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Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 10:28am On Jul 21, 2008
~clemcykul You don't have to open your eyes and ears that wide.
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Jul 21, 2008
why shouldnt eye?
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:06pm On Jul 21, 2008
~Bizzibuddy Business is Now declared Open grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:50am On Jul 22, 2008
~At a Cocktail Party,a woman asked her friend  "Are you not wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" she replied "Yes I am. . . I married the wrong guy!!  grin



~A Woman placed a classified Ad. on the newspaper,"Husband Wanted" the next day she received a hundred letters!!  shocked they all said the same thing"You can have mine"  grin  shocked


~A littl e boy asked his Dad "How much does it cost to  get married?" dad replied "I don't know son am still paying!!"  lipsrsealed

~A young son asked his dad "Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa,a man doesnt know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied "That happens in Every Country son!!
wink
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:54pm On Jul 22, 2008
~Married Men On Their Wives~


~I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. . So I suggested the kitchen!!


~Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. . . .She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


~Me & My Wife Always hold hands. . . .If I let go, she shops!! lipsrsealed



~She has an Electric Blender, Electric Toaster & Electric Bread maker!! Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair !! grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by brad(m): 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2008
you got these good
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2008
~ wink ~ cool ~
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:47pm On Jul 24, 2008
~Where my Homies at ? undecided Ben ~ Cayon ~ Clem grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 3:07pm On Jul 24, 2008
~ Info ~ E.T.C
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Jul 24, 2008
me here grin

odaz are farming grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:03pm On Jul 24, 2008
~LMAO @ Farming!! cheesy


~Infobaba wink
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 4:43pm On Jul 24, 2008
Mohawk Haircut wink
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:13pm On Jul 24, 2008
~How Noow Info grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 5:59pm On Jul 24, 2008
~  Mohican* babe ~
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Jul 25, 2008
are u lovesick?
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by kayemjay(m): 10:05am On Jul 25, 2008
hey dont eat me yet. just passing through
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 12:31pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ clemcykul


Yeap but not with you  with you  with you  with you!  you!!   you!!! tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:17pm On Jul 25, 2008
~ grin who with then Info ? tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by tufe(m): 6:27pm On Jul 25, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:29pm On Jul 25, 2008
Hmmmmm What Tufe ? grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 6:37pm On Jul 25, 2008
~ with you  with you  with you  with you!!!! ~
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 7:07pm On Jul 25, 2008
~Aaaw am chuffed embarassed Loving the yahoo Icons too smiley
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 7:37pm On Jul 25, 2008
mohawkchic:

~ Loving the yahoo Icons smiley


What about moi?  shocked chei, am dead die embarassed
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 12:46am On Jul 26, 2008
~Lol soz info winkits just that am familiar with the Yahoo icons more than i am with you tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by jaymobb(m): 5:15am On Jul 26, 2008
hahaha, the babe don deny my guy grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:22am On Jul 26, 2008
~LMAO Jaymobb . .Why Noow? . . Who say I Deny Who shocked shocked I Never oOh !! grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by jaymobb(m): 6:41am On Jul 26, 2008
see format, you just dey give d guy hope abi grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 12:54pm On Jul 26, 2008
~A husband and wife entered the office of the dentist. The husband told the dentist that he desperately needed a tooth pulled because he was on his way to a very, very important appointment.

Without hesitation, he gave the doctor clear instructions. “I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear." grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 1:25pm On Jul 26, 2008
lmao grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:06pm On Jul 26, 2008
grin Lol If I was his wife,i will be pulling something much more valued Treasured than a tooth cheesy
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by MrInfo1(m): 5:50pm On Jul 26, 2008
mohawkchic:

grin Lol If I was his wifeh cheesy

Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:52pm On Jul 26, 2008
~ cheesy abeg No Jealous smiley Not the IF wink

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