lynxnoon:

RFLMAO!!!!
am telling u; if i see that kaita guy i will personally MUTALLAB him for KAITAING naija n esp enyama's efforts

lizzybabe1:

Kaitakaita don burst!

binigurl07:

habba , you pple shud have mercy on him na hen
poor guy has to put up with all this , now its him versus Nigeria
everybody makes mistakes jare
the only thing we can do is just pray and fast for 22th of june
me i am not sure if we are gonna win
but lets just have faith

With God all things are possible  

ActiveMan:

You are the bomb,Kaita!!!, I think they need you in Iraq more than Nigeria!!!

dtw_sola:

Must all these unfunny jokes be posted ad nauseum? We get it. Kaita f*cked up. We are already suffering enough due to our piss poor football team. Now you wan kill us with dry yans.

You need to go back to "Detoilet"! (Your NL profile says that's your base)

You use purge?! KAITA dey hook you bad and you nor know!!! 

Meddler:

OMG!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is the funniest ish i've head. Need to hurry home and go watch thi disaster for myself  

binigurl07:

With God all things are possible  

philip0906:

OMG. ;DI just hope the super chickes have not been infected by KAITARIAN FLU ,else no hope against South Korea

Virtueways:

HABA! What is all this noise about? Although I prefer to read only on nairaland, I just cant keep quiet.
LEAVE KAITA ALONE!!!
Some months ago,we all knew what some people subjected this country to,yet both their children and grandchildren are raining curses on a poor victim of country of origin where INDISCIPLINE reigns supreme.Abi no be naija be this?

Virtueways:

HABA! What is all this noise about? Although I prefer to read only on nairaland, I just cant keep quiet.
LEAVE KAITA ALONE!!!
Some months ago,we all knew what some people subjected this country to,yet both their children and grandchildren are raining curses on a poor victim of country of origin where INDISCIPLINE reigns supreme.Abi no be naija be this?

My sista - This thread was opened so we Nigerians can trade our KAITA-induced sorrows for some rib-cracking fun!

You know what to do if you can't stand the heat  

chikend:

i'm sorry , papa kaita, i tried to stop them from posting this, but i failed

NL!!!! Make una come see Kaita pikin o!!!!!!

we_lycans:

KAITARRYX

Pronounced as "kaita-ract" from the source word "cataract"

[b]A SPECIAL FOOTBALL EYE DEFECT THAT MAKES U SEE AN ILLUSION OF SEEING A PLAYER AS A "JABULANI BALL"[/b]

CarlosVent:

pls dnt kill dis guy pls

Kaita fired the first karate kick shot 

Virtueways:

HABA! What is all this noise about? Although I prefer to read only on nairaland, I just cant keep quiet.
LEAVE KAITA ALONE!!!
Some months ago,we all knew what some people subjected this country to,yet both their children and grandchildren are raining curses on a poor victim of country of origin where INDISCIPLINE reigns supreme.Abi no be naija be this?

colomb:

I suggest you should just stick to being an observer than contributing. For you to be sliding with someone that single-handedly KAITARACTISED our worldcup chance, you must be having a brain malfuction. Chinedu Oba Oshi was no better too but atleast he didnt play shaolin soccer.

9ja4eva:

May God cure the Super Eagles of Kaitaira.

honeric01:

Poor Kaita, see you don get enemies pass Amodu, chai, why u come serve your father land? if u cant be forgiven for "common" offense like this, what then are u going to be forgiven for? it wasn't like he caused a penalty after being sent off, or that he slapped the ref, chai, i don't want to be Kaita as at present, i am sure he won't be able to sleep tonight.

Not after a hot bowl of Kunu! 

I sure say the guy don dey snore sef! E nor send Nigeria oh!