Our women are the best thing that can ever happen to a man if you marry right, they’d give you food, rest of mind, love and most importantly a whole human.

However, there are interests misconstrued by ladies, they think we love or do not care but in the real sense, we actually do care a lot!

1. Territorial display of underwear:

This is a total turn off, the most nauseating. Why would anyone want to see varying sizes, shapes and types of panties hanged on shower stands and windows? Why should panties brush his head while he takes his bath early in the morning? It’s a bathroom and not a museum/showroom.
The worst are those living in apartments with varieties of families yet spread these outside without giving a common bleep as to the position of their neighbours.

2. Long nails:

Manicure doesn’t necessarily equate long nails treatment. You can fix nails with moderate length and cool/transparent colors. Why should you decorate his back with tribal marks while getting laid?
Why should he be careful around you? You can’t move your hand around him without startling him, wth?
Whenever you scratch your body, the ringtone sends shivers down his spine and gives him goose pimples, why?
Whenever I see a lady with nails similar to that of a hawk, my mind’s reflective thought is she is not really crafty at home; she’d probably be lazy or won’t sacrifice her nails for basic home chores.

3. Onion treatment:

This is a real turn off in the other room. Why should I exhaust my precious energy on removing a pencil jean, a boxer and a tight before the main granny underwear? Do you live in a rapist community?
Why should he have the feeling you are an onion? A lot of women are yet to understand giving their cookies the onion treatment is a core factor to creating offensive odour in that area.

4. Defend us by starting fights:

We love women who are not quick to fight, doesn’t mean she is a dumbo. I guess that’s wisdom - a turn on for we men.
If you start a fight, trust me, you’d end it alone, we are not hulk hogan abeg.

5. Excessive make-up

Ever wondered why he doesn’t wanna look at you after a hot round of sex? Not far-fetched, your painting and mascara is gone, your wig is in shambles as a result of hair-pulling, why would he wanna look at you?
Can we kiss you without the fear of getting stamped on the cheek?

We not asking for too much, but understand, beauty is hidden in simplicity!

Thank you!

Well said...... 100% true

Sweetness down under overwrites all these

Naija guy will be like "all this is what turn me on"
as for onions treatment the odour is not a problem i get perfume.

The points made so far are all nice in one way or the other.
reasonable comments can only start when they'll be criticised so until then

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