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Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 7:00am On Apr 04, 2018 |
martineverest:Did you watch Sevilla vs Barcelona last weekend? And can you compare it to Sevilla vs Bayern last night? |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by mickenz: 7:00am On Apr 04, 2018 |
[color=#990000][/color]*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each
won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s
first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division
and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No! Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your
national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s firstever European
Championship.
Messi: No!
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored
for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for
Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9
seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14
seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat- tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition
in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different
teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL
between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of
you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the
CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me!
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free
kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again!
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the
penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most
goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you
hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that
have been presented to me. I can only draw one
conclusion when it comes to comparing you both
as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo
is the better player in almost every category. When
it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both
club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top.
Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best
ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment. Messi:
But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played
as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his
goal scoring records & win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo
will, according to the statistics, be considered as
the best football player of all time. Until then, keep
pushing on and you just might be able to achieve
just as much as Ronaldo!
P.S: Na share I share ooo, so don't attack/argue
with me, attack/argue with the Judge biko!! 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by mickenz: 7:02am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Teacher >> What is a machine?
Student >> A machine is a device that performs or
assists in the performance of human tasks, whether
physical or computational, laborious or for
entertainment.
Teacher >> Give me am example...
Student >> <b>Cristiano Ronaldo 2 Likes |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by andrew444(m): 7:02am On Apr 04, 2018 |
anigbajumo: I saw a lovely goal and I give credit to it,I repeat my self I am a Barca fan and I am not here to argue with you or any one,I am not here to argue Ronaldo or Messi because that's what you are trying to do Na your papa dey fool him self.....Your papa na BASTARD oloshi.....IDIOT |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by mickenz: 7:03am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Ronaldo' 1st goal made Madrid fans happy...
Ronaldo's 2nd goal Made Juventus fans happy...
Ronaldo's Last Miss Made Barka Dogs Happy...
True complete player who makes everyone happy
# Massive_Respect
# LEGEND 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 7:05am On Apr 04, 2018 |
chukzyfcbb:Maybe "worst" is a little exaggerated, but Barcelona have been lucky in at least these three games: Vs Chelsea 2nd leg Vs Real Madrid when they won 3-0 and Vs Sevilla last weekend which Sevilla should have won at least 5-2 Barcelona will have a point to prove when they meet Man City or Bayern or Madrid again. 3 Likes |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by anigbajumo(m): 7:07am On Apr 04, 2018 |
CEOconcord: Messi had score solo goal more than that, nothing special about that goal,NA today u dey watch football?? Giroud,Rooney,Suarez even zlatan had scored that same goal from 30 yards... |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by martineverest(m): 7:09am On Apr 04, 2018 |
NoDulling4here:Sevilla at home is always hard for Barca to beat...beside,Barca players were already tired after the break was Madrid able to beat sevilla...at least,Barca beat Dem 2nil is first leg |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Naxtrad(m): 7:10am On Apr 04, 2018 |
The video has been blocked by UEFA for advert purpose... |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by encryptjay(m): 7:13am On Apr 04, 2018 |
saabright:I appreciate Messi too bro 2 Likes |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by anigbajumo(m): 7:14am On Apr 04, 2018 |
andrew444: Monkey,to include that u are barca fan shows that ur cerebrum needs little adjustment, hail ronaldo no one cares but include barca fan means ur stupidity is classic.Wat of if u watch zlatan goal over the weekend, am sure u will run mad.... slowpoke old fool,NA ur Mama be bastard coz am sure uno gat papa,as ur mama be bastard am sure u are also bastard....son of slowpoke old fool... |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by andrew444(m): 7:30am On Apr 04, 2018 |
NoDulling4here: Nothing special about Bayern |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by anigbajumo(m): 7:31am On Apr 04, 2018 |
andrew444: Go and die with ur stupid nd useless ashawo mother that giv birth to a bastard like you,I blame that wasted sperm from ur animalistic father.... BASTARD!! |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Jeferious: 7:31am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Jsucre:Is this the best counter-argument you can muster? |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by fabdozie: 7:32am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Ronaldo is king |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by andrew444(m): 7:33am On Apr 04, 2018 |
anigbajumo: Chai e pain am.....Ugly monkey 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Jafro(m): 7:41am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Miremoses1: Wizard!! 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by anigbajumo(m): 7:42am On Apr 04, 2018 |
andrew444: Lol,go and hug transformer together with ur miserable mother,madt dog 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by andrew444(m): 7:45am On Apr 04, 2018 |
anigbajumo: Frustration wan kill you,it's already written all over you,face your suffer alone,you can keep on hating on my comment okay....your mama go dey do ashawo somewhere to feed you....I am done with you kid |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by anigbajumo(m): 7:49am On Apr 04, 2018 |
andrew444: Monkey wat are u waiting for, go nd hug transformer nah,can't wait to see ur graphic pic on NL together with ur stupid useless nd ashawo mother.....certified old fool,gerrout here..... |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by YhungPablo(m): 7:56am On Apr 04, 2018 |
andrew444:mtcheew |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by ZZ22: 8:09am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Jeferious:flawed, boring and emotional analysis. Do you know Pele? is he in the GOAT list? what has kept his name there if not his goals? why did you avoid his name? See let me tell you CR7 is epitome of what an exceptional footballer should be and who the upcoming ones should emulate. 1 Like |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Smartwin: 8:10am On Apr 04, 2018 |
No be Ronaldo first score that kind goal na [color=#990000][/color]...I don't know why everyone is making sound like an ambulance, just Waite for Messi goal soon , you go know say goal dy pass goal |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 8:12am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Fxwarrior: Who has most goals in Europe now with lesser games ooo? Who ? |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 8:13am On Apr 04, 2018 |
anigbajumo: Go and check his first goal in sporting and come back novice 2 Likes |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Jsucre(m): 8:15am On Apr 04, 2018 |
Jeferious: I go reply you later , I dey fry okra right now biko. |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 8:21am On Apr 04, 2018 |
martineverest: Sevilla players didn't go for international break abi Chai See excuse?.chisos Na only Barcelona players go international break And yes we beat sevilla 5--0 5--0 |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by martineverest(m): 8:26am On Apr 04, 2018 |
maynia:most Sevilla players didn't make their national team squad... |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 8:29am On Apr 04, 2018 |
SternProphet: And it's only Messi that works in Barcelona abi Sergio busquets no dey work? |
Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by Nobody: 8:30am On Apr 04, 2018 |
ZZ22: that guy you quoted got a point.. He is right... Leave sentiment... You are too emotional to assimiliate what he is trying to say.. |
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