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One Word; Different Meaning For Men And Women by mumumugu(m): 1:23pm On Sep 11, 2018
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.




6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve . Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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