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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by N0favors: 10:48am On Aug 12, 2018
Very funny I forgot to laugh


Since you’re and abolounjeku aka oshofree, come let me take you out. But you must be beautiful and boobsiefull
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 10:53am On Aug 12, 2018
Donroxyll no mind am cheesy. Very shallow thinking he got. There is really no need in me engaging him, before he go cari frustration put for my body.

Meanwhile as for that 'man behind me', nigga was only moved by what was 'behind me' jor cheesy
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 10:56am On Aug 12, 2018
N0favors:
Very funny I forgot to laugh


Since you’re and abolounjeku aka oshofree, come let me take you out. But you must be beautiful and boobsiefull


Your own problem is that you face a lot of rejections. Both online and offline cry
I can't help you dude sorry cheesy
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by romenna: 11:02am On Aug 12, 2018
DonroxyII:
U lack
Attention to Details
Scenario based analysis
Decision Efficiency/Effectiveness skills
Human relations

You are :
Temperamental
Judgemental
Generalising
Bittered
and Dumb tongue

Learn how to correct civilly, if it doesn't go your way, don't profile the other person .... Why must she adopt ur view .... u dey there
wen it concerns u directly, i will dignify u with an appropriate response. But for now, continue bn discombobulated in obfuscation. Cheers.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 12, 2018
Hahaha cheesy
The man though, might be a homely person but he went about it the wrong way

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Wilfredpat22(f): 12:18pm On Aug 12, 2018
nanauju:


For what it's worth, I can't go to a guy's house on a first date. And stop trying to play the maturity card here, it makes you look like you don't have a superior argument. Hope you will go to church though cool

You weren’t matured at all Girl. Anyway your body go tell you from now till next year

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 12:43pm On Aug 12, 2018
DonroxyII:
U lack
Attention to Details
Scenario based analysis
Decision Efficiency/Effectiveness skills
Human relations

You are :
Temperamental
Judgemental
Generalising
Bittered
and Dumb tongue

Learn how to correct civilly, if it doesn't go your way, don't profile the other person .... Why must she adopt ur view .... u dey there
Damn!
In love with this comment already.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 12:55pm On Aug 12, 2018
romenna:
u hav a funny personality aftèrall.
As a psychologist, I tink ur a lil too quick in decision making.
Temperamental.
Judgemental.
A little bit of bitterness n negative minded.
Poor in human relations n not so intelligent.
Work on these my dear.
Cheers
A clear case of a kettle calling even a cup black.

As an uncertified(yet) psychologist myself, I think you have succeeded in embarrassing the likes of us. As a psychologist, you have to be discerning, wise and most of all, calm. Otherwise, it....., it just won't.......never mind.

You have already concluded your argument with the op amicably. I was even impressed by your maturity at letting things go. Only for you to give this totally uncalled-for & highly irrelevant outburst. She wasn't even talking to you. Even if you think she's all these things, is that how to say them?


#nohardfeelings

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 12, 2018
MissJoy29:

A clear case of a kettle calling even a cup black.

As an uncertified(yet) psychologist myself, I think you have succeeded in embarrassing the likes of us. As a psychologist, you have to be discerning, wise and most of all, calm. Otherwise, it....., it just won't.......never mind.

You have already concluded your argument with the op amicably. I was even impressed by your maturity at letting things go. Only for you to give this totally uncalled-for & highly irrelevant outburst. She wasn't even talking to you. Even if you think she's all these things, is that how to say them?


#nohardfeelings

I think that guy was too quick to judge. He didn't read the story from the lady's perspective which I really don't see anything wrong if she decides not to go.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 1:18pm On Aug 12, 2018
Sexonmomma:


I think that guy was too quick to judge. He didn't read the story from the lady's perspective which I really don't see anything wrong if she decides not to go.
Exactly! He was.

Although, according to the story, I blame the op and the man too. Who fixes a date without first agreeing mutually on where to go? Both of them clearly had different places in mind for the outing that the other didn't plan for (The man, his house. The op, an eatery perhaps). Which makes me wonder, what were they then "communicating" about all those while?

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by DonroxyII: 1:21pm On Aug 12, 2018
wink wink wink wink
nanauju:
Donroxyll no mind am cheesy. Very shallow thinking he got. There is really no need in me engaging him, before he go cari frustration put for my body.

Meanwhile as for that 'man behind me', nigga was only moved by what was 'behind me' jor cheesy
Damn , U know ... He never meant Business in the first place grin .... But when u mistakenly place it cheesy on his laps , he be like dafuq ... why not grin .... Maybe if he calm down, everything woulda worked his way cheesy ....
Going by ya preparation to kill the guy, seems u meant business ..... Why guys don't understand ladies Na ihm me no no ooo
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 1:30pm On Aug 12, 2018
MissJoy29:

Exactly! He was.

Although, according to the story, I blame the op and the man too. Who fixes a date without first agreeing mutually on where to go? Both of them clearly had different places in mind for the outing that the other didn't plan for (The man, his house. The op, an eatery perhaps). Which makes me wonder, what were they then "communicating" about all those while?


