I know we they're alot of talented folks here at Nairaland
Guyz let’s showcase our talents, we should all think like a rapper and come about a killing punchline.
Who knows if one A list rapper will come and steal your lines and use in their song later. For sure we all will fight for you .
Broskies let’s kill this beat with dope punchlines, permit to start first.

Most of the girls in my street are for hook up
Because they need more money to Behind up
Cos they know they ain’t gonna get the money with a free cup
That’s why they charge more money for the dick sucked.
They have a lot of people in their picture who is gonna better their future, don’t treat life like a scissors because it hurt when it goes down with a big cut.
You don’t have to show the world what you are made for

they are not the ones you are made for

Never listen to them if you wanna stand tall
Or you gonna lose all that you work for

i never open my mind for a shit talk
That’s why I came home with a big lock.

braaaahhh who can beat dat

My darling LUMINOUZ come down here!

Drop those venomous lines u been hiding for ages..

Omo ma flow "So Clean" in my "Area".









make una manage that punch

QueenSuccubus:



My darling LUMINOUZ come down here!

Drop those venomous lines u been hiding for ages..

Baby.....u just wanna make me drop some bombs in here....

Well.....let's light some fvvkers up..shall we

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Check n action!!!

/Hail Mary!! Holy Moly! Lawd of Mercy!!..are words hommies yell after I'm done yapping/
/Holy Fvck!! Damnnnnnn! Lit Nigga! Dope as fvvk! UUUUURGHHSSSHHH....are words ya girlfriends scream after tearing 'em pussies/

/Lookie lookie now.. who is this again?? Who is this nigga tearing up NL 'rap lane'...it's me Lumi...I'm Clark Kent!! Y'all my 'Lois lane'/
/Every little nigga thinks he is a dope rapper......a lit yapper....an all round booty 'clapbanger'...till they meet me..n realise..dey just 'doppelganger'/

/I'm d 'predator.'.n u niggas are d 'preys'....I'm 'Arya Stark'...Y'all my 'Walder Freys'/
/'Like my storyline?' listen up suckers,lemme tell I fvck u up .in ya 'timeline'/

/I'm d Direwolf Ghost,on padded feet,even through a 'Gale' in d 'vale',muscles aching,jaws clenched tight n eyes bright,as I gaze on yet another doomed 'tale'/
/Niggas 'wail n flail'...no matter...I'm d fox..ur my little bitçh 'quails'
/Gulping ur asses down in '2 mins' but 'ewwwwww' niggas taste like shit...absolute lack of 'vitamins'/


/Dafuq u looking at nigga? Did I stutter mutherfvcker??/
/Roll with d rest o ya 'vaseline' crew....I'm on another level, a 'baseline' hitter..ya gf confirmed it.. check her bulging 'waistline'/

luminouz:

Baby.....u just wanna make me drop some bombs in here....

Well.....let's light some fvvkers up..shall we

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Juz own it babe
Let them know whoz LUMINOUZ

I sacked my teacher, I have no master
Just in case you need, ama go faster

I know all my OGs, before any ABC.

omo see as i deh so, i no care even though you no like ooh omo leg over na how this girl the play me like hannover

cheddahboy:
I sacked my teacher, I have no master Just in case you need, ama go faster
I know all my OGs, before any ABC.

wow dat dope

QueenSuccubus:





Juz own it babe
Let them know whoz LUMINOUZ

Done babe!!
Let's see if other dope niggas can beat dat

luminouz:


Done babe!!
Let's see if other dope niggas can beat dat

Hahahahhaha..I cant stop laughing..lemme drop my lines later but for now i juz keep laughing on sick lines

QueenSuccubus:





Hahahahhaha..I cant stop laughing..lemme drop my lines later but for now i juz keep laughing on sick lines

Lmaoooo
Drop em n make hot babe!!