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"If You Are A Lesbian, God Will Give You A Flat Nyash!!!"---pastor John Hagee by Niflheim(m): 1:03pm On Aug 03, 2018
In the morning, they talk about the buttocks................................in the afternoon the lay hands on the buttocks............................AND AT NIGHT, THEY MASAACRE THE BUTTOCKS!!! grin grin grin grin grin


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For televangelist John Hagee the biggest threat facing Americans today are those “counterfeit Christians” whom, amongst other things, either endorse women’s open access to abortions or support LGBT rights to marriage. Hagee, known for founding San Antonio’s Cornerstone Megachurch, has made a name for himself through John Hagee Ministries, his series of radio and television ministries that are broadcast to over 150 million households in North America. “Those of you who got on national television and endorsed homosexual lifestyle because the president did so, you are a counterfeit Christian, you are a moral coward, you are a hireling shepherd,” Hagee said, condemning the increasing number of pastors that are accepting homosexuality. “Shame on you.”
Although, for some reason Hagee seems to hold a particular grudge against lesbians. In an interview with Breitbart News, the televangelist argued that lesbians are “the scourge of the earth,” and that “God hates them so much that he’s made sure normal people can tell them apart from normal women.” Asked to elaborate, he went on about how some of their physical characteristics differ from those of normal, straight women. “In his infinite wisdom, God made sure that we are able to tell them apart from the diseased so that we may protect ourselves and our children from them. [/b]That’s why most lesbians are as flat as an ironing board,”[b] he opined.

“And normal women have nothing to worry about, it’s all part of His master plan,” Hagee continued. “He made sure normal women have curves, he made sure they were voluptuous, he made sure they have all the attributes that would ensure men are attracted to them, so that they may marry and live in unison and raise children together. Lesbians, on the other hand, were designed to be barren, to be unattractive because the Devil had his hand in their creation. Because they are sick and because they made a terrible choice, they are not blessed with all the bodily characteristics that adorn a real woman. [/b]Instead, lesbians are so flat they need a GPS to find their own nipples,” he argued.[b]

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Re: "If You Are A Lesbian, God Will Give You A Flat Nyash!!!"---pastor John Hagee by bedspread: 1:14pm On Aug 03, 2018
The Fact is that Many Believers are Neither here or There.... and it's the worst State a Christian should be in...

You Cannot be a Christian who is Heaven Bound and Vote The Democratic Party of the USA..

If u don't like the Republicans, it's best you don't vote at all than vote the Democrats!!

The Democrats are for What GOD ALMIGHTY HATES
Abortion
Lesbianism
Gay
Beastiality
Etc..

As Belivers , We should be Careful with What we Support, because it could affect our Eternity!

You can't support what GOD HATES AND say u Love GOD

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Re: "If You Are A Lesbian, God Will Give You A Flat Nyash!!!"---pastor John Hagee by Destroe: 1:34pm On Aug 03, 2018
Fake news!! nostraightnews.com is a well known Lesbian propaganda website that constantly spews out ridiculous lies. No one takes them serious
Re: "If You Are A Lesbian, God Will Give You A Flat Nyash!!!"---pastor John Hagee by eventtinz(m): 8:54pm On Sep 16, 2018
and you know god hates these how? and please dont tell me "because the bible tell me so"




bedspread:
The Fact is that Many Believers are Neither here or There.... and it's the worst State a Christian should be in...

You Cannot be a Christian who is Heaven Bound and Vote The Democratic Party of the USA..

If u don't like the Republicans, it's best you don't vote at all than vote the Democrats!!

The Democrats are for What GOD ALMIGHTY HATES
Abortion
Lesbianism
Gay
Beastiality
Etc..

As Belivers , We should be Careful with What we Support, because it could affect our Eternity!

You can't support what GOD HATES AND say u Love GOD
Re: "If You Are A Lesbian, God Will Give You A Flat Nyash!!!"---pastor John Hagee by spartan117(m): 11:29pm On Sep 16, 2018
An atheist Antichrist thread

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