1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually
touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food tastes better,
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a
'Babalawo'.
7. At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not)
is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except
death!
9. With a pastor,  all things are possible
10. A movie can be titled anything,  such as - the boy
is mine, Two rats, Spanner, Calculator,
11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not- 'shelled', twisted his/her lips
to speak wrong phonetics',
12. You are in love,  you want to take your girl out,
the best place you take her to is,  Mr. Biggs,
Tantalizers, the beach or the best- take her to buy
some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie, Pete Edochie is
also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and Knock-out sound the same!
15. Most times the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie.
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not
have one or two of the following cast actresses-
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life,
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than
a year,
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades in the
night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout
because,  people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be
able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you
won't be able to send your kids to school

23)the best way to have a conversation is to shout at the person then don't wait for a response

24)doors are not locked in nigeria and anyone can just walk into your house without you having to open the door, hmmmm security must really be good in this fantasy naija

25)Once you've seen an actor/actress in a movie role, you know what (s)he's going to do in future films e.g Patience Ozokwor. Very few of them are versatile in their roles.

26) There's always electricity
27) Your neighbour's always plotting to kill you and take your money
28) Play P-Square's Chop My Money during a cop chase scene
29) Every other sentence is an ultimatum
30) Beer goes with anything, in every restaurant
31) You wear lace material to bed.

This is so funny; thanks for the chuckles!! Keep em' coming!!

Lmao.. Nollywood is a funny industry