BishopMagic:



The Jagaban strikes again!

The Jagaban and yoruba front man politician has been accused by his own air hostess of his private jet of "stealing" hand lotions from his own jet.

Kate (not real name) told us at Troll.com that she noticed Tinubu acting shifty and staring at her when he got out of the toilet. Kate said she thought Tinubu was shy of asking her for a bj as this is usually the case with most vips that fly charter but as she motioned towards him, he seemed a bit apprehensive and moved to sit on a seat near him. Kate then asked if he was ok to which he blurted out " I need water". It is at this time Kate said she noticed swift movements as she turned to get some water from the gallery by Tinubu who appeared to stash something in his pockets. After giving him the water, Kate recalled that Tinubu refused to touch it and just stared straight forward throughout the duration of the flight and never asked her for anything.

Kate will later recall that after they landed in Abuja and Tinubu disembarked she could hear him tell one of his aides that received him " I did it! The Jagaban strikes again!".

Kate said that she will later go to arrange the toilet and that is when she noticed that all the hand lotions and soaps were missing.

It later then dawned on her that Tinubu must have stolen the soap and lotion form his own jet.

Troll.com interviewed Prof Bangboshe of the depth of clinical psychology, of the Osun State Medical College on this strange behaviour. Prof Bangboshe stated that before we can interview him we must buy him breakfast as he is yet to eat for 2 days straight owing to aregberascal not paying them salary.

Read more at www.troll.com/ .....

lolz

I know I'm not the only one confused!

The person who this is really good.

Make una leave Tinubu alone, his wife is a pastor.

12Monkeys:


lolz

Thief na thief

APC VP Candidacy: Saraki Salutes Tinubu’s Sacrifice by deji17 : 1:41am APC VP candidacy: Saraki salutes Tinubu’s sacrifice Published on December 18, 2014 By Timothy Enietan-Matthews Former Kwara State Governor, Senator Bukola Saraki has commended the sacrifice and contribution of former Lagos State Governor, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu to the development of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and democracy in Nigeria. Saraki also welcomed the emergence of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo as the running mate of the presidential candidate of APC, General Muhammadu Buhari. Saraki, in a statement said: “The emergence of Professor Yemi Osinbajo – a Professor of law; a well-ranked academic; a senior advocate of Nigeria (SAN); and a committed pastor of unquestionable integrity from South-West Nigeria further attests to the commitment of the All Progressives Congress to fairness and equality. “Most importantly, I would like to commend the National Leader of our party, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, for the sacrifice and contribution to the development of APC and democracy in Nigeria. No doubt, from his precedents as a forward-thinking Governor of Lagos State, and his profile as one of the foremost democrats in Nigeria, the people of the South- West and a large block of voters wanted Asiwaju as running mate to General Buhari. “Historically, the South-West is known not to pay attention to religion but competence when picking candidates for positions, but due to Tinubu’s belief in the Nigerian project, which he sees as bigger than any individual interest, he made it clear that we cannot ignore the current happenings around the country that require that as a party, we must take extra caution and be sensitive to every ethnicity and religion by picking a Christian candidate. “Despite what has been reported on the pages of some newspapers, some of us privy to the happenings behind closed doors attest to the leadership role of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, which led to the emergence of Osinbajo, an erudite scholar and a dogged advocate of the people. “In the same spirit, I must also commend other leaders of the APC who have continuously made sacrifices in the interest of the party and Nigeria at large. Leaders like Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Alhaji Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and Owelle Rochas Okorocha who on Thursday December 11, 2014 after the presidential primaries made similar sacrifices by pledging their support to General Buhari, contrary to speculations by naysayers that the APC would implode either after the primary or in the course of the nomination of its vice-presidential candidate. APC has, once again, demonstrated that national interests are paramount in the guiding principle of the party, as opposed to personal ambition. “I use this opportunity to congratulate all party stakeholders, most especially the presidential candidate for the success of the process in the selection of the Vice-Presidential candidate; this process has once again demonstrated to Nigerians the preparedness of APC to run an efficient and transperent government, putting to shame those that have said the party was made up of people with personal ambitions,” he said. http://dailypost.ng/2014/12/18/ apc-vp-candidacy-saraki- salutes-tinubus-sacrifice/

OP, Tinubu has gotten to a point that if you're hungry, just put his name in any nonsense you're selling and people automatically buy it.

That's what I picked from your incoherent and illogical rant.