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Bubba by Labans(m): 4:40pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it." So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts. Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. The new Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So, off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's. Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"? His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"? |
Re: Bubba by Oracle(m): 5:39pm On Jul 19, 2007 |
If Bubba is so famous, why is a mechanic? |
Re: Bubba by osereka(m): 6:03pm On Jul 19, 2007 |
;d |
Re: Bubba by bodsibobo(m): 6:56pm On Jul 19, 2007 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was cool! @ oracle did you catch the gist? |
Re: Bubba by GTay(m): 7:20pm On Jul 19, 2007 |
very hilarious, means buba was more famous than the pope, haha |
Re: Bubba by Migines(m): 7:25pm On Jul 19, 2007 |
Ho ho ha ha ROFLMAO. Oh my! Minin bubba is evn more popula dan d pope ha ha ha ho*fone falls down* oh my my*falls down* |
Re: Bubba by iice(f): 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Re: Bubba by rasulua(m): 6:27pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Am laughing my butt out,droping tears.i cnt find my fone. |
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