My dear I specifically told this man that we should hang out on that Saturday, he said no problem, that he even knew lots of hangout spots in area. My mind was fixed on us going out not knowing he had something else in mind. Maybe I gave in too quickly in agreeing to go out with him and that why he decided to change plan on to test the waters hehe

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 1:32pm On Aug 12, 2018
DonroxyII:
wink wink wink winkDamn , U know ... He never meant Business in the first place grin .... But when u mistakenly place it cheesy on his laps , he be like dafuq ... why not grin .... Maybe if he calm down, everything woulda worked his way cheesy ....
Going by ya preparation to kill the guy, seems u meant business ..... Why guys don't understand ladies Na ihm me no no ooo

Maybe I should have just put in more effort in playing hard to get sef... Na wetin fit some men
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by blujoi: 1:46pm On Aug 12, 2018
@Op,that was a good judgement call. Why would he expect you to come cook for him on a first date? Obviously he had plans. I don’t know what’s wrong with most of our men, the sweetest part of a relationship is the wooing stage, take her out, give her a good time, what’s wrong with that. Smh! Some guys got no game walahi

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2018
nanauju:



My dear I specifically told this man that we should hang out on that Saturday, he said no problem, that he even knew lots of hangout spots in area. My mind was fixed on us going out not knowing he had something else in mind. Maybe I gave in too quickly in agreeing to go out with him and that why he decided to change plan on to test the waters hehe
I don't think it's about giving in too quickly. Although men have differing views on this. He may have been the type that feels because he didn't have a "tough" time before you agreed to go out with him, you are therefore "cheap" and will be an easy lay. Otherwise, I don't see how he would just assume the meeting point will be his house & didn't run it by you.

Again, by the comment he made when you guys came out of the bus about liking what he saw(your back when you were seated in front of him & your top was riding up), I think you should have known the kind of man he is.

He sounded like a pervert.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by DonroxyII: 1:55pm On Aug 12, 2018
nanauju:


Maybe I should have just put in more effort in playing hard to get sef... Na wetin fit some men
Playing hard2get is a no no for me ....If u play h2g then he will hustle u , u fall for his hustle then he chop clean mouth then famz grin
E better like this and keep it up .....

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by romenna: 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2018
MissJoy29:

A clear case of a kettle calling even a cup black.

As an uncertified(yet) psychologist myself, I think you have succeeded in embarrassing the likes of us. As a psychologist, you have to be discerning, wise and most of all, calm. Otherwise, it....., it just won't.......never mind.

You have already concluded your argument with the op amicably. I was even impressed by your maturity at letting things go. Only for you to give this totally uncalled-for & highly irrelevant outburst. She wasn't even talking to you. Even if you think she's all these things, is that how to say them?


#nohardfeelings
Feminism will not kill u my sister.
I was even very mild wit d op.
She is actually an irresponsible girl for the following reasons;
1. Indecent dressing in public
2. Exchanging numbers with a randy man knowing fully well he was lusting after her
3. She is a materialiatic gold digger who was obviously moved by wat she was told.
4. In preparing for her date, she placed so much emphasis on d money she spent. It's a date not an investment forum.
5. She wasn't really interested in the man but wats in it for her.
6. I see a hoe
NO HARD FEELINGS MY DEAR

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 2:28pm On Aug 12, 2018
romenna:
Feminism will not kill u my sister.
I was even very mild wit d op.
She is actually an irresponsible girl for the following reasons;
1. Indecent dressing in public
2. Exchanging numbers with a randy man knowing fully well he was lusting after her
3. She is a materialiatic gold digger who was obviously moved by wat she was told.
4. In preparing for her date, she placed so much emphasis on d money she spent. It's a date not an investment forum.
5. She wasn't really interested in the man but wats in it for her.
6. I see a hoe
NO HARD FEELINGS MY DEAR
Feminism? Where does it factor here?

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Nobody: 2:38pm On Aug 12, 2018
It’s a no-no on a first date, except he explicitly told the girl and she agreed. You don’t just pop that kind of surprise on a girl. If it were me, I’d think he has Evil intentions and what would it look like if a girl goes to the house of a man that she hardly knows? Some men don’t just have finesse.
IntrovertedK:
The 'man wey sabi' grin who the f**k waste money on eatery food, when you can as well cook such i mean. cheesy ..dear op, better husband material dey waka you pass so wey you dey look. No worry, body go tell you.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by romenna: 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2018
MissJoy29:

Feminism? Where does it factor here?
u untillegently got hooked on the word feminism while ignoring the crux of the matter as analysed. Ur friend is a hoe my dear.
Just so u know, persons b4 u have tried to engage me but failed woefully. Cos I decide who to engage. I make d decisions here so run along kid.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by MissJoy29(f): 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2018
romenna:
u untillegently got hooked on the word feminism while ignoring the crux of the matter as analysed. Ur friend is a hoe my dear.
Just so u know, persons b4 u have tried to engage me but failed woefully. Cos I decide who to engage. I make d decisions here so run along kid.
Ok mum/dad. I will run along alright. My decision not to indulge amateurs and immature people will propel me to ignore you.

