ifex370:
I'll save this because its comical...




Graduate, must have learnt all these bullshit up there..finished NYSC and must be less than 26... After jamb finish some people for 3 years before entering a university where there was no IT facility or tutor..

No this same person manages to learn basic HTML and CSS 3 while combining normal academic work and comes out with a 2.2 at age 24, after all the frustration from jamb, strike, ASUU,NASU,SANU,SSASU... does his NYSC and with little struggles, manages to know another skill, maybe jquery, Jason and bootstrap.. Now he feels atleast he's gotten somewhere,

Then you now expect him to know the rest of these things before he clocks 26 so you can employ him and pay him graduate trainee money abi... This is the kind of nonsense you read online that will just make you leave everything and go n join the yahoo gang,cos if these fools knew how very difficult it is to learn just one of these thing's they stated, under naija conditions, they won't have uploaded this rubbish



In fact.. Thunder will fire whoever came up with these requirements.. They should go and look for someone with the above requirements abroad.. And pay through their nose.. Cos developers there charge you per hour in dollars..




Idiot's

God bless you

ifex370:
I'll save this because its comical...




Graduate, must have learnt all these bullshit up there..finished NYSC and must be less than 26... After jamb finish some people for 3 years before entering a university where there was no IT facility or tutor..

No this same person manages to learn basic HTML and CSS 3 while combining normal academic work and comes out with a 2.2 at age 24, after all the frustration from jamb, strike, ASUU,NASU,SANU,SSASU... does his NYSC and with little struggles, manages to know another skill, maybe jquery, Jason and bootstrap.. Now he feels atleast he's gotten somewhere,

Then you now expect him to know the rest of these things before he clocks 26 so you can employ him and pay him graduate trainee money abi... This is the kind of nonsense you read online that will just make you leave everything and go n join the yahoo gang,cos if these fools knew how very difficult it is to learn just one of these thing's they stated, under naija conditions, they won't have uploaded this rubbish



In fact.. Thunder will fire whoever came up with these requirements.. They should go and look for someone with the above requirements abroad.. And pay through their nose.. Cos developers there charge you per hour in dollars..




Idiot's

Calm down bro, a non-technical, ignorant person in their human resources wrote that shit up there. He/she probably copied the stuff from Google.

It just shows a sad reality and that is one of the reasons developers are overworked and underpaid especially in this part of the world.

Ignorant non techies expect them (developers) to know everything, yet nobody gives them what they want.

I first saw this job post on hotnigerianjobs site

I was sad not because of the skills requirement but what HR in Nigeria has turned into these days. They are so lazy to do little research on job skills neccessary for each job grade or category. They just do copy and paste these days from the internet.

First it is very obvious that those who compiled the job requirements do not understand much about the field. Even as an experienced hire, it's rare to be perfect in all let alone have all such skills.

Secondly, this is a badly done HR job. I want to assume that the HR team meant to imply that the candidate must have at least one, two or three of such skills as a fresh graduate. The job advert is not even well structured. Very abysmal performance by the HR recruiter.

A candidate who eventually does have all such skills and knowledge would never accept the salary of a graduate trainee except he/she does not know his worth or value.

Lastly, if the HR team involved can not take their time to properly structure an advert for a fresh graduate position and even going further to think that one of the recruitment supervisors approved that this advert be made public, what is the probability they would even have time to go through the CVs or understand what is in your resume

On the contrary, I am not assuming that there cant be at least one fresh graduate in Nigeria who would have a little idea of all those skills and it's application including being an expert in at least two domain language but my take is this, fresh graduate pay is bullshit for such an applicant and we should all note this is a poorly done HR job.

Situations like this tells alot about the culture of an organisation. Maybe probably they are slave drivers. Just saying tho and I stand to be corrected. Even as a job applicant you should be scared if perhaps they are for real that they do know what they are doing and want you as fresh graduate to be able to apply all those skills when employed.

