johnmba:
Nigeria politics is dirty. True christain cannot play clean politics.

Then make it clean and build an ideology based on your convictions,you cannot continue to leave it for the dirty ones. politics is diversity be you Muslim,budhist,atheist,christian,hindi etc.
By the way,You contradicted yourself with your last sentence.

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abiodunalasa:
Too many grammatical errors... nice piece tho

Thanks bro. I will really appreciate if you can point the errors out, so I can make corrections.

Before I retransmit it

flowbjones:
At last, FTC since joining nairaland. Am so happy and i dedicate this to all those active monikers in here.

lol... Since 2013!
But how come you have only contributed 2 topics since 2013? :/

Lilisticlili:
die well brother

love this!

Tell him again!
Kikikiki

KUSHKAMP:
PLS HELP A BROTHER I HAVE N0T EATEN SINCE M0RNING AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE H0PE OF DINNER
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You sef don join association of Inter-nairaland begger


I transfered #100 to you sha. use that one buy bread #60, akara #30 and pure water #10.

If i am going into politics, I am going big! Who ward help? I rather continually contest big and lose honourably then win one insignificant ward. My ideas for this country is too big to be restricted to a particular subset.

Jiang:


Also support Ipob for a bit, they will hype you especially on social media, then disowned them in order to get explosive popularity from 95% & settlement from those in government( campaign funds)

Nice one. Those guys are too sentimental and easy to play with.

Funny thing is without money, you are nowhere

RealityShot:
love this!

Tell him again!
Kikikiki

no need,he has already gone to die.

Choi.........we will miss him

I just hope he will use snipper instead of rope.

Nice write up bro

Lilisticlili:
no need,he has already gone to die.
Choi.........we will miss him
I just hope he will use snipper instead of rope.

Kikikiki Kikikiki... Lmao!
I hope other laaazy youths will learn.

mathinips:
HOW TO JOIN POLITICS

Having convinced you that you can actually be actively involved in politics without contesting elections, let's consider the steps you need to take to get started.

1. Identify your Ward:
The ward is the smallest unit of Government in Politics. The Political Head of a Ward is called Councilor. Every politician must compulsorily be a card-carrying member of a political party at the ward level. This however is with the exception of those who choose to contest election as or support independent candidates. Your ward is not necessarily your home town but the locality where you will most conveniently carry out your political activities. It is also advisable that you also register with INEC as a voter in this ward.

2. Make the Choice of Political Party:
Consider the available political parties in your area and make a choice. I advise you study the manifesto and constitution of the party you want to join and agree that you align with her. Unfortunately, in Nigeria's nascent democracy, ideology is not well defined in the existing political parties, therefore, they almost share basic ideologies.

3. Get involved in Ward activities:
The least you can do as a politician is to attend your ward meetings. Get deeply involved at this stage. Contribute at meetings and assist once in a while in footing party bills either in kind or cash. This not easy and takes time and plenty of efforts. Once in a while, sponsor refreshments at meetings or volunteer to transport some members to meetings or other activities.

4. Identify like-minded believers in the party to relate with:
This is very important as decision are taken in politics based on majority of opinions. It is important that you align with your own class of people to ensure that decisions taken are not to the disadvantage of your interest.

5. Relate Well With The leaders:
That you want to make changes in the politics of your environment does not mean castigating existing leaders. Celebrate them for the good they have done and be silent on their evils, at least for a start. Success in politics is about who you know and not necessarily what you know.

6. Volunteer to be part of Campaigns/Party Activities:
Every political campaign and political activity needs hard workers. If you want to get an idea of how politics really work, walk into any campaign office of a candidate and offer to help out. You'll likely be asked to do what appears to be menial work at first, things like helping to register new voters or making phone calls and/or test messages on behalf of a candidate. But if you do the job well, you'll be given more responsibilities and more visible roles in the campaign.

7. Pay attention to Political Information: Unfortunately many are political illiterates. Before you get into politics, you ought to know what you're talking about and be able to hold an intelligent and thoughtful conversations about the issues. Local politicians and indeed the community respect you when you have better information at hand. That alone makes you a point of reference in your locality. Therefore, read your local newspaper(s), statewide newspapers and national newspapers. Be alive on the social media for information.

8. Get involved in your Community:
Attend Landlords/Residents meetings. Network with and be in good terms with local groups e.g The Vigilante, etc. Build coalitions dedicated to changing and improving your town such as the CDA or Tribal Unions. PTA meetings and Cooperative Societies are equally good places to be for upcoming politicians.

9. Build character and good name:
A good name is better than silver and gold. As corrupt as our society is, a good name still speaks volume. Strive to build for yourself and generations after you a good name. In whatever capacity you are entrusted with responsibility, make a good opportunity to leave a lasting impression in the hearts of the people.

10. If you must contest, start small:
There is no spirituality in insisting that certain offices are too small for you. Start from the grassroots and gradually work your way to the top. "All politics is local."

Thank you O!
Me, I have been planning to join party.

Now I have a better game plan.

RealityShot:

Kikikiki Kikikiki... Lmao!

I hope other laaazy youths will learn.

is beta to be lazy and silent than lazy and be scamming people

NwaAmaikpe:



I don't see the word 'godfather' or occult anywhere on your writeup.

