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~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Coco29(f): 6:02pm On Mar 15, 2007
. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail


2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*d i c k*


3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your text. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.


4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally


5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again


6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys


7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafuka
8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you


9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` ass he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway


10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course,  he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a- bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about s h i t either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his ass no more


12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife.


MR. THUG LIFE & MR. INTELLECTUAL i have been with,  but i love me Mr thug life  o lord hmm lipsrsealed
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 8:21pm On Mar 15, 2007
2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Lastly

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again

I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by neelsel(f): 8:36pm On Mar 15, 2007
I am still praying Coco, when the Lord answers, I shall return with my answer grin grin tongue
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Dvampire(m): 7:37pm On Mar 17, 2007
don't i love coco29? kiss she sure knows how to make me search for her in the romance thread. keep it coming girl. wink
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by whiteNkem(f): 8:35pm On Mar 17, 2007
1,2,5,6,9,11 - seen them, they're no good

Now i got my mr. perfect!!! kiss
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by kateflow(f): 8:38pm On Mar 17, 2007
waiting for God time
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by alabiyemmy(m): 8:38pm On Mar 17, 2007
some ladies don carry green, blue, yellow, black, white, purple etc.
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Raymand(m): 8:54pm On Mar 17, 2007
@ Jaybaby,

Your guy isn't good in bed? damn! grin
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Coco29(f): 9:47pm On Mar 17, 2007
Dvampire:

don't i love coco29? kiss she sure knows how to make me search for her in the romance thread. keep it coming girl. wink

you looking for me ?
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by mukina2: 11:41pm On Mar 17, 2007
ermm ermm *still thinking* cheesy
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by iice(f): 8:17am On Mar 18, 2007
Ehmmm love me the thugs! grin
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 4:13pm On Mar 18, 2007
Raymand:

@ Jaybaby,

Your guy isn't good in bed? damn! grin

Ramand Wetin? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by ugodaniel(m): 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2007
jaybaby:

Ramand Wetin? cheesy cheesy cheesy

oga, i no follow! grin
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 5:56pm On Mar 18, 2007
U no fflw 4 wetin? Who call U 4 d Matter? cheesy cheesy
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by ugodaniel(m): 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2007
but seriously jaybaby, you havent answered the question Remand asked, please do grin
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 6:29pm On Mar 18, 2007
There's nuttin 2 answer der!
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by ugodaniel(m): 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2007
hmmm hmmmm dont know who to believe again
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 6:32pm On Mar 18, 2007
`````~~~~~~~ UGO WETIN? shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Raymand(m): 7:12pm On Mar 18, 2007
Um, is that your guy in the your profile photo?
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by whiteNkem(f): 7:27pm On Mar 18, 2007
Raymand:

Um, is that your guy in the your profile photo?
who u askin?
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Raymand(m): 7:33pm On Mar 18, 2007
Me?. . .duh!
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 8:02pm On Mar 18, 2007
Raymand Won't U leave me alone angry angry angry
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Raymand(m): 8:04pm On Mar 18, 2007
Um, nope! now ANSWER ME!!
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by shescute4(f): 8:23am On Mar 19, 2007
5,6,7,10.hoping to meet with a 12 soon. wink
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Dvampire(m): 9:48am On Mar 19, 2007
@ coco29: maybe. but then, what i really meant was that i love the contents of your topics. it's a no holds barred kind of thing. perhaps i like you too; i don't know, so confused
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by oyinboaja: 12:26pm On Mar 19, 2007
some women don become ajeku ha ha ha

pass me ajeku
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by milli: 2:42pm On Mar 19, 2007
coco29, u must be a problem to know so much about men. I,ll pray God gives me mr.right. all is possible u know even tho we women always love hangin out with Mr.Wrong.
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by VCKY99(m): 2:54pm On Mar 19, 2007
I think every guy will generally fall into more than two or three of those traits, though I've to admit that you really did your research well. Getting to know all that shit, ain't yams oh.
      Meanwhile, I know it's easy for girls to be picky now, but in another 5 or 6 years from now, must will jump on anything close to the next available man. Mr right? Yeah right, but how would you know or recognise him? The man you're seeing now could just be him.
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by Coco29(f): 10:09pm On Mar 19, 2007
Dvampire:

@ coco29: maybe. but then, what i really meant was that i love the contents of your topics. it's a no holds barred kind of thing. perhaps i like you too; i don't know, so confused

i don't know what to say
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by jaybaby(f): 10:29am On Mar 20, 2007
Ranmand Go Ask HIM tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by lizzy47(f): 4:20pm On Mar 20, 2007
na wa for all of una, well there are still some discription of men i've met that are not in the list
Re: ~~*12 Types Of Men Which Have You Been With *~~ by lizzy47(f): 5:04pm On Mar 20, 2007
13.  MR CRAZY

   ADVANTAGE
1. fun and exciting
2. like u and tells u he'll marry u

DISADVANTAGE
1. lies a lot
2. has other girls but tells u, u're the main one
3. has no future and thinks of going to America without visa
4. not so good in bed just sticks in and out

14.  MR OLD GUY

 ADVANTAGES
1. Gntle and composed
2. provides for ur needs
3. loves u and wants to marry

DISADVANTAGE
1. treats u like his ur father
2. scared for u to meet his friends
3. boring and doesn't know whats up

15.  MR TOO MANY GOOD QUALITIES

ADVANTAGE
1.  Loves u alot and cares about how u feel
2.  introduces u to all his friends and family
3. compliments u all the time
4. has a lot of style
5. dresses well
6. can have decent stimulating conversation
7. fun and exciting
8. sincere to u (from ur own view)
9. intellegent, smart and strong
10. very good in bed
11. wants a real relationship (infact u're almost his wife just remaining the marital rights)

DISADVANTAGE
1. hardly makes phone calls
2. has a bad temper

16.  MR RIGHT
 quit romantic and
YET TO KNOW HIM WELL.

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