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| A Dying Igbo Businessman by Johnnny(m): 5:09pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
[size=8pt]An igbo man on his dying bed surrounded by his family mutters his last words to his wife, Nne where is chukwudi? In tears she replies,' he is here'. He goes on, where is chukwuemeka He is here she replies, Adaobi nkor , she is here Chekube? He is here she answers. In serious pain he asked again; what of Chikodi? He is also here. . . With his last breath he exclaims, "SO WHO UNA COME LEAVE FOR SHOP NOW?, " |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 5:14pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I love this joke  Na Studio b the Igbo business man  |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by Missybabe(f): 5:24pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
that one is nice. the igbo man love money too much |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 5:26pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Yes na true sey i be igbo dude, But not the sicko wey dis stale joke dey talk bout. Efe, u no dey fear me again abi? |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 5:30pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
hmmmm? no vex now, u know say na u be dis man I like u? (yeeessss) I fear u? (no)  |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 5:35pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
See dis gurl wey i see when Dem born and when she still be bathe for outside, She don almost tall reach me now, She come dey think sey i be her mate. :@ |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 5:40pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
hahah!! Baba Studio!! Naaa, so u still dey bathe for outside?  Chei! some people no go never change O! |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 5:45pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
People like u na cuz all my childhood days i no bathe for front of compound like u, Lol I just dey no shaking |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 5:48pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
na which one be the no shaking for inside? I no understand O! |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 5:51pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I even dey expect dis question from u sef, Erm u fit cum my house come know wetin i mean sha. No harm in trying. Hahaha |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 5:54pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I can imagine  Studio, you have a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty mind  |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I no holy and i no dirty pass my neighbourB-) |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 6:01pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
hahaha |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Whats the laughter for gutter gurl? |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 6:05pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
dem no born u well Anyway, no deny am, na U be the Igbo businessman  |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 6:12pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Hahaha well well no comment and i no be dat yeye yoruba business man, Igbos no fit reason dat way, Most yoruba men like money pass dem wives and which is very bad. |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 6:16pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Na u sabi I no see Yoruba 4 inside the joke. Besides, I like Yoruba people well-well. |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 6:20pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Why not, No be dem dey pay u salary. |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by EfemenaXY: 6:29pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
meaning? |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
BWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! So who una come leave for shop na! CLASSIC!!! |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Rat and Cockroaches go turn the shop to dia federal palace hotel now, |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by Abbygyal(f): 10:57pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
lmao |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 10:58pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Are we safe? |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by Abbygyal(f): 10:59pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
every one is. . .EXCLUDING U |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by StudioCFR(m): 11:05pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Ti olorun o'ba pami, eyin ota'ole run mi down |
| Re: A Dying Igbo Businessman by Abbygyal(f): 11:10pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
u see me put knife for ur kneck? quit the yarns |
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