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Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:17pm On Jun 08, 2018
So i'm currently wondering if a woman have one or two breasts undecided


are the two hooters considered as a pair i.e breast or they are seperate entities making them plural i.e breasts



remember i said "weird" random thoughts, so no insults or judging


#insult_ and_ die
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:46pm On Jun 08, 2018
cheesy

I got a 1...

1. If only diiicks are detachable, maybe their is NO CHEATING. grin For sure any gf/wife will tell her bf/hubby to leave the dicck in the safety vault if they wanna go alone to meet a "friend" wink cheesy
Same with the NUNU ooo grin
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by mikejj(m): 11:55pm On Jun 08, 2018
cheesy grin...if one can arrange the shape of the woman he wants ..if u see boobs,curves ass,face .u arrange the woman to your taste...we global now.lefulefu coman say here o..
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Nobody: 11:55pm On Jun 08, 2018
Mines not weird but it's random:

Men have a super power that allows them to hyper focus on things. Men pretty much have the ability to turn on and off creativity. This is why men are good a specializing in things like art or computer programming.

A man can lock himself in a room for 6 months surrounded by trash and piss bottles and learn how to make electronic music. 

Women are emotional and social creatures. Its why they are better at teaching or being nurses. Or jobs that have social interaction in general.

A theory i have come up with to why men are better at science and art is because men are forced to suppress their emotions in order to appear masculine. So how else will the emotions come out? An invention. A great painting. A song. a book.
This type of thing also drives men to go insane and commit acts of violence though. So its a double edge sword 

If a woman bleeps up they can just cry like a little bitch and attach themselves to some beta orbiter.

If a man bleeps up he is in a desert and he has to use his wits to leave or face death

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Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Oyindidi(f): 11:55pm On Jun 08, 2018
Someone is horrny, imagine what you're thinking.
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by IamD18: 11:59pm On Jun 08, 2018
My major weird thought is how to arrange a meeting, invite and blast all the politicians we have in this country.

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Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Nobody: 12:00am On Jun 09, 2018
This is where people can come and release a brain fart

*holds her nose* grin

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Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by maisauki: 12:02am On Jun 09, 2018
d thought of not becoming d president of ds country
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by SenhorSean(m): 12:11am On Jun 09, 2018
The thought that Nigeria can never get better... Since i was a kid, i asked myself when will nigeria get better but up till date, the same question is still valid... And i'm quite sure it will go on for many more years to come.
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:46pm On Jun 20, 2018
LivingFree:
This is where people can come and release a brain fart

*holds her nose* grin


i've been waiting for your brain fart since june 9th


share you7 own weird random thought grin
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by blesskewe(f): 10:53pm On Jun 20, 2018
IamD18:
My major weird thought is how to arrange a meeting, invite and blast all the politicians we have in this country.
bros u know my mind
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by cezarman(m): 11:18pm On Jun 20, 2018
How to meet an alien from another planet, how to leave earth forever, how to send a certain Fulani man back to his cows in Daura(this one isn't weird though) etc... smiley
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by samysmoothfresh: 9:40pm On Jul 12, 2018
angry
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Auladimeji2: 11:51pm On Jul 12, 2018
My dad had stretch marks on his shoulders. So when I used to ask him what are they.. he would say he once fought with a tiger. So it's because of them. And I believed that till I was 15

Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Auladimeji2: 11:55pm On Jul 12, 2018
When i was small there was a old camera with flash. And whenever it's raining and thunder strikes my father used to tell me to smile cause god is taking the photo.. lol

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Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by doctore212(m): 11:59pm On Jul 12, 2018
Just thinking if I can buy any type of sex doll I want with less than 5k
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 12:17am On Jul 13, 2018
EOD
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by Earthquake1: 12:25am On Jul 13, 2018
At the toilet today

I was thinking maybe we are all in a dream, maybe the people I'm seeing are not real
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by LarryBee1k: 7:45am On Jul 13, 2018
Bless you
Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by rash47(m): 8:03am On Jul 13, 2018
Foolish people abounds everywhere in this Nigeria, you need to keep your cool and discard their negativities when it's rear.

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