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| ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:48am On Mar 18, 2007 |
~Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." ********************************************************************************************* Damn She's Good!!!  *************************************************************************************** ~Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff at Last.'" ************************************************************************************************* ~He Asked For It!!!  *************************************************************************************** ~Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having an arguement at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, " . . .And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. ~After sometime he realises he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!!!" ************************************************************************************************ ~Yep, He Had That Coming Too!!! ~*************************************************************************************** ~A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they went to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." ********************************************************************************************* ~Right On Lady!  ************************************************************************************* ~ THE SILENT TREATMENT ~ ~A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realised that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence *AND LOOSE*, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him up when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up!" ********************************************************************************************* ~Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests, don't you just know it too  Take care people,ooh keep smiling  ********************************************************************************* |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Uche2nna(m): 4:13am On Mar 25, 2007 |
Damn girl, U got me rolling on the floor!!!! Where do U get all these jokes from |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
@ Uche2nna Laughter is gr8 for the soul, my m8's fwd these jokes to me ! |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by smash: 5:26pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
Good jokes. Sure to crack some ribs. |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by spoilt(f): 8:04pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
'stiff at last' got me howling with laughter. that was funny! |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:40pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~I breathe new Life Into You~ |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Amanijuls: 10:30am On Jul 07, 2008 |
U are too much. |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:27am On Jul 12, 2008 |
Amanijuls: ~I Know !! |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 5:07am On Jul 12, 2008 |
Mothumbs up Mohaw |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 12:30pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
*Mohawkchic High5 Cayon* |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by teebaby2(f): 12:33pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
those were quite interesting sure 2 crack some ribs |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by princesa(f): 12:52pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
nice ones |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by nightnurse(f): 1:06pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
nne, u tried keep em coming |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:31pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
~aaw Thank You Tee baby,Princesa N Nightnurse  |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 12:55pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Nice jokes ~mohawkchic~ (oya tell me thank you too ) |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:44pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~Thank You EVER so much ben~Jay ~ You happy now? |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 1:57pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~mohawkchic, I just dey feel like who win lottery now. |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by oyekumbi(f): 2:28pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
nice ones girlie!! Kip dem rolling, |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Jeovy(m): 3:00pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Nice joke mohawkchic (I need my own thank you too) |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
sure? |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:34pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~By the time i finish Thanking Y'll Individually my fingers will be stuck on the keys of "ThANK YOU" lol soOoo, "Thank You" is on automatic response now,consider yourselves thanked if you appreciate the Jokes ~Thank You Jeovy . . . Oyekumbi |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:35pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~Lol Ben~jay . . well if you do play and win,remember ooh |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:41pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~I Am So Disapointed In You,Yes You I Just Hope What I Heard About You Is Not True Because everyone is talking about it!! ~If The rumour is true, please for your sake just do something about your tainted image and change for the better!! ~Now Tell me,is it True what people are saying ~"DO YOU REALLY BATH NAKED?" ~ ~ |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 4:45pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~mohawkchic I swear i don't bath naked. I always make sure i go into the shower with my Gucci suit. |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:46pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~LMAO You dis wan. . . Gucci Suit |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 4:52pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
mohawkchic: ~mohawkchic What will you like baby girl name it; . . . chin chin, biscuit, kpof kpof, kuli kuli anything just name it . |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 4:53pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
mohawkchic: ~mohawkchic U don't believe me ? Ask princesa, clem, and nightnurse what i had on, The last time they had their bath with me. Since you won't admit. |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:46am On Jul 15, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~Since me choice is very limited i pick kpof kpof |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:49am On Jul 15, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~Me nor doubt you ooh . . . chief!! Chief!! so You na play boy for NL  |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Jeovy(m): 5:32am On Jul 15, 2008 |
mohawkchic can you do me a favour please strike out my princess name from that list.thank you dear |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 8:37am On Jul 15, 2008 |
mowhawk |
| Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Jul 15, 2008 |
~Clem whats up with your 32 ?? |
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