"I have been eyeing you since. I beg you make I come your house tomorrow. I go comot like say I wan go Church then I go come your place. Please tell me if you no go dey house. thanks."


Fellow Nlander, Above a a text message i got from a lady. Pls advice me on how to respond to this.

I will tell her, Oya come now, I go dey House but wetin the eye wey you dey take eye me see, oh well.

Tell to come now. But know say as she come if you no get strong mind you go beans oh. Be warned

no time

version1:

"I have been eyeing you since. I beg you make I come your house tomorrow. I go comot like say I wan go Church then I go come your place. Please tell me if you no go dey house. thanks."


Fellow Nlander, Above a a text message i got from a lady. Pls advice me on how to respond to this.

Talk of being 'hornily' Hot. I guess poster's 'rod' has been 'salivating' since d txt. @OP, do u know d girl?

^^

I hope she is not a married woman; and why do you have a beaf with such a text?. It is an honest text that required "common on down or no thanks answer.

She wants sex. .Give it 2 her.

The POSTER IS A DUMB LAIR DON'T BELIEVE HIS SH**T.

sofeco:

The POSTER IS A DUMB LAIR DON'T BELIEVE HIS SH**T.

Who just licked ur soup?

sofeco:

The POSTER IS A DUMB LAIR DON'T BELIEVE HIS SH**T.

The last time I checked, at no point did I refer to you as the lady who sent the text message. So, how did I became a liar? Well, at least, I'm only a dumb liar. You are totally and irrevocably dumb.

@ poster, o boy Na wa to you oh. you go fear dog fear him shit?

some boys just dey dull some mumu dullness

.

So you want us to tell you what to do/how to react?



Ehmmm. . . How old are you again?

piccadot:

uurrrrggghhh
whats all the pidgin all about.
cant she ask you out or rather ask for it in a sweet and well arranged text manner
no wonder the thing confuse you.
if i were in your shoes and someone asked me this with this write up, im sorry o i wont accept
lol

poster is Warri-based.

piccadot:

uurrrrggghhh
whats all the pidgin all about.
cant she ask you out or rather ask for it in a sweet and well arranged text manner
no wonder the thing confuse you.
if i were in your shoes and someone asked me this with this write up, im sorry o i wont accept
lol

poster is Warri-based.

piccadot:

uurrrrggghhh
whats all the pidgin all about.
cant she ask you out or rather ask for it in a sweet and well arranged text manner
no wonder the thing confuse you.
if i were in your shoes and someone asked me this with this write up, im sorry o i wont accept
lol

I could interpret this to mean I should ignore her.

ThoniaSlim:

So you want us to tell you what to do/how to react?



Ehmmm. . . How old are you again?

I'm a youth but not a teenager

@OP: LOL. Beware of pidgin-texting women professing lust. Chances are,it could be one of your friends tryna punk you, checking your gullibility quotient, it could also be some 419er looking to dupe you,there are very slim chances it's actually some Hot lady on your street looking. . .but then,if you do nothing you'll never know.

I guess going to church made her Hot,


The question is, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?

Today is Sunday, my guy, has she called again?

and make sure u have 3 packs of durex kondom inside ur wallet

queeneve:

I guess going to church made her Hot,


The question is, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?

omg!! u've just made my sunday!!!!! LWKM!!!!

Guy she don show?

Which area una dey live na ajegunle , the girl razz no be small. Na una sabi wetin una want

wht is happening here?

odiaero:

wht is happening here?

None of ur biz.

I guess they fuccking behind the church vespar,

FREAKY CHRISTIANS,

@nellaluv
ur profile! is that for real?

queeneve:

I guess they fuccking behind the church vespar,

FREAKY CHRISTIANS,

^^^ Na waa oo.

saintneo:

@nellaluv
your profile! is that for real?

it cant be 4 real

no dull ya sef ooo, boyz are not smiling ;d ;d ;d ;d

Go & rent a brain!