Mail to Firearm:
I just saw the gift and I must say a big thank you. Too bad I was married to a
broke a$$ that couldn't even afford a po, [CC what's the name of that car, again]?
Well . . . It's a good thing there's a good man like you, who knows how to appreciate a Lady.  . . .Thank you!
I'm actually single and searching right now. . . . . If you intend to marry me , pls, see CC. She would tell you the necessary requirements. Trust me, you wouldn't be making a mistake. Good luck!   

Mail to CC,
What could I have done w/o you? Nothing!
I'm having a wonderful time here and I don't even want to think of going back home. Home? which home?
There are currently 4 Arab guys [bleeping rich dudes] seeking my hand in marriage. CC,
I love them, I love their money     but I love you more.

Mail to Snthesis. . . . .
I hope you hunger till thy kingdom come.

Eeeehe, see kitchen romance.abeg make una dey carefull b/4 knife go wound pesin.

@CC
U got d wrong guy-there's no "y" in snthesis.
P.s
She snt me her used string

@Missy
Missin u sugar, come home, make we reginja d swagga

@fireman
"Restricted zone trespasser will be castrated"

@topic
Makeup yam and eggsauce

Missy B  Glad to hear you are enjoying your holiday.  Are you going to give firearm a chance? Should I give him the list if he asks?

I dont think Mr Snthesis is serious. He seems to me more concerend about getting his name right than jumping on the next plane to Dubai to beg you to come back.

@Mr Snthesis I am human and beginning to feel sorry for you, so the best I can do is to give you some ingredients to do your own cooking. Get a recipie book from the library.

hmmm FIREMANNNNNN

You're winking at ma potential husband. What for?

hmmmm gud tin no b for 1 man . but ma wink is nt 4 wat u mean ok

This good thing- Firepocket- is for me alone. I can dash you Snthesis, if you don't mind.

^^^guess wat i made in ur absence-

I'm sure that food would sleep beside you at night, take care of you and your kids, give you a hug when you get back from work, treat you like a man etcetera. Shioooor! Go sef. My rich Arab bobo is waiting.

u win!
d car don arrive o!
come home jor
dinner plsssssssssssss

Snthesis,
I'll wait for CC to give me permission to collect the gift and come back home.
[size=3pt]I'll buzz you.[/size]

Firepocket Darl.
You're such a romantic sweetheart. You're just the best for me, I knew it.
CC, can I say Yes to Firepocket's proposal? 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

****kisses the car**** & temperature rising by just looking at that black . . . . . . . 

Missy B come ooooooooooooo!!!!

but we have a problem . .  . . . we now have 2 suitors, so what do we do now? 

^^^^^

***sigh***

This is where men get it so wrong.

That yacht isn't in the least aesthetically appealing. what is that round thing on the side? The whole thing looks like something from those sci-fi horror movies.

money isn't everyhing and you still have time to catch up before Missy B comes back 

[s]BTW are you sure you have the right signature[/s]

It took u 4eva to notice

dont push your luck

Remember, Missy B is still in Dubai

I dont know how I got here, but for a moment I thought i was in Romance/Dating section.

Anyway, Madam CC, I can see you are the Iyalode here, can I have Missy B for a week?

I should be in Dubai over the weekend, and i need a good escort, while i do my shopping and attend to businesses/other things

I have about $100K allowance to miscalculate on this trip. and I promise to return her safe for Mr firearm/Snthesis (or whoever)

Deal or no Deal?

@topic
I can do with moinmoin (elemi meje) with some cereal now

OAM4Jenny please go and join the queue & wait for your turn

BTW first drop the $100K on the floor here before going to join the queue

queue? ME queue? (am too much for that) Do you know how many ladies will queue up in front of me if i just flash 1% of that money in the air?

I dont want her for keeps, I only want her for a week. Pls dont overprice your market o, she might not like it, cos opportunity like this comes only once in a while

OAM4J:

I dont know how I got here, but for a moment I thought i was in Romance/Dating section.

Anyway, Madam CC, I can see you are the Iyalode here, can I have Missy B for a week?

I should be in Dubai over the weekend, and i need a good escort, while i do my shopping and attend to businesses/other things

I have about $100K allowance to miscalculate on this trip. and I promise to return her safe for Mr firearm/Snthesis (or whoever)

Deal or no Deal? 

@topic
I can do with moinmoin (elemi meje) with some cereal now

OAM4J:

queue? ME queue? (am too much for that) Do you know how many ladies will queue up in front of me if i just flash 1% of that money in the air?

I dont want her for keeps, I only want her for a week. Pls dont overprice your market o, she might not like it, cos opportunity like this comes only once in a while

Kai!
This is an insult to my person. CC, can I ask my Arab rich man to order his boys to deal with OAM4J?

^^See me, see wahala o! All because I am in Christmas mood and I want to be generous.

Trust me Missy, a week with me is more than 7years with many others, and will most likely change your life for good.

And your 'Arab rich man' might just be one of my biz beneficiaries, and even if not I can get the the authority to fish him out and deal with him

Deal or No deal (my offers is not for long)

OAM4Jenny please go and sit down and take your fake monopoly play money with you 

MissyB, dont be fooled. OAM4Jenny is Nairalands official playboy. Woman plenty his hand well well. BusyBody & jenny please come and take your boy away from here.

If Snthesis behaves himself, I suggest that we stick with him. The devil you know bla bla bla but he has to sign a terms and conditions document promising that he will behave himself at all times.

Firecash has too much money and is just buying nonsense and you run the risk of him buying a younger MissyB model. There is also something quite strange in his signature 

OAM4J:

^^See me, see wahala o! All because I am in Christmas mood and I want to be generous.

Trust me Missy, a week with me is more than 7years with many others, and will most likely change your life for good.

And your 'Arab rich man' might just be one of my biz beneficiaries, and even if not I can get the the authority to fish him out and deal with him

Deal or No deal (my offers is not for long)

**Ahem** Sounds tempting I must say but No, thanks. I'll stick with my SnthesisFirepocket. You can now pay the £700,000 into my account for the few minutes attention I gave. Nothing is free in this kitchen, you know.

chaircover:

MissyB, dont be fooled. OAM4Jenny is Nairalands official playboy. Woman plenty his hand well well.

My radar detected immediately.

chaircover:

Firecash has too much money and is just buying nonsense and you run the risk of him buying a younger MissyB model. There is also something quite strange in his signature

But CC, we can't let firepocket go na. Dude is and very $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$thy. Consider what I stand to gain na.

cc na corect tolk u tolk ooooo. hw ya doin

Don't spoil ma market, Abigail.

Missy ★ B:

Don't spoil ma market, Abigail.

missy b na ya syd i dey nao. or u tink say because i too beautifulll i go spouil markt lie lie,

Is this place still a kitchen or a love joint

I'm hungry mehn

chaircover:

OAM4Jenny please go and sit down and take your fake monopoly play money with you 

MissyB, dont be fooled. OAM4Jenny is Nairalands official playboy. Woman plenty his hand well well. BusyBody & jenny please come and take your boy away from here.

I can tolerate anything, but for someone to spoil my hard earned reputation? I'll rather die first I am not a playboy on NL.

Am only e-dating Mukina2 and Spikey, Jenny and busybody are my exs, am still nice to them cos i want to relocate them out of Yaba-west, and I have to wait another 2yrs for ileke-idi to be legal

@Missy B, Dont be misled, and dont let this opportunity pass you by. A week with me will confuse convince you


@kitchen, can I have pounded yam with Egusi mix with Ogbono soup now pls?

We want FOOD!!! Or else. . . .