Element:
Woman
Symbol:
WO
Discoverer:
Adam
Quantitative
Analysis:
Accepted at 36 - 28
- 36, though
isotopes ranging
from 25 -10 - 20 to
60 - 55 - 60 have
been identified.
Occurrence:
Found wherever
man is, but seldom
in the highly
reactive, energetic
singlet state.
Surplus quantities
in all urban areas.
Physical
Properties:
Undergoes
spontaneous
dehydrolysis
(weeps) at
absolutely
nothing, and
freezes at a
moments notice.
Totally
unpredictable.
Melts when
properly treated,
very bitter if not
well used. Found in
various states,
ranging from virgin
metal to common
ore. Non-magnetic
but attracted by
coins and sport
cars. In its natural
shape the
specimen varies
considerably, but it
is often changed
artificially so well
that the change is
indiscernable
except to the
experienced eye.
Chemical
Properties:
Has a great
affinity for AU, AG,
and C, especially in
the crystalline
form. May give
violent reaction if
left alone. Will
absorb great
amounts of food
matter. Highly
desired reaction is
initiated with
various reagents
such as C(2)-H(5)-
OH and sexy
aftershave lotions.
An essential
catalyst is often
required (must say
you love her at
least five times
daily). Reaction
accelerates out of
control when in the
dark and all
reaction conditions
are suitable.
Extremely difficult
to react if in the
highly stable pure
form. Yields to
pressure applied
to correct points.
The reaction is
highly exothermic.
Storage:
Best results are
obtained between
the ages of 18 and
25 years.
Uses:
Highly ornamental.
Used as a tonic for
low spirits. Used on
lonely nights as a
heating agent (if
properly
prepared).
Tests:
Pure specimens
turn rosy tint if
discovered in raw,
natural state.
Turns green if
placed besides a
better specimen.
Caution:
Most powerful
reducing agent
known to man
(income and ego).
Highly explosive in
inexperienced
hands. Specimen
must be used with
great care if
experiments are to
succeed. It is illegal
to possess more
then one
permanent
specimen, though
a certain amount
of exchange is
permitted.

Nonsense!

Thought i was reading a text book.

Mtchew

@GUApO;wat about Industrial $ Lab preparation,Uses,position in d periodic table,posituon in E.C series $ more, lol

^ Bad thoughts, u wanna xaggerate ur young moses abi?

lol@young moses

Beautiful

Beautiful

I thought i was reading an encyclopidia