OP, do you realize Nigeria is the context of this guide?
Please be more realistic.
This to me isn't practical.

If you read between the lines you will find what you're looking for.
It's a good writ. OP well done.

Very true

HOW TO JOIN POLITICS - Be corrupt

I'm good to go

Being a minister won't be a bad option at all

thanks so much.I would love to join politics but I heard even if you want to run for any post,it has to be from your locality. for example, I moved to Abuja cis of Nysc and am based there. I was told I cant get any post cos am not a northerner and all. I want to start small and it's taking time. I really love politics buh its been difficult. what do I do?

NwaAmaikpe:



I don't see the word 'godfather' or occult anywhere on your writeup.

OP, do you realize Nigeria is the context of this guide?
Please be more realistic.
This to me isn't practical.

That’s the way forward in real politics! But in Nigeria, it is a different ball game!

When you get there, govern us well abeg

You automatically join politics when you join the billionaire gang.

AirstarKane:
thanks so much.I would love to join politics but I heard even if you want to run for any post,it has to be from your locality. for example, I moved to Abuja cis of Nysc and am based there. I was told I cant get any post cos am not a northerner and all. I want to start small and it's taking time. I really love politics buh its been difficult. what do I do?

Who said you can't? It's just that it's a lot easier in your locality where you are well know.

Politics is a game of number ( and money I.e. in Nigeria)
Check out Lagos. Very soon all other States will follow suite

When i won go join APC then, na one illiterate dem keep to register people. I give am my details finish, when him giv me my slip, na 'ARTISAN' him write. So, i say with my degrees, na artisan u put there, because i look young or what, abi na because artisans full this area? The guy say na so them say make him do am...... I just wakka leave them

mathinips:
HOW TO JOIN POLITICS

Having convinced you that you can actually be actively involved in politics without contesting elections, let's consider the steps you need to take to get started.

1. Identify your Ward:
The ward is the smallest unit of Government in Politics. The Political Head of a Ward is called Councilor. Every politician must compulsorily be a card-carrying member of a political party at the ward level. This however is with the exception of those who choose to contest election as or support independent candidates. Your ward is not necessarily your home town but the locality where you will most conveniently carry out your political activities. It is also advisable that you also register with INEC as a voter in this ward.

2. Make the Choice of Political Party:
Consider the available political parties in your area and make a choice. I advise you study the manifesto and constitution of the party you want to join and agree that you align with her. Unfortunately, in Nigeria's nascent democracy, ideology is not well defined in the existing political parties, therefore, they almost share basic ideologies.

3. Get involved in Ward activities:
The least you can do as a politician is to attend your ward meetings. Get deeply involved at this stage. Contribute at meetings and assist once in a while in footing party bills either in kind or cash. This not easy and takes time and plenty of efforts. Once in a while, sponsor refreshments at meetings or volunteer to transport some members to meetings or other activities.

4. Identify like-minded believers in the party to relate with:
This is very important as decision are taken in politics based on majority of opinions. It is important that you align with your own class of people to ensure that decisions taken are not to the disadvantage of your interest.

5. Relate Well With The leaders:
That you want to make changes in the politics of your environment does not mean castigating existing leaders. Celebrate them for the good they have done and be silent on their evils, at least for a start. Success in politics is about who you know and not necessarily what you know.

6. Volunteer to be part of Campaigns/Party Activities:
Every political campaign and political activity needs hard workers. If you want to get an idea of how politics really work, walk into any campaign office of a candidate and offer to help out. You'll likely be asked to do what appears to be menial work at first, things like helping to register new voters or making phone calls and/or test messages on behalf of a candidate. But if you do the job well, you'll be given more responsibilities and more visible roles in the campaign.

7. Pay attention to Political Information: Unfortunately many are political illiterates. Before you get into politics, you ought to know what you're talking about and be able to hold an intelligent and thoughtful conversations about the issues. Local politicians and indeed the community respect you when you have better information at hand. That alone makes you a point of reference in your locality. Therefore, read your local newspaper(s), statewide newspapers and national newspapers. Be alive on the social media for information.

8. Get involved in your Community:
Attend Landlords/Residents meetings. Network with and be in good terms with local groups e.g The Vigilante, etc. Build coalitions dedicated to changing and improving your town such as the CDA or Tribal Unions. PTA meetings and Cooperative Societies are equally good places to be for upcoming politicians.

9. Build character and good name:
A good name is better than silver and gold. As corrupt as our society is, a good name still speaks volume. Strive to build for yourself and generations after you a good name. In whatever capacity you are entrusted with responsibility, make a good opportunity to leave a lasting impression in the hearts of the people.

10. If you must contest, start small:
There is no spirituality in insisting that certain offices are too small for you. Start from the grassroots and gradually work your way to the top. "All politics is local."

and tomorrow one small boy will come and use gun and face u because you are in another political parry. Me I no fit o.

Cool...#LetTheYouthArise

Educative, nice write up

KUSHKAMP:
PLS HELP A BROTHER I HAVE N0T EATEN SINCE M0RNING AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE H0PE OF DINNER
0044190049 DIAM0ND BANK

I believe you are begging money to buy more KUSH.
Welldone Oga Kushcamp.

Kill as many ppl as u can