Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there.

The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens.

The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice, but still nothing comes to mind.

He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!"

The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit -- now what?"

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i don read am b4 but still funny

Lwkm

yei.c those ma.d virgins sha

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol. . .

that was really funny, but waitooo!!! is it only america that someone would wish to mary? if no then WTH is this pix at the bottom of this page? or are they the just wedded italian virgins

hahaha u people and your jokes, crazy boy!