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Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2008
So you noticed eeeh. Thats called stepping up. grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:10am On Jul 21, 2008
~yes ooh Aaah Noitce well well tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:19am On Jul 21, 2008
~Cayon & Gamine were waitng at the gate of heaven,they struck up a conversation . . .

Cayon asked Gamine"How did you die?
"Gamine Answered "I froze To death!!"



~"Aaaw it must have been awfull" says Cayon


"How did you die"asked Gamine


Cayon replied "I knew my husband was been unfaithful to me,so i came home unexpectedly,rushed into the bedrooom & found my husband in the bedroom alone reading a book,I rushed to the basement,Attic but no one was hiding there,after all that rushing around,i had an heart attack & died!!"

To which Gamine replied "If only you checked in the freezer we both wont be here right now!!"


~ grin ~ cheesy ~ wink ~
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Gamine(f): 2:21am On Jul 21, 2008
LOLOLOL

Han han, you had to use me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 2:27am On Jul 21, 2008
damn girl, what were you doing in the freezer.
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:33am On Jul 21, 2008
Gamine:

LOLOLOL

Han han, you had to use me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue


~ tongue yeah i had to . . . Aaaw dont be embarassed
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:36am On Jul 21, 2008
ben~jay:

damn girl, what were you doing in the freezer.

~Stop pretending you dont know Ben,Nor be you put am day? grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Gamine(f): 2:37am On Jul 21, 2008
Hen hen!!

why did u let my story outta the bag Mohawk!!! cry cry cry
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:43am On Jul 21, 2008
~Mohawkchic hands Gamine some tissues w/ a huge grin ~


~You Know in life people learn from other people's experience,i just thought it wud be nice to share so if somene finds themselves in that suitation,they'll remember to check the freezer!! cheesy
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 2:45am On Jul 21, 2008
mohawkchic:


~ tongue yeah i had to . . . Aaaw don't be embarassed

~mohawkchic   :-t   i only thought she was going to get herself something to drink in the fridge.
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:49am On Jul 21, 2008
ben~jay:

~mohawkchic :-t i only thought she was going to get herself something to drink in the fridge.

~Hehe Some Drink!! . . . more like defrosting your freezer!!
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Gamine(f): 2:49am On Jul 21, 2008
I was getting a drink until you shoved me in!

and locked it!, never knew fridges had locks embarassed cry cry
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:10am On Jul 21, 2008
Gamine:

I was getting a drink until you shoved me in!

and locked it!, never knew fridges had locks embarassed cry cry



~Ben. . . plead the all important 5th amendment with men "It Wasnt Me" grin cheesy
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 3:41am On Jul 21, 2008
Hey mohawk, meet me in this thread. Need to talk to you
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:43am On Jul 21, 2008
~Am here Cayon cheesy~
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 3:47am On Jul 21, 2008
Gamine:

I was getting a drink until you shoved me in!

and locked it!, never knew fridges had locks embarassed cry cry

~mohawkchic  Pay no attention to Gamine, . .  while getting the drinks, she bent down with her ass high facing me.
                       I asked if she wanted it from behind . . .  she said with all pleasure.
                       In the process, she fell inside the fridge. . . .  So techincally  "It Wasnt Me"   wink
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 3:48am On Jul 21, 2008
@ mohawkchic

LOL.  I had to read the entire thread to find that joke.  must admit a damn good one.   grin grin.  You have a good spirit.  Continue to keep your head above the water cool
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 3:50am On Jul 21, 2008
Cayon:

@ mohawkchic
Continue to keep your head above the water cool

LOL , Or Else, you go drown. grin
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 3:50am On Jul 21, 2008
@benjay:

everytime i see your name, i am reminded of this (see below)

Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:51am On Jul 21, 2008
~Ben see how easy "It Wasnt ME"  get you out of trouble grin



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ben~jay:

LOL , Or Else, you go drown. grin


~I have Life Jacket ooh tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 3:51am On Jul 21, 2008
see what
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:52am On Jul 21, 2008
~Aaaw Thanks Cayon,Glad you liked it kiss
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:54am On Jul 21, 2008
~ROTFLMAO Somersaulting wit laffter @ Cayon's attached pic . . .hehe
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 3:56am On Jul 21, 2008
~Cayon    . . . N0N-GR3ASY PAIN R3LIEVING CR3AM !!!
                       I am happy you gat that right, because the next time i catch your bf trying to use it as a lubricant,  angry
                       (I leave my comments for later)
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 3:58am On Jul 21, 2008
~mohawkchic You won't believe this, but I called Cayon boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse!
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:00am On Jul 21, 2008
~LMAO . . . You people wil not kill me wit laff ooh  cheesy
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 4:03am On Jul 21, 2008
ben~jay:

~Cayon    . . . N0N-GR3ASY PAIN R3LIEVING CR3AM !!!
                        I am happy you gat that right, because the next time i catch your boyfriend trying to use it as a lubricant,  angry
What are you going to do?  replace the Bengay with vaseline.  You can have my "imaginary boyfriend"  he is all yours grin grin

And to think, i was going to ask you out on a date but you looking man.  grin grin Ha, **smh** 

good night
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 4:06am On Jul 21, 2008
~Cayon Now i am confused
Are you trying to say you neva knew your guy was gay ??
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:08am On Jul 21, 2008
Cayon:

What are you going to do?  replace the Bengay with vaseline.  You can have my "imaginary boyfriend"  he is all yours grin grin

And to think, i was going to ask you out on a date but you looking man.  grin grin Ha, **smh**  

good night

~Aaah Ben,You've put your foot in it now!! tongue
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by Cayon(f): 4:12am On Jul 21, 2008
@bengay

no didn't know he was gay.  But how you found out he was gay? Hmm, let me guess.

Good night darling, i am really tired.  I'll pretend you are my blanket  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 4:19am On Jul 21, 2008
Cayon:

@bengay
I'll pretend you are my blanket  cheesy cheesy cheesy



oooops now i am blushing. . . lol holla at me on YIM (my id is on my profile) so we say gud nite proper, away from all the prying eyes on here.
Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Jul 21, 2008
*opens eyes and ears to see and know what happens on yim*

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