey reduce,he is good

:oYou have just had 10k views in 5 minutes

heendrix:
better marry her to avoid any form of delay or noise during child birth. coz if you disobey go find tight pussy now and your baby come out in a cone shape. me I wount say sorry o

See finishing

A very funny story ... entertaining nonetheless

This OP self.

Buy lock for the garri locker, and only keep few cups outside the locker... If she wont stop, you can stop buying milk. Also, try to get her a car to reduce her stress especially whenever her boss call her at night. Next time you visit her uncle, you should buy some pizza and bottled water for yourself enroute. Ask her to stop flushing used condoms because it could block the WC, she can just bury them. In addition, save to buy generator and AC, make sure they have fuel, so that school sons next time schools sons wont have to remove shirt...what again...shallom...As for the wide pussy, you can buy XXXmax to increase your own girth

livebynite:
Should I Break Up With Her, Serious Advise Needed

I am in a bad situation and I need advice please
My gf Tinuke I call her tintin for short, has been the center of my world but for some time now certain things have me worried
We started dating 2 years ago then we moved in together after the sixth month, we do everything together at least whenever we can.
To be clear I am not a jealous person but somethings have really got me worried.
1. When we met she told me she has lots of guys as friends, and that she used to be a tomboy, even at work she has only guys as her friends, She works in KFC as a checkout girl.

2. We once went to her secondary school reunion and there where over 50 guys there and she was the only girl! I had to ask her if she went to an all guy’s school and she said these are the boy friends of her class mates that the girls will soon arrive. They never did she danced with every single guy there, but at least she introduced me to her 4 school sons and 3 school fathers who took care of her during her high school days. The only thing that bothered me about the night was she kept sitting on the laps of a particular guy who seemd way older than her to have been her school son back then and for some reason they were whispering stuff into each other’s ears all night.

3. I work with an importer as his wharehouse manager and sometimes I have to sleep there whenever we are doing stock taking and I have come home twice to find her with one of her school sons shirtless in my house and she says they are doing interview preparations (She has a big heart and loves helping people) so I can’t fault this I just always caution her to tell these guys to not take off their shirt in the house, yes granted the house I hot as we live in a self-contained. But they usually drink up all the garri in the house it’s so annoying!

4. We once went to see her uncle she grew up with somewhere in Ikoyi and when we got to bourdilion she had to call several times finally her uncles driver came to pick us, I had to wait in the security house while she went into see her uncle for over 5 hours and they didn’t even offer me ordinary water? I was so pissed.

5. KFC really stresses her out, she works even holidays, and every night around 10 her boss has to call and she has to give him reports sometimes he calls her to come back to the branch for random stock taking or reconciliation though he usually comes to pick her himself and is kind enough to send cool looking guys to drop her off the next day.

6. Another issue is that sex between us is so bad, as in every time we make love the song deep and wide constantly comes to mind, she says its the stress at work that makes her kitty so wide, I mean it is wide!! One can easily build a two wing duplex and still have space to park ten cars in there. We have had several talks about her quitting this job but not just because of how it affects her body but I have seen several nudes pictures of male organs to some rich customers sent to her, I was very angry but she explained that I shouldn’t that she always blocks the numbers.

7. Recently I came home and I found an empty condom wrap in the toilet seems it was flushed but didn’t go, she said she wanted to ask me who did that, and what really got me angry was I saw a plate in the sink with remnants of garri and milk, I was saving that remaining garri she said her school son dropped by for tutorials, I have wanted her in the past about using up the garri in the house for these guests, now I think this has gone far enough. AI am seriously thinking of breaking up with her. I need a woman who can manage our resources not waste! She is a truly wonderful person with a big heart but this wastage has got to stop. I love her but this thing is driving me nuts!!
Please mature comments only

My guy, I just could not resist commenting on this post. You appear to be so naive.

Use her for money rituals.

At least she used a condom.

baba u get mind oo

from your story, i think you care about garri more than whatever happens between your girl and her school son. i love garri too. as far they do not touch the garri, we can manage every other things

QueenSuccubus:
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Jezzzzu!

This is a fuuccckkking LIE! When ur stressed isn't that ur muscles are getting stiff? The MUSCLES CONTRACTS & NOT WIDEN...

HABA! don't be a mumu guy ooo...maybe her manager or co-worker is consuming her...

lol she works at KFC. it's the customers that are meant to consume the chicken not co-worker

My guy, the garri is the least of your problems lmao. You just described in clear details the signs of a cheating runs girl and you're still asking us what to do? Lol..why some guys dull like this na?

Chai.....

My bloda she don use you pray ping pong...

Your gilfliend na collect orosho..


Broda abeg no mind me jare just trying to get my igbo guy flow on..


Dude you'v been played..

She is a certified olosho

my girlfriend did the same to me and she was like "baby i won't lie the only pesin that have seen my unclothedness is you and that guy that use to come to our house" and i was like......

Your mumu don't do... End the charade now.. You have been single from day one. Leave that girl alone. Move out if you have to but end this crap now.

WinningSun:


lol she works at KFC. it's the customers that are meant to consume the chicken not co-worker

Chaaaaii...Her own manager is her VIP customer sha..imagine calling her to come back even after midnyt juz to check the stocks? Really? Who does that....?

This one doesn't even know how to lie, you waited for 5 hours, if I slap you eh!

Lol this can't be real

That's where you are wrong young lad...she ain't your girlfriend!!! So calling her that is wrong and you better tell her to hit the free way...

She should pack her bags... Call her a cab so she can take that long overdue hike!!!

No time!!!

Please oh, OP, sorry o!

In all these things you listed, it is only the garri that is paining you?

Your girl is a garden tool, a hoe actually.

You can keep her as side chic and look for a wife to marry

Checked86:
from your story, i think you care about garri more than whatever happens between your girl and her school son. i love garri too. as far they do not touch the garri, we can manage every other things

I feel you.
I love garri so tey, I gauge the garri level every time I enter and exit the kitchen .

AryEmber:
I don't know why people ask for advice when they already know what they'll do in their hearts.

MY GOD WILL BLESS YOU WITH THAT STATEMENT...

This man is stupid.....why stay with her

what is good for the snake is good for the monkey. abi u be bad belle ni? sorry am in the wrong thread.

donstan18:
Wow!!,...you are indeed a very wise man!, you are so intelligent that I'm beginning to envy you now, don't mind them brO, you are wise.


Next time, when you see her drinking Garri with a guy in your house, ask them if they enjoyed very well.

If you see a guy being shirtless with your babe in your house, tell him to remove his boxers to get enough air.

If you see a used condom you didn't use in your house, don't bother, just pick it up, lick the ice cream in it and start using it as Balloon.

Whenever you see male nude pictures in her phone, just say to her "Wow!!, these nudes are dope, do you have more?" tell her that.

When making love with her again and you notice the wideness and space in her pussy, just kneel down and apologize to her for not having a huge d*ck that will match her pussy.






MUMU!!....Since you don't have sense
C'mon will you get out of here, now!!!!

oo my God see as you finish dis guy. I sight you o

I can't believe how dumb Nigerians are.

The op gave the name nickname and location of where his gf works.

The op is not looking for any nonsense advice.

THIS IS JUST A SMEAR CAMPAIGN!

op u are wicked

Brooke60:
Let your babe write her story...we can judge from there.
People be painting themselves saint

Ho

Please move on with your life. Make the clean break.

Mr. Ode, you got to leave this your b.itch before something bad happens...