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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 11:43pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 1:29pm On Sep 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:This shaku shaku thing looks very true. We cant trust all these young muscians with all these songs cos where the feet of some steps, is beyond them, all in the bid to get fame and money. May God help us. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:22am On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:46am On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 2:00am On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
If someone is looking at ur phone when u are in a bus Just put on ur front camera to let him see his face...siaa next time you go mind your own business 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
When serving ur food at home Your mom will give you the head of the fish instead of d tail After complaining, she will tell you that you are the head and not d tail |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 10:07pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 1:25pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Confirm: Yes that is my email. Lol. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:21am On Oct 09, 2018 |
Because Your Parents Are Not Educated, You even collect money to go and buy Photosynthesis and Locomotion Satan himself shock for you |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:22am On Oct 09, 2018 |
This is Nigeria, A country where an okada driver will tell a person driving a Range Rover " Oga carry this container comot for road " 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 4:10am On Oct 10, 2018 |
You'll just be chilling under AC, watching TV and NEPA will remind you that NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:52am On Oct 10, 2018 |
Hehehehe 2 Likes
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:54am On Oct 10, 2018 |
Hehehehehe 1 Like
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 7:26pm On Oct 10, 2018 |
^^^^ 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 5:33pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Hmmm some people will be writing "Ph", just because they cannot spell "POTTACUT" Sha memorize the spelling now 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:54pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
If you want to confuse all your girlfriends; just photo grid all of them and write "My sisters and the love of my life".... They will reply with "Babe that's so sweet 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:04pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
When the pastor says "open to the book of Romans" you will start sleeping But when a girl says "open my blouse" you will do that in 5 seconds and draw her bra like someone starting generator... don't worry bro... the devil is happily gathering your firewood 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:26pm On Oct 15, 2018 |
Dear aunty, If you notice a brother changing his usual sitting position at church to come sit close to you during service next sunday, please do not panic, know that this is an intentional move we the Association of Single and Believing Brothers (ASBB) have agreed to make. Since some of you fine sisters are always rushing to go home after service without giving us a chance to come over and say hello, and somehow try to start a conversation by asking you how service went, we too have decided to be aggressive in our approach. Enough is Enough, we cannot keep waiting on you sisters to understand that it takes us about 3-5 minutes after the close of service to decide on the perfect moment to come over. Another 2-4 minutes to charge ourselves up in the spirit and gather the supernatural courage we need to make that short missionary journey over to your seat. Then an extra 2 minutes to try and convince ourselves that the pickup lines we have memorized are the perfect conversation starters that will work the magic. But Some of you sisters will not allow us to be great, before we can finish our warm up routine piiiiaammmmm! You have carried your bag and disappear. I wish some of you can understsnd the mental energy it takes a man to make that Damascus trip from where he is sitting to where you are. I know you must have probably heard of stage fright, but some of us have what we call 'approach fright', most men cannot successfully walk up to you without forgetting all the nice lines they have memorized. It's that much of a big deal for Christian brothers. Sometimes it takes the grace of God to remember the starting. If you pay attention to our expression you will notice, if we cannot remember the beginning we start from the ending, that awkward moment when he comes and the first thing he says is, "awwwn, sister I like your Bible." Don't blame him my Dear, that line is supposed to be the conclusion of the wooing, but since he cannot remember the starting what should he Do? Stand there and be looking? So, next Service day, the plan is to sit close to where you will be sitting and wait for that faithful moment when Pastor will ask the congregation to walk up to 5 people and welcome them to church with a handshake. hehehe my dear sister proving difficult to approach, we will welcome you to church with a handshake like 50 times until the ushers separates us. Pray that Pastor doesn't ask us to welcome our neighbour with a hug, it is saw the ushers will use to separate us, since you people don't have conscience. Afterall Scripture says that only the violent taketh it by force!.. Oh Lord! Please help your sons, if we don't woo your daughters in your presence, in whose presence will we woo again? Who? Signed PRO F: Association of Single and Believing Brothers 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 10:33pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Old pipo will act as if they know everything Until when is time to load airtime 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:31am On Oct 17, 2018 |
When you just had unprotected sex with a stranger, you start seeing strange things. Even vehicle number plates be like HIV654, STD143, DIE980... 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 5:25pm On Oct 17, 2018 |
R.I.P Micheal Jackson.. Sorry its coming late. I did not have phone when you died. 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 3:55pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
When you just had unprotected sex with a stranger, you start seeing strange things. Even vehicle number plates be like HIV654, STD143, DIE980... |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
I think we have to start removing some people from this forum, especially those who can't: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 3:58pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 4:05pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
I remember the day my ex sent me breakup messages, and mum asked me what am I reading? I told her," tips to cook delicious food " then she said why are you crying? Then I replied," I've reached where they are cutting onions. 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 10:19pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
Joke of the Day Teacher:- Who is Ur favourite Celebrity? Akpos:- Arnold Schwarzenegger. Teacher:- Spell it. Akpos:- I'm joking. It's A.Y 4 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 7:01pm On Oct 21, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:lol 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 7:03pm On Oct 21, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Change begins with you. Oya start..... 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:44pm On Oct 23, 2018 |
vivie01:Epp me |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:53am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Uncle Lai Mohammed saga..... Threatening Israel 2 Likes
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