I'm usually against pick up lines because most of them are lame but some of the them are fun and cool.

So I've crafted out 28 best funny pick up lines you can use to make her laugh.

These pick up lines are for entertainment purpose only .

Pickup lines can make you fun if you're joking around and not being serious.

When she knows you’re not serious whatsoever, it’ll communicate to her that you “get it” and you understand a little bit about women and attraction.

Like I said, use these to have fun and to make her laugh.


They’ll have a good laugh because they’ll figure out pretty quick that you can’t be completely serious.


1) Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.

2) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

3) Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

4) I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt.

5) You smell like trash. Can I take you out tonight?


6) Your body is 65% water and I’m pretty damn thirsty.

7) Damn my legs hurt. I must be running through your mind.

I could've offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.

9)Your dad must be a terrorist because baby, you’re the bomb.

10) Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

11) If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.

12) I want to do to your body what Congress is doing to government employees.

13) You’re so hot my pants are falling for you.

14) Your pretty face don't match that nasty attiude.

15) I’m no organ donor but I’d happily give you my heart

16) I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.

17) I really like your eyes.. especially the left one.

18) What is in the big bag of yours, Weapon of mass destruction ?

19) Hey, isn't it past bed time?, what are doing in the club this time of the night ?

20) I would tell you a joke about my wiener but it’s too long.

21) You’re so hot that if you ate bread, you’d poop out toast.

22) You have something on your butt. Oh sorry, it’s just my eyes.

23) Do your parents know you're here in the club ? I should give them a call , what's their number ?

24) If you were a food joint I’d eat you in and out.

25) You’re so hot you’re going to make me buy an extra air-condition.

26) What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

27) I hope you have a boyfriend because we need someone to make us breakfast in the morning.

28) Has anyone ever told you (long pause ) how beautiful my eye are ?

Drop your own fun pick up line below

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Wich kain lines be dz one

slam one bundle of 1thousand naira notes on ur lap turn back and ask (in igbo accent ) are u coming or not

Na money be the fastest pick up line for our brain dead Nigerian ladies...

Line 3 and 12 is damn funny...
I can't imagine myself saying those lines to a naija babe..

Really annoying

this one na oyinbo pickup line..no try dis one with naija babe oh

ok

Op lets try one of this BS, shall we

Saff, i wish i was a toilet paper so i could touch your butt

this one no go work for naija gals

I couldn't finish reading the crap you wrote up there Sir

How many Nija babes u don get with dat ur line

ok