Sit On The Couch, She Moves To The Bed, You Join Her.

Am I Clear?

Don't Be Half A Man

Don't you have blue film to watch with her.

I have a solution to your problem but i need to demonstrate it, give me your address. Is the babe still there?

tabtabtab:
What happen to making friend with her... Getting to know her and see where it goes from their...

Note: best of friends makes a good lovers.

Don't treat her like a LovePeddler.... Instead treat her like queen and she will forever cherish and respect you.

I'm sure you are not talking about most Naija girls. Treat them like a queen and they will take you for a ride.
Why do you think the statement " Nice guys comes last" is very popular in this country.

Ebuka2016:


oya OP come sidon for chair make i give you nudgets of wisdom

first off, you have to show her you have interest in her as a person and not just her puss*y

treat her very nicely, be very attentive to her. Now sit close to her. Put a romantic movie wey e be say dem Bleep small for the movie. While the movie is going on, discuss with her about what is happening in the movie. Give her subtle touches at strategic places once in a while. Bro never be afraid. Take everything as a joke. Take the plunge and never be afraid of the outcome. At this point of having created a sort of sexual tension, if na me i will go all out and touch her jokingly, what i mean is that i will be smiling cheapishly while confidently looking into her eyes and touching her sweet laps, i dont care whether she rejects or not. If she rejects am going to do it again like i did it before till i get into her sweet pants . Plz be funny, it helps.

Queensuccubus coman rate my advice jare

Nice...juz joke joke eehn..

Me too! I like jokes but don't run when i start my engine running coz i will make u sweat like u run for a thousand miles

stacyadams:
a good examle of movie is KISS AND KILL//i know say boiz go rush download am

hehehehe

baht guy

make i rush go download am too...

QueenSuccubus:





Nice...juz joke joke eehn..

Me too! I like jokes but don't run when i start my engine running coz i will make u sweat like u run for a thousand miles

hahahaha

you ehn...

You be bad girl Bad girls know what to do and when to do it

goodnight baby!

Ebuka2016:

hahahaha

you ehn...

You be bad girl Bad girls know what to do and when to do it

goodnight baby!

I bet u go to a night "vigil" every Wednesday

Sleep tight but don't forget to wash that monstrous yam..i bet that's full of her muddy creamp!e

QueenSuccubus:



Ebuka2016 can give u a lot of tipz on how to bang all types of loose cats...

A girl cannot visit a guy in peace again

femi4:
A girl cannot visit a guy in peace again

Why a girl will visit a man in his pad alone if only to chitchat ?

Juz bcoz he got fanta and eggrolls abi?

QueenSuccubus:



Why a girl will visit a man in his pad alone if only to chitchat ?

Juz bcoz he got fanta and eggrolls abi?

Even if they coming from a restaurant?

femi4:
Even if they coming from a restaurant?

Aha! So after u treat her a pounded yam from a restaurant u wanna invite her in ur pad to tease her with yam abi? Juz to tease only...no be pounding...

QueenSuccubus:







Aha! So after u treat her a pounded yam from a restaurant u wanna invite her in ur pad to tease her with yam abi? Juz to tease only...no be pounding...

Its called balance diet

fubbyy:
A girl came to your house and you want to make a move, how do you do it? Do you just all of a sudden start touching her or what

Help me please, many girls have come and gone just like that

"many girls have come and gone like that" this one weak me o, i feel your pain bro

QueenSuccubus:





I bet u went to a night "vigil" every Wednesday

Sleep tight but don't forget to wash that monstrous yam..i bet that's full of her muddy creamp!e

my veiny black dic*k will never rest or cease to explore till the day it rests in your ...

Ebuka2016:



my veiny black dic*k will never rest or cease to explore till the day it rests in your ...

Aha..i will shout...EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUUUUUUKA!

remove the couch,and let ur bed be the couch

fubbyy:
A girl came to your house and you want to make a move, how do you do it? Do you just all of a sudden start touching her or what

Help me please, many girls have come and gone just like that

Lolz just tell her. " baby I want your totoro" she go give you ASAP.

QueenSuccubus:


Aha..i will shout...EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUKA! EBUUUUUUKA!

hahahahahaha
more like... OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IIIIIIT!

Ebuka2016:


oya OP come sidon for chair make i give you nudgets of wisdom

first off, you have to show her you have interest in her as a person and not just her puss*y

treat her very nicely, be very attentive to her. Now sit close to her. Put a romantic movie wey e be say dem Bleep small for the movie. While the movie is going on, discuss with her about what is happening in the movie. Give her subtle touches at strategic places once in a while. Bro never be afraid. Take everything as a joke. Take the plunge and never be afraid of the outcome. At this point of having created a sort of sexual tension, if na me i will go all out and touch her jokingly, what i mean is that i will be smiling cheapishly while confidently looking into her eyes and touching her sweet laps, i dont care whether she rejects or not. If she rejects am going to do it again like i did it before till i get into her sweet pants . Plz be funny, it helps.

Queensucc..ubus coman rate my advice jare

this won't work 1 bit, I trust some girl

Ebuka2016:

hahahahahaha

more like...
OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IIIIIIT!

Hahahahhaahah . actually i researched it and the true translation is SPREAD IT

Getting a woman laid is the easiest thing to do, you don't need to force yourself, action speaks louder than voice, (1) flirt with her before her visit, tell her you sexual fantasies, ask about her in a subtle way, you must seal the deal before inviting her, be bold and confident. before then. Make her comfortable around you.
(2)strike a date. At your house, know about her favorite dish, buy or better still cook it for her. (for VIP alone oh, if na all this slay queen. Don't bother. Just buy condom and noodles)
(3) make sure you hug her at the bus stop or at your door step before her entrance.

