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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by enitey(f): 7:24am On Sep 30, 2018
NwaAmaikpe
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by lawrence35(m): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2018
Looks like a joke.....



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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Twoclans(f): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2018
Dry copy cats @ FCMB ,they should go and learn from sterling and Union bank handlers undecided

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by tete7000(m): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2018
it is simple, let them invest in charity. Jesus admonishes that we keep our treasures in heaven where moths and bugs cannot eat them, and the simple way to do that is to invest on charity. Money spent on well-being of others is money well spent.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Praktikals(m): 7:26am On Sep 30, 2018
Just when you think you ve heard it all, another odd news will just come up. If it is not from Kenya, it will be from Zimbabwe, or our very own darling Nigeria.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by redarrr(m): 7:28am On Sep 30, 2018
ow dey go carry money go d bank,which van wan try am
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by gGGODDd(m): 7:30am On Sep 30, 2018
Every sane mind knows it's mockery on stupidity of religion and its mentally enslaved followers.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Emycord: 7:34am On Sep 30, 2018
nigerian politicians will soon start keeping loot there
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Beedude(m): 7:34am On Sep 30, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager
A DEAD Branch Manager
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by lanre316: 7:35am On Sep 30, 2018
yeyerolling:
Abeg what exactly person go dey do for heaven if its real Bow down and worship God all day forever

That one na Christian heaven, na. Boring as hell. Come to Islamic heaven. Everlasting sxx with 72 beautiful girls supplied by the Almighty God himself.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by toprealman: 7:35am On Sep 30, 2018
Insensitive twit.....handler(s) should be sacked!
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by zezinando(m): 7:36am On Sep 30, 2018
eDoctorr:
The bank twitted.

Do ask God and let us know what he says. Tell him
we'd like to open a branch there for our customers
if there is one :-)
its non of my business, all I am happy about is that NwaAmaikpe is back
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:37am On Sep 30, 2018
lanre316:


That one na Christian heaven, na. Boring as hell. Come to Islamic heaven. Everlasting sxx with 72 beautiful girls supplied by the Almighty God himself.

Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:38am On Sep 30, 2018
yeyerolling:
Abeg what exactly person go dey do for heaven if its real Bow down and worship God all day forever

In Islam, we believed we enjoy forever. We will have wives, eat whatever we wish to eat at the immediate time we wish for it and many more. The least enjoyment in paradise is better than the entire superb enjoyment of this world. I prayed we make it to paradise oo.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by oyejideogunjumo: 7:39am On Sep 30, 2018
The beginning of the end.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by NwaliE01: 7:41am On Sep 30, 2018
chris20000:
I don't even understand what they wrote there.
Hey, I thought I am the only one oh grin grin grin
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by NwaliE01: 7:44am On Sep 30, 2018
What about politicians and some of their supporters that will not smell heaven? I guess they also need a branch in hell.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by otunde527: 7:45am On Sep 30, 2018
Funny
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Emmafe(m): 7:46am On Sep 30, 2018
Lol

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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Lexusgs430: 7:47am On Sep 30, 2018
Because they know gullible Nigerian's are suffering from religious system overdose...........
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by LANDLORD72: 7:48am On Sep 30, 2018
Why are you mocking things of God FCMB
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Mankosi: 7:53am On Sep 30, 2018
Do they think this is time for jokes?
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:54am On Sep 30, 2018
cheesy
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by BrokenCock: 7:55am On Sep 30, 2018
Wayo yeye bank
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Nobody: 7:55am On Sep 30, 2018
cheesy

Useless bank! I won't be surprised if they are taken over by 'Liquid Bank PLC' tomorrow.


Idiots!!!
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Gazzy88(m): 7:56am On Sep 30, 2018
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Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Evince(m): 8:20am On Sep 30, 2018
just like u believe in god that does not exist and u claim u love him so much, if say oya come and meet ur god u will shout god forbid so why do u so much love this non existing heaven.

its time u guys unlearn the olden days lies
MARKone:
Tell the tell the Oga kpatakpata of FCMB to prepare now and meet God for further negotiations, he go ask "you and who"
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Neoteny(m): 8:20am On Sep 30, 2018
This is tonally offensive to believers.

These banks are so unbelievably insensitive.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by Evince(m): 8:23am On Sep 30, 2018
good a thing it is just a mere believe not founded. as urself who even saw that heaven and who has been there b4. this human mind and nothing more. God story is scam and heave and hell are lies
hilario12:


In Islam, we believed we enjoy forever. We will have wives, eat whatever we wish to eat at the immediate time we wish for it and many more. The least enjoyment in paradise is better than the entire superb enjoyment of this world. I prayed we make it to paradise oo.
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by sexyanyabubakar(f): 8:27am On Sep 30, 2018
Sharpshooota:
Religion remains one of the biggest problem of the country.. Aside thieving politicians

Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by colossus91(m): 8:27am On Sep 30, 2018
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Who go be the branch manager
dagrin grin
Re: FCMB Wants To Open A Branch for Their Customers In Heaven by opribo(m): 8:37am On Sep 30, 2018
If this is the official twitter handle of the bank then I am kinda wondering which responsible bank jokes with sensitive words pertaining to religion and business.

Definitely, reveals the lack of depth of whoever is handling their social media desk. Wirh this type of publicity, discernible people can foretell the future of this type of institution. SMH for them.

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