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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:54am On Oct 26, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:55am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Nigeria launching missile against Israel 3 Likes
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:44am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Women issh 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 2:12am On Oct 26, 2018 |
Learn to say no How to say no When to say no 1 Like
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:59am On Oct 26, 2018 |
I don't know why my father will not allow my mum to rest. We were watching a movie, immediately they showed where two lovers were kissing deeply. My father stood up & entered room and called my mum to give him water. I told mum not to worry let me go and give him. After some seconds the same man called my mum to bring his shirt he left in the parlor and I gave him the clothes by myself. Later he called my mum again to come and take the money he promised her last night. I told my mum not to worry that I will collect it. My mum stood up and rushed to the room to meet him. Uptill now she is not yet out. Somebody that complained that she is very weak and sick just now. The door is now locked and I want to sweep my daddy's room. Should I knock? 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 6:37pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
Even God loves DREADLOCKS, that's why he gave it to Samson but unfortunately Delilah was working for SARS 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 8:23pm On Oct 27, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by tosinornottosin: 9:12pm On Oct 27, 2018 |
vivie01:don't tell me you're just reading that 'stale' joke for the first time. Or you feel like lolling to ginger his morale
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by vivie01(f): 3:07pm On Oct 28, 2018 |
tosinornottosin:Dont know the particular one you quoted me for, but it must be that I just saw it for the first time. Not everyone have time or is interested in seaching and digging for jokes upandan. Happy now? 3 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:00am On Nov 03, 2018 |
tosinornottosin: 2 Likes
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:41am On Nov 18, 2018 |
A son argued with his father insisting that 1 + 1 was equal to 11. The father looked at the son and said: "Go and buy 2 boiled eggs, the son went and returned with the two eggs. The father said, Give one to me and another to your brother, And the son asks: What about mine? The father responds: eat the nine eggs that are left ... nonsense! 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 8:44am On Nov 18, 2018 |
My friend travelled to America with my phone charger and 16gb memory card, my people is it okay for me to say that I have properties in America? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by willy623: 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
3 members of a bandit were paraded at the front of a powerful monarch of a community after an alleged rape case. The monarch then passed a shocking statement that,each of the 3 convicts should go out there and look for a basket filled with their respective favorite fruits while they were accompanied by some hefty men. 2 of the 3 convicts came with 2 baskets, each of which was filled with bananas and mangoes respectively. The monarch then ordered the hefty men to forcefully thrust each of the fruits through their anuses while everyone watches. Oh no! exclaimed the onlookers as they watched the aggressive hefty men carrying out their duties with different heinous skills and techniques. Suddenly, the 2 convicts who were already begging for their lives busted into irresistible laughter while they pointed to the direction where the 3rd convict was approaching with a basket full of pineapples. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 5:50pm On Jan 12, 2019 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Friendship is like a tennis ball. Both parties have to put a significant input by hitting the ball hard enough, to keep the game (relationship) going 1 Like
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 2:14pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
Friendship has to be a mutual kind for it to work (both parties gain) or at worst, symbiotic (one party gains, while the other part neither gains nor lose). Once a party is losing, it is becoming parasitic and is not fit to be called a friendship. A saying in my tribe is interpreted as "Deity if you can better my condition, leave me as I am" Orisa b'ole gbemi, fimile b'ose dami You've got to know when a friendship is toxic, and let go. You've got to know when "dead" means dead https://m.wikihow.com/End-a-Toxic-Friendship
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by peterfada2: 10:17am On Apr 01, 2019 |
GIRL ARREST BOYFRIEND FOR MISUSING THE KIDNEY SHE DONATED TO HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFk6ABxOUnQ |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 11:34pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Hehehehehehehehe
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by Nicklaus619(m): 12:20pm On Apr 07, 2019 |
okikiosibodu: 10 + 5 x 4 = 60 |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 6:45pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
Na lie?
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 6:47pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
Nicklaus619:Aye baba o.... I wish Nairaland has this emoji of a guy placing a h hands on the head like whatsapp. You sec sch teacher deserves military flogging (1*2*4)-2+4 8+2 (here bodmas won't matter cos the questions are not in bracket... It could have been 8-(2+) if to say the question says abc-(b+c). So back to the question Ans =10 Long time no see bro.... I miss you |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by Nicklaus619(m): 6:53pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
okikiosibodu:Lol this is a straight forward easy question, it doesn't require your bodmas jargon, look at the example givenbefore u start killing ya self with bodmas , I have solved many questions like this for my sons assignment, bros if u Apply all this ya bodmss crap on this elementaRy work u end Doing beautiful nonsense, it is called verbal reasoning not mathematics per say 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by Nicklaus619(m): 7:00pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
okikiosibodu: Boss it was all a misunderstanding after all, I solved the one up there, the one that has one guy standing, a shoe and a tie, not the one u solved I dey fine boss hope u good 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:35am On Apr 17, 2019 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 11:23pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
Hehehehehehehehe
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 12:34am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Hmmmmmnnnnn
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 9:32pm On Jul 02, 2019 |
AGREEMENT BEFORE Sex! Due to the current and incessant allegations and counter allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. will it be acceptable to introduce an agreement to be signed before "action". AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX⏩ I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic. 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) ______________________ (Signature of Screwee) ------------------------------------- (Signature of Screwer) To aid our FFZ activities so as to avoid any infringement 1 Like |
Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:24am On Jul 15, 2019 |
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:26am On Jul 15, 2019 |
Hehehehehehehehe
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Re: Fun Rendezvous by okikiosibodu(m): 1:31am On Jul 15, 2019 |
Hehehehehehehehe
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