Thank you mummy/daddy.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 3:38pm On Aug 12, 2018
blujoi:
@Op,that was a good judgement call. Why would he expect you to come cook for him on a first date? Obviously he had plans. I don’t know what’s wrong with most of our men, the sweetest part of a relationship is the wooing stage, take her out, give her a good time, what’s wrong with that. Smh! Some guys got no game walahi


Abi oo
I still maintain that if we can't meet out on a first date.. Oyo na the man case cheesy
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
It’s a no-no on a first date, except he explicitly told the girl and she agreed. You don’t just pop that kind of surprise on a girl. If it were me, I’d think he has Evil intentions and what would it look like if a girl goes to the house of a man that she hardly knows? Some men don’t just have finesse.

The man doesn't even know how to go about what he wants..
At least he should even make efforts to impress the lady on a first time
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by kinibigdil: 3:41pm On Aug 12, 2018
nanauju:


Naso cheesy
LOL, you took it out of my mouth, good response though
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by nanauju(f): 3:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
kinibigdil:
LOL, you took it out of my mouth, good response though

Hahaha cheesy
If you have that meme help me with it Abeg
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by IntrovertedK(m): 3:46pm On Aug 12, 2018
KillaBeauty:
It’s a no-no on a first date, except he explicitly told the girl and she agreed. You don’t just pop that kind of surprise on a girl. If it were me, I’d think he has Evil intentions and what would it look like if a girl goes to the house of a man that she hardly knows? Some men don’t just have finesse.
don't exhaust your vocabs on a clown ma'am. Save it for what's the use undecided
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by Collins4u1(m): 4:07pm On Aug 12, 2018
mtseeeeeew.


#wetinKariMeComeHereSef

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by somehow: 8:58pm On Aug 12, 2018
What happened to telling him you can't meet for the first time at his place? At least that's more matured than shutting him out totally.

If you had communcated well, it would have gone on better.

You don't know if he's actually a nice man, too quick to conclude.

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Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by dairykidd(m): 10:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
grin
Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by WORDWORLD: 12:15am On Aug 13, 2018
romenna:
U r the funny character here.
U like him enuf to eat food from eatry but not the food u will cook at home together.
U r just playing to the gallery young lady.
What if eateries don't exist?
Think outside thef box next time.
U just may have lost a good homely guy.

The word 'MAY' as you have used accurately defines a function called PROBABILITY and not CERTAINTY. Hence, it 'MAY' as well be assumed that her choice among the variables, the options to the question that comes to a thinking mind, WHAT IF?!


And by choosing not to go to the house of a man she barely knows, 'MAY' as well have saved her from THE EVIL THAT SOME MEN DO.

*It's a wiser choice of option. What has she lost? NOTHING FOR SURE!!! ITS ALL PROBABILITY.

It's about playing safe until a level of TRUST. It's about listening to our inner voice, always communicating our TRUTH to us, which most ladies SADLY DON'T listen to that voice of reason and follow that gift called INTUITION, the feeling that "THIS IS LEADING TO SH!T OR BLISS" and to make a choice either to GET THE FVCK OUT or GET THE FVCK IN.

Only those few ladies who are HONEST to themselves, are not afraid to make the right decision as to the voice of reason that screams at them.

So many of you (ladies) are always in a hurry to bundle yourselves unto a man's arms without being patient enough to truely know these men, the moment these ladies get googley-eyed by the superficiality called 'MONEY', they by-pass their humanity by rejecting their inner voice and ending up getting their panties in a wad for not looking beyond the surface. Then, the song of bitterness and regret and then the painting of all men with the same brush after the have been stupified.

LADIES, DONT BE TOO DESPERATE.

If this said man is truely interested in her, he will continue with his Persuasion and Patronage despite her declination to going to his house to cook for him. LEARN TO LIVE WITH PROBABILITIES, WHILE MAKING CHOICES THAT ARE FUNCTIONALLY WISE.

The probability of getting harmed in such a public place like a restaurant as compared to a stranger's den is far lower. LADIES SHOULD ALWAYS THINK MANY TIMES BEFORE THE ACT. PATHETIC HOW MOST ARE CARELESS ALL IN A BID FOR MATERIAL GAINS.



nanauju:


he looked really matured, fresh, speaks well... Hmm.. and I was like 'what the heck', let's just check this one out.


nanauju don't rule out romenna's probability. He 'MAY' really be a good homely guy. It's left to you to look outside the box of fantasy to REALITIES, else the hoax is on you.

*AM FOR UNITING MEN AND WOMEN IN TRUTH. NANAUJU STAY WISE. I WISH YOU THAT VERY SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO WILL FULFIL YOUR DREAMS.

Let me give you an insight. The best way to know a man is not by his TALKS but the way he TREATS people.

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