the satanic sadist at aso is a gargantuan blunder!

Montana.
A ranch is an area of land, including various structures, given primarily to the practice of ranching, the practice of raising grazing livestock such as cattle or sheep for meat or wool. The word most often applies to livestock-raising operations in Mexico, the Western United States and Western Canada, though there are ranches in other areas. People who own or operate a ranch are called ranchers, cattlemen, or stockgrowers. Ranching is also a method used to raise less common livestock such as elk, American bison or even ostrich, emu, and alpaca.

Ranches generally consist of large areas, but may be of nearly any size. In the western United States, many ranches are a combination of privately owned land supplemented by grazing leases on land under the control of the federal Bureau of Land Management or the United States Forest Service. If the ranch includes arable or irrigated land, the ranch may also engage in a limited amount of farming, raising crops for feeding the animals, such as hay and feed grains.

Ranches that cater exclusively to tourists are called guest ranches or, colloquially, "dude ranches." Most working ranches do not cater to guests, though they may allow private hunters or outfitters onto their property to hunt native wildlife. However, in recent years, a few struggling smaller operations have added some dude ranch features, such as horseback rides, cattle drives or guided hunting, in an attempt to bring in additional income. Ranching is part of the iconography of the "Wild West" as seen in Western movies and rodeos.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch

PaChukwudi44:
I just hope none of these FG land are in the SE as it will be vehemently resisted.No grazing reserves has ever existed in the SE anor will ever exist.I shudder at this attempt by the FG to use our collective resources to advance the interest of provate business people

You should not call FG. This oppressive acts are all the handiwork of Buhari and not the FG

Roger3D:
See stupid and dumb reasoning. The FG has said it will use ITS OWN LAND to build the ranches on. It never said it was going to use the state government's land or your father's own for that matter and you are here quoting the land use act. Your argument would have held weight if the FG planned on forcing the states to give up land for the ranches. The FG owns land just like you and any other Fulani hater and is entitled to put it to use as it pleases. Did anyone tell your father that he cannot use his land as he pleases? Governments all over the country build shops and rent them to traders for a fee, how different is that from building ranches and renting them out? They are all business infrastructure. Or is it because it is to be rented out to the Fulani you love to hate? The FG also has the power to invest in any business venture as it deems fit. Lastly Mr man never you in your life forget that you are the 5 percent, you are nothing and can do nothing. Those ranches will be built, if the land belongs to your father, go and stop it

You are a daft dolt, with the brain whose I.Q is less than that of the Cow you phuck!
I am referring you to the Constitution of Nigeria (The Land Use Act which a Cow like you caanot read unless it is translated into Fulfulde) and you are here talking shyte like the Cow that you are?

Teh federal Govt DOES NOT OWN LAND.
If only you are not a cow-piss drinker Fulani, you will at least get access and read what the Land use Act says about how LAND IS ALLOCATED FOR FEDERAL GOVT USAGE.

You are too daft to differentiate and even appreciate how a Federal Structure work.

To even say the federal govt build 'shops' shows the typical, redundant Fulani mentality of "bring the Federal Allocation and share it" otherwise, youwill know that under under separation of powers, reponsibilities and roles are assigned to different tiers of Govt and building of Shops/Markets is basically a Local govt function but because of 'Corruption of the constitution' and unbriddled illiteracy like yours, States Govt "at times" venture into such activities.

Dont come here to spew you Fulani terrorist, herdsman ideology because you are not talking to oyur fellow Cows and Camels.
The Federal govt is not your father, not Buhari and cannot just do willy-nilly, its actiosn are governed by the Constitution and until the Constitution says "building shops" is the responsibility of a federal govt, you are just a a Ciw baying for dry grass to eat.

And before l forget, unless the 150% vote of Fulanis can re-elect Buhari, we will teach you some sense, come the 2019 election.
Go and ask Jonathan, when he was acting the way you are acting now, back then.
If you like, say the voters in Kano are fifty million, you will still sooner learn how democracy works.

PaChukwudi44:
I just hope none of these FG land are in the SE as it will be vehemently resisted.No grazing reserves has ever existed in the SE anor will ever exist.I shudder at this attempt by the FG to use our collective resources to advance the interest of provate business people

FG has lands in all state of the federation. But why would Buhari want to hand Federal Assets to private business owners?

Anyway, I trust SE Governors except the fool at Douglas House and Leach at Abakiliki. I can still remember vividly that Anambra State Governor once invoked the Land Use Act to revoke FG's access to one of it's land at Awka.

I know SE/SS can defend the incursion into South, but I am not sure if the sophisticated slaves would be able to hold their AOR for too long.

Roger3D:
Those ranches must be built regardless of what any idiot says. All these bastard wailers typing trash all over social media should ask themselves what solution they intend to proffer to solve the problem insead of hyperventilating all over the place. Come sef the land the FG intends to use does it belong to your fathers? Are the proposed ranches going to be established in your mother's state? If you feel unhappy about it go and stop its establishment if you have 16 heads lets see

It is easier said than done.No ranch will be built anywhere in the SE.It will never be allowed.Do not joke with the will of a determined people.I a sure you are quite familiar with what happened the last time the FG tried to move boko haram pisoners to ekwulobia federal prisons and how thye SE indigenes mobilized to ensure it never happened inspite of teh fact that the ekwulobia prisons was a federal property.Let them dare

Daboomb:


You are a daft dolt, with the brain whose I.Q is less than that of the Cow you phuck!
I am referring you to the Constitution of Nigeria (The Land Use Act which a Cow like you caanot read unless it is translated into Fulfulde) and you are here talking shyte like the Cow that you are?

Teh federal Govt DOES NOT OWN LAND.
If only you are not a cow-piss drinker Fulani, you will at least get access and read what the Land use Act says about how LAND IS ALLOCATED FOR FEDERAL GOVT USAGE.

You are too daft to differentiate and even appreciate how a Federal Structure work.

To even say the federal govt build 'shops' shows the typical, redundant Fulani mentality of "bring the Federal Allocation and share it" otherwise, youwill know that