ME AND MY SUPERNATURAL GIRLFRIEND
PART 1
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On a cool Tuesday evening, I was sitting
under a magoe tree located at the
eastern region of our building. I guess
y’all wana ask why I said our
building..On the 12th of June (my
birthday) I and my brother finally moved
out of lagos to a new hood due to his
transfer from lagos down to ekiti . It
was not that easy to relocate to a new
area where one would actually not have
access to the kinda things he was
patronising before .. As you all know
me,am that holy boy who don’t drink,
smoke, flex and clubbing. But according
to my friend favourite quote “no one dies
a virgin,life f–k us all”.
life kick us anywhere he wants. I still
remain my humble and loyal self until we
moved into our new home, then devil
finally worsen it, he come dash me oluzo
as best friend. That was when I truly
understand what the aged wise men
were actually saying “agutan toh bah ba
aja rin a jegbe” meaning, sheep whey
follow dog make friend go chop s–t.. ..
Oh! Sorry for my inconsistency My
name is promise mathias but my niggaz
dem call me harno ,am 23 years old,
black, skinny and good looking in nature.
Ever since I have lost my parents, I have
been staying with my brother (nino) and
we have been surviving on our own
without the help of our so called family..
(BACK TO THE STORY)
I was busy chitchatting with my friends
on whatsapp about my new environment
, then suddenly I saw something
beautiful and glittering approaching. Who
could this be? I soliloquies, so
something whey make brain like this de
this dryland.. as I was pondering about
what I saw, she walked passed.
Blood of kafaya!! See ukwu..luckily for
me something fell from her purse when
she was receiving a call, I quickly rushed
down to check it out, and its her atm
card. I quickly picked it up and run after
her,i called her and she paused for a
while ,she gave me a quizzical look
before she proceed. I called her again
but she refused to reply me.
Mehn! Wetin de work this girl nah? Shey
person no fit call girl for another matter
again ni. Omo bad ppl like ele, klef,
tpumpy, frosh, eliboy, stanlex and khola
don spoil market for innocent people like
me sha. Anyways no lele, I stop
following her and I returned to my
previous position .
Then I saw a black, infact black is an
understatement, dark skinny guy
coming out of a yellow face me I plank
you building sitting opposite our
building..I wasn’t really concerned about
where he was actually heading to, not
until he stretch forth his palm requesting
for a hand shake..
At first i gave him a thorough
scrutinising before I responded..
He is a cute looking guy, he has a brown
eyes and a sexy lips, he wore a blue
crazy gean and a white polo shirt,he is
actually not too tall but he is more or
less of my size,his hair were beautifully
shaved with dreadlock style.
Guy : hey nigga, my name is olu but my
friends call me oluzo, and that is my
dad’s building “he said pointing to the
building he just came out of”
Me : am promise ..but call me harno
Oluzo : hmmm! Harno that’s a nice nick
(He sat right besides me and proceed
with his talking )
Oluzo : guy why you like to de dull
yourself? I hear say na lagos una take
pack come here..
Me : yes! But how I take dull myself? “I
throw a Confused look”
Oluzo : everytime whey I de see you, na
under this mango tree you de always sit
like person whey no get house..
“This guy like story sha!” I said that
withing me..
Me : ehn! I just like fresh air ni since I no
get anything to do inside..
Oluzo : ok nah, naso e de be sha if
person newly enter one hood,him go like
form angel..and as I de look you so, you
go bad gan!
Me : bad for wetin?… I no bad o
The conversation continues for several
hours..within the short period of our
conversation I get to know more about
the area and the way they behave…
Me : ehen! Bros no vex o, I get
something whey I was ask o..
Oluzo : where the Bros de?
Me : hahahaaha! Na you naw
Oluzo : no vex o, I no know when I turn
Bros ni..ok I de with you..
I went ahead to narrate everything to
him but the way he respond almost
made me thought of something strange..

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