(4) maintain eyes contact from the bus stop to your house, smile if caught off guard.

(5) hold her either her hands or waist, ask her how difficult it was locating your crib. Then proceed to complement her looks.

(6) ask her what she'd like to be offered, food, drink or fruits. Just be cool but keep the flirting coming.

(7)kiss her, regardless. Go slowly bruv!


Hope this help.

Maxi112:
this won't work 1 bit, I trust some girl

which one will work

QueenSuccubus:





Hahahahhaahah . actually i researched it and the true translation is SPREAD IT

lol..

so on the D day, when i wanna get down below i will be like, 'ebuka!'

wanna cuddle you right now

Ebuka2016:



lol..

so on the D day, when i wanna get down below i will be like, 'ebuka!'

wanna cuddle you right now

Hahahahahahahaha...

I wonder how u sound like when u speak that word ..So ur real name is EBUKA?

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahahahahaha...

I wonder how u sound like when u speak that word ..So ur real name is EBUKA?

of course

Ebuka is actually a short form of the name 'Chukwuebuka'. It means 'God is big/great.'

the name is popular here in Nigeria, in Igbo land precisely.

Pple who bear the name EBUKA always have big montrous di*cks

if you remove the E from ebuka and put O, you get something like this- 'O buka' meaning 'it is big/large'

Ebuka2016:

of course

Ebuka is actually a short form of the name 'Chukwuebuka'. It means 'God is big/great.'

the name is popular here in Nigeria, in Igbo land precisely.

Pple who bear the name EBUKA always have big montrous di*cks

if you remove the E from ebuka and put O, you get something like this- 'O buka' meaning 'it is big/large'

Hahahahaa...
OBUKA is much sexier ooo..Sounds that greatness is chewable
I don't know about the Nigerian Tribe, as a foreigner's view for me y'all the same sha

I remember one time I visited my Uncle from school His wife had these girls that work for her in her shop that usually come around to help at home. One of them is endowed in the frontals and her back side isn't something I don't like. We don't talk. Just side looks and short glimpses... One time, there was nobody at home and this girl had to come around to get things for the shop. Came in, didn't knock to find me lying bare chested and reading on the couch . She came in and didn't greet as usual. Just the usual short side look. I got up, followed her to the store and grabbed her boóbs... The rest is history

I hope you've learnt one or two things?

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahaa...
OBUKA is much sexier ooo..Sounds that greatness is chewable
I don't know about the Nigerian Tribe, as a foreigner's view for me y'all the same sha

first time checking your profile, you look cute!

Learnt Singapore has the fastest Wi-Fi in the world what a great feet!

umm, yeah, we all should be the same but thats not the case, we speak different languages. Nigeria has more than 500 native languages, 11 languages are the major languages but English remains our official language.

I wish we all are actually the same
it would make a whole lotta sense...

Lol @ 'greatness is chewable' lol...

from now on you can call me 'Obuka'

my 'greatness' is chewable, suckable and ....

Ebuka2016:

first time checking your profile, you look cute!

Learnt Singapore has the fastest Wi-Fi in the world what a great feet!

umm, yeah, we all should be the same but thats not the case, we speak different languages. Nigeria has more than 500 native languages, 11 languages are the major languages but English remains our official language.

I wish we all are actually the same
it would make a whole lotta sense...

Lol @ 'greatness is chewable' lol...

from now on you can call me 'Obuka'

my 'greatness' is chewable, suckable and ....

Yeah...Singapore has the fastest WiFi in the world.& not only that u can access free WiFi in airport, trains, buses, malls, schools, hospitals, churches , restaurants , bars, government buildings, club house etc..U almost don't need a data here except ur in the park/ playground due to free access...

Singapore is a multicultural country sha but dominated by Chinese ppol..so many foreigners living here so the only way we understand each other here is to speak English...

QueenSuccubus:



Yeah...Singapore has the fastest WiFi in the world.& not only that u can access free WiFi in airport, trains, buses, malls, schools, hospitals, churches , restaurants , bars, government buildings, club house etc..U almost don't need a data here except ur in the park/ playground due to free access...

Singapore is a multicultural country sha but dominated by Chinese ppol..so many foreigners living here so the only way we understand each other here is to speak English...

wow your country is really 'Obuka' (this sentence is incorrect tho but i hope you understand )

i wonder when Nigeria will be like that

but its kinda strange that a country is dominated by immigrants other than the indigenes

i wish the whole world speaks one language the whole world used to speak one language tho till something happened ...

I also read somewhere that there was a budget surplus in Singapore, and the govt decided to give each citizen $300

thats a very huge amount here in Nigeria, more than 100k

well, we'll get there someday sha

there is a novel i want you to read: True Women

you'd fall in love after reading it

Ebuka2016:


wow your country is really 'Obuka' (this sentence is incorrect tho but i hope you understand )

i wonder when Nigeria will be like that

but its kinda strange that a country is dominated by immigrants other than the indigenes

i wish the whole world speaks one language the whole world used to speak one language tho till something happened ...

I also read somewhere that there was a budget surplus in Singapore, and the govt decided to give each citizen $300

thats a very huge amount here in Nigeria, more than 100k

well, we'll get there someday sha

there is a novel i want you to read: True Women

you'd fall in love after reading it

Not a big fan of books..
I cannot sit and juz read sha but thanks...