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FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by eDoctorr(m): 6:02pm On Sep 29, 2018
The bank twitted.

Do ask God and let us know what he says. Tell him
we'd like to open a branch there for our customers
if there is one :-)

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by PUSSYBBQGRILLS(f): 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2018
Who go be the branch manager

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by sammirano: 8:56pm On Sep 29, 2018
Dem no well

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by mknigeriagreat: 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
They should sack their head if marketing department. All these clueless banks to keep money there now is even scary. When they come with all ds unreasonable policies and adverts my brother liquidation comes to mind.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by obembet(f): 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager

Angel Michael, he won't allow thier useless charges.

My bank and I

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by olusola200: 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
Most Nigerian political would never know the branch.cos it's off their route

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Chykeboss(m): 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
lame attempt to be funny..

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Badgers14: 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
Publicity stunt
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by ehissi(m): 7:16am On Sep 30, 2018
I think Daddy freeze will love to be branch manager. That is if he has not started receiving Jobs since he switched to online church.... grin
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by itiswellandwell: 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
Who else think this tweet doesn't make sense thus useless?

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by SamAzing: 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
Heaven replied: we don’t keep or spend money off corrupt acts here. Tell all APC politicians to close their accounts with you then, we’d revisit your proposals. shocked

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by chris20000: 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
I don't even understand what they wrote there.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
Unprofessional

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by ignis: 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
This post is as dry as Buhari's integrity.

In a attempt to drop a savage post one may drop a silly and unprofessional post.

FCMB, better luck next time.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by computerglobal(m): 7:17am On Sep 30, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager


grin grin
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by tolexy007(m): 7:18am On Sep 30, 2018
fucking mockery

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by habex005(m): 7:18am On Sep 30, 2018
New generation bank operating an old model style.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by holluwai(m): 7:18am On Sep 30, 2018
Them don start
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by eedrissa(m): 7:18am On Sep 30, 2018
lol..
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by computerglobal(m): 7:18am On Sep 30, 2018
sammirano:
Dem no well

Lol Dem no well
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Sharpshooota: 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
Religion remains one of the biggest problem of the country.. Aside thieving politicians

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by AlphaStyles(m): 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
How is this front page material?
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by phkka1(m): 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
There is no banking in heaven.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Mac2016(m): 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
This looks more of a continued conversation

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by folhenrry4flizzy(m): 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
Yes na. They had already sent most of their customers to heaven with their overcharged loan repayment.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:19am On Sep 30, 2018
Posted by an atheist.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:20am On Sep 30, 2018
Yet they only have one branch in the entire Ondo state.

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by MARKone(m): 7:21am On Sep 30, 2018
Tell the tell the Oga kpatakpata of FCMB to prepare now and meet God for further negotiations, he go ask "you and who"
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by blackmercyvelli(m): 7:22am On Sep 30, 2018
I those on that buying private jet will be there costumer ,lol
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Samsimple(m): 7:23am On Sep 30, 2018
this is wat weed can cause

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 30, 2018
Abeg what exactly person go dey do for heaven if its real Bow down and worship God all day forever

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