15 SILLY THINGS GIRLS SHOULD
STOP DIS MONTH!!!
(1) "I have taken you as my
brother"
That statement should stop biko.
Am not ur brother, I know my
family members!!!
(2) "He is just my bestie"
Are you supposed to have a male
bestie before
(3) "I am not feeling fine, please
send me airtime"
When did airtime become
medicinal Pls keep dat
behaviour behind.
(4) "Did you cum inside me?"
That question should stop! You
think it's easy to jump out of a
moving vehicle
(5)" Pending so many guys in ur
life without giving them a
definite answer"
My sister, are you recruiting
immigration officers or biafran
soldiers
(6) "Telling a man that u r a
Virgin or that you have done it
once only for him to go there
and see a borehole" . That
lie should cease pls, we both are
mature here!!!
(7) Boy; where are you?
Girl; we are coming.
"WE?" , did I invite your
generation. Pls 3 persons is a
crowd.
( "Everyday you are on ur
period"
Are you the woman in the Bible
who had the issue of blood
(9) Telling ur bf u don't have t-
fare whenever he invites you to
his house, but u can even hire a
helicopter the moment you hear
another girl is in his huz.
My sister, ur judgment is in
heaven.
(10) "Allowing ur guy to only kiss
you without touching ur breasts"
That behavior is very bad. How
do you feel eating rice without
stew
(11) "Saying 'all ur guy wants is
sex' "
Stop it! Have you ever given him
money and he said no? Pls I
don't like what I hate!!!
(12)"Visiting ur bf and putting ur
phone in airplane mode"
Well done miss pilot, ur plane will
crash one day.
(13)"Saying all men are dogs"
No problems sister, please just
come and help us identify ur
family's breed for proper
grouping.
(14)"Going to studio to snap
pictures as if it brings husband".
Stop that! Save the money and as
Mr Blunty will say, use it to start a
popcorn or corn roasting
business.
(15)"Being angry because u caught
ur bf sleeping with another girl
because u denied him sex and you
say he is cheating.
My sister, you are wicked and
selfish. So, if NEPA/PHCN refuses
to bring electricity we should not
use generator abi
Sha, thanks to the person who
invented bra. He makes fallen
soldiers appear like new recruits.

lol

I find this quite hilarious though.