The most annoying part is this, banks in Nigeria are very quick to copy each other. I can bet it's just a matter of time before we see other banks following suite.

Fidelity Bank!!!! Hian.....

e be like say people no wan apply for this job

please is the salary 70k for real

stefanweeks:
Artificial Intelligence, Robotic Process Automation, Data Analytics, Chat Bots, Open Banking, Conversational Banking


Madness

because of 70k salary

Please did anyone receive invitation message for digital lab assessment?

How much is their salary sef? Lemme know if I should attend the interview or not.

Invites rolling in....who got one here

erimakosamuel:
Invites rolling in....who got one here

I did bruh
Do you have PQs to prepare with?

I don't have all those skills... Buh my invite just rolled in...wondering if its worth it

lostluggage:
I did bruh
Do you have PQs to prepare with?

What is pqs again....abeg give me more info let me scatter Google and search

erimakosamuel:

What is pqs again....abeg give me more info let me scatter Google and search

Past Questions

erimakosamuel:

What is pqs again....abeg give me more info let me scatter Google and search

lol past questions oooo

Andrewgame42:
I don't have all those skills... Buh my invite just rolled in...wondering if its worth it

Andrewgame42:
I don't have all those skills... Buh my invite just rolled in...wondering if its worth it

One has the invite now, no option than to prepare

@dave06 it is an aptitude test and not interview

eduhenry90
erimakosamuel
Juliches
Lets converge here and see how we can be of help to each other

https://www.nairaland.com/4486839/fidelity-bank-digital-lab-graduate

lostluggage:




One has the invite now, no option than to prepare

@dave06 it is an aptitude test and not interview

eduhenry90
erimakosamuel
Juliches
Lets converge here and see how we can be of help to each other

https://www.nairaland.com/4486839/fidelity-bank-digital-lab-graduate

Why not here....what's wrong with this page.....abi is it not the same purpose......see wahala..lol

Na here we dey....the application process started here and because u see test invite u run commot go open new page....I yam not understanding.... Where is the logic here...........hmmmm

Seems the assessment test will be workforce. Anyone with pass questions please send a link or send to my email, see my signature below. Really appreciate, please

charlesu49:
Seems the assessment test will be workforce. Anyone with pass questions please send a link or send to my email, see my signature below. Really appreciate, please

Am thinking gmats...havnt heard of any

The mail didn't state anything about programming, so I think we should just prepare for normal workforce gmat questions.

They stated that calculators are not allowed, will they provide calculators or will there be on-screen calculators?

charlesu49:
They stated that calculators are not allowed, will they provide calculators or will there be on-screen calculators?

Oga your Biro a paper will be your calculator......lol....no worry e go easy...God dey

erimakosamuel:


Oga your Biro a paper will be your calculator......lol....no worry e go easy...God dey

No p. Na waste of time sha, but God dey.

charlesu49:


No p. Na waste of time sha, but God dey.

Waste of time how

erimakosamuel:

Waste of time how

I mean having to calculate every little thing manually.

charlesu49:

I mean having to calculate every little thing manually.

Lol...is dis your first time...........y u wan use calculator at the first instance?

erimakosamuel:


Lol...is dis your first time...........y u wan use calculator at the first instance?

Its my first time writing workforce assessment test, have you written their test before, how is it, the format I mean

charlesu49:

Its my first time writing workforce assessment test, have you written their test before, how is it, the format I mean

I have not written workforce test before...what am asking is this....is this your first time of writing test without calculator

Plz how much is the salary, let me not waste my time and t.fare from Lagos to Enugu.
Plz a response

tobelife30:
Plz how much is the salary, let me not waste my time and t.fare from Lagos to Enugu.
Plz a response

Roughly 2.9m. Increased recently

Dragnet, GMAT, TOEFL, GRE, Workforce, FIRS & more test materials all for 1000naira
Call me 0.9.0.8.4.2.6.9.8.3.1

2.9m how didn't understand

tobelife30:
2.9m how didn't understand

Annual