I wish Nairaland is like twitter where I can post random thoughts.

Today is Saturday, for the first time this year I'm free doing nothing, so its just me thinking out loud

The girl is so sexy, she is hotter than hell

Why’s it always ‘not today satan’ and never ‘yes today satan'?

There’s a special place in hell for Nigerian bloggers. Well, It’s actually just normal hell, it’s special because they'd be there.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

What if hell was originally called ‘Heaven 2’ but had to be changed for copyright reasons.

Why can't Satan just apologize to God and we go back to the garden of eden naked again.....
There's someone I want to see without clothes��

People think the more times you sin, the more you’ll be punished in hell, when actually the more you sin the bigger the legend you become.

what if God says ritual is not a sin on judgment day
why can't everyone Bleep anyone randomly
why can't government gather around all the money in circulation(including Dangote's own)and distribute it evenly to all citizens.

So every body has smelling anus , including these ladies with big asses...

The more sex you have the more confident you are. Having sex with more random people makes you a great team player

Women hate themselves more than they hate men

Relationship means real test in a ship.
A ship is meant for the sea, so if your partner's punna is as wide as the sea don't panic ( just kidding).
In the sea the waves will rock and there would be turmoil don't panic its normal. (Not kidding).

There may be sheep wreck( sorry chip, I mean ship wreck) if you come out alive good for you just don't die in it.

For a while now I never post for pidgin.

Talking about pidgin...
You go see sey your paddy wey no sabi speak English go dey blow grammar when e jam babe.

If your guy dey speak pidgin for babe front know say him don collect

Still on pidgin...
I remember when I dey toast one girl for library one day, the kind English wet commot for my mouth I still dey surprise wetin I chop dat day.

Nwaamaikpe I no go ever forgive that guy thank God say them ban am.
The day one babe wet I dey chase for days see the guy comment for my phone, she break up with me immediately.
She say despite say I dey associate with witty guys I no dey witty. Wetin witty mean I no even know. And I was like babe I'm witty, call me wizzy bcs I'm feeling dizzy, na when her hot slap wake me up na him I know the meaning of witty.
Mtchew all these literature students self.

Dating an English student is like going back to nursery one, you go begin learn A for apple.

Theatre art students sabi 4k pass anybody.

Engineering girls don't have emotions, dem dey like wood

What does money mean to you

"Spend less earn more" easier said than done, I've spent over half a million in the past 3 months