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| Chinese Tortures by Labans(m): 3:58pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." |
| Re: Chinese Tortures by GeeCee(m): 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
Wicked Soul!!! |
| Re: Chinese Tortures by cuteass1(f): 4:53pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
i do agree with GeeCee that it was a bit extreme but all that wouldn't have happened if he kept to his words. Well his flesh took the better part of him, so?? guess he'll die a happy death  |
| Re: Chinese Tortures by daviespan(m): 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
@cute-ass hw cute is ur ass @labans nice one  |
| Re: Chinese Tortures by cuteass1(f): 8:55pm On Mar 21, 2007 |
@daviespan hello to you too dearie  |
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