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Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by 0hsisi: 1:41am On Jul 03, 2010
davidylan:

a big shame to all of you . . . busy discussing cleavages and "things down there". grin Where are your christian morals?

This is my day of blessings !!!
David my dear brother
I have missed you tons
How is my intelligent little brother doing?
Where is TOH?
have you found mrs Right?
Good to see you
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 1:48am On Jul 03, 2010
What kind of thread is this it's like 100 degrees out here. TX heat been killing me all day now this

Which kain TX you dey, It has been raining all day in Irving and Ohsisi is now bringing issue of cleavage.

Abeg the constitution should be rewritten to prosecute any woman who causes penile discomfort to other men
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by bluespice(f): 2:11am On Jul 03, 2010
dayokanu:

Which kain TX you dey, It has been raining all day in Irving and Ohsisi is now bringing issue of cleavage.

Abeg the constitution should be rewritten to prosecute any woman who causes penile discomfort to other men
classic! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by OgidiBoy(m): 2:34am On Jul 03, 2010
dayokanu:

Which kain TX you dey, It has been raining all day in Irving and Ohsisi is now bringing issue of cleavage.

Abeg the constitution should be rewritten to prosecute any woman who causes penile discomfort to other men

If you must know, I go to school in Austin and my parents live in North Irving right there by beltline. And right now I'm doing my internship in Galveston and it's been freaking hot all day, although clouds just started moving in like an hour ago.

Bros just because it's raining in north TX don't mean it's raining all over TX. grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 2:50am On Jul 03, 2010
I heard its raining in Houston also, Galveston must be lucky then
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 3:00pm On Jul 03, 2010
laughing my a z z off here grin grin grin

God of infinite wisdom, help them all, amen.

grin grin which one be shaving the carrot and ice cube again grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 3:47pm On Jul 03, 2010
Hauwa, Abi you sef wan join them in the cleavage show?
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by james1(m): 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2010
They banned all that at your job and of all things tonged shoes?the management of those companies are to say the least funny.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 5:50pm On Jul 04, 2010
yeah why not. you know if ya chesty stones are hard, strong and cute don't follow the ban.
but if it has nursed 5 kids please please heed to the ban.

dayokanu:

Hauwa, Abi you sef wan join them in the cleavage show?
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Ikomi(m): 6:12pm On Jul 04, 2010
*Hauwa*:

yeah why not. you know if ya chesty stones are hard, strong and cute don't follow the ban.
but if it has nursed 5 kids please please heed to the ban.

Good advise, only women who have nursed 5 kids would support such a ban. I dont think men should have a problem with women showing off their chesty stones, only men that lack self control would be swayed. I seriously dont think showing a bit of nice looking cleavage is a problem.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 04, 2010
*Hauwa*:

yeah why not. you know if ya chesty stones are hard, strong and cute don't follow the ban.
but if it has nursed 5 kids please please heed to the ban.

omoge, awa ti ati nurse omo mefa nko? ti oyan wa si le?
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 6:33pm On Jul 04, 2010
tani yi? who be this mutu? ni ba sen ka ba fa  shocked
who be this, where you know my name from  shocked

me and you, please o.

Ileke-IdI:

omoge, awa ti ati nurse omo mefa nko? ti oyan wa si le?
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 04, 2010
*Hauwa*:

tani yi? who be this mutu? ni ba sen ka ba fa  shocked
who be this, where you know my name from  shocked

me and you, please o.
Look at this one. If I be food, she fit recognize me easily.
grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 10:07pm On Jul 04, 2010
grin grin

what, na so i like food shocked

biko, who you be na, tell me jor.

Ileke-IdI:

Look at this one. If I be food, she fit recognize me easily.
grin


Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jul 04, 2010
*Hauwa*:

grin grin

what, na so i like food shocked

biko, who you be na, tell me jor.

I'm prolly the only man that has loved you right thru-out your life kiss grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 10:28pm On Jul 04, 2010
grin eyah grin
tell me now, onye ki bu now
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 04, 2010
*Hauwa*:

grin eyah grin
tell me now, onye ki bu now
kiss grin

Oye ko ti moh nau. HINT: Ti o ba lo si churchi, ki lo ma n so lati yin Olorun? grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 10:35pm On Jul 04, 2010
sing, prayer, praise etc, but that's not u eh

i give up ooo grin going out soon for fireworks cheesy
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 10:37pm On Jul 04, 2010
Ileke-idi and Hauwa why dont you just get a room and sha- yourselves
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jul 04, 2010
@Omoge
Lucky u, I no sabi wey dem do firework for this area. gosh, boring place.

Oya, go and have fun jare.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jul 04, 2010
dayokanu:

Ileke-idi and Hauwa why dont you just get a room and sha- yourselves
Pele ohh, emi ti ni'yawo sile o
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

brother dayokanuri,  shocked shocked mogbe shocked
not cool, not so cool grin

okay, we jam again ileke in the future. let's leave osisi's thread for cleavage related  grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 10:49pm On Jul 04, 2010
Oya both of you show cleavage
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Hauwa1: 10:57pm On Jul 04, 2010
you know, you are one randious guy grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 11:18pm On Jul 04, 2010
No shame in admitting that.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by toshmann(m): 1:03am On Jul 05, 2010
na thunder go fire anyone wey wan ban cleavage angry
how can you ban something natural? did you create any?

by the way, those cleavages are good for psycho-somatic stabilisation, cerebral inspiration and emotional obiyadinma all moving towards professional eficay and vital efficiency--->good thinking--->good product.

how can someone ban such a thing angry
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 4:12am On Jul 05, 2010
^ some complain, some encourage it.

Later they call us name when we show those cleavages.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by dayokanu(m): 8:17am On Jul 05, 2010
We ? I thought you are Male
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Beaf: 11:49am On Jul 05, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

^ some complain, some encourage it.

Later they call us name when we show those cleavages.

My friend, bony hairy chest is NOT cleavage! grin
How can a man talk about showing cleavage? Abeg, don't annoy us o!
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2010
dayokanu:

We ? I thought you are Male
Beaf:

My friend, bony hairy chest is NOT cleavage! grin
How can a man talk about showing cleavage? Abeg, don't annoy us o!

Hey hey, man boobs have cleavage too grin
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by spoilt(f): 2:28am On Jul 11, 2010
I have seen men walk around with obvious erections
It is an embarrassing sight
One man in my church choir was even singing with obvious erections for several Sundays until he quit the choir
Maybe the Pastor and elders asked him to stop since he wasn't ministering to anyone and his bulge was a distraction.
I pretended I didn't see it until my husband commented,in fact at first I was convinced that maybe I was just seeing things
but true true d broda was having full fledged erection and was trying to cover it with one hand and holding the mic with anoda
I don't know the sister that was making him that way since my church was a conservative one.

@ Osisi,

A well endowed man cant hide. tongue

The spirit moving in your church must have excited him no end. If the pastors told him to quit, they were just jealous. That would definitely have helped the church service go by faster for me.
Re: My Job Has Banned Cleavage by toshmann(m): 3:22am On Jul 24, 2010
i hope they have unbanned this cleavage thingy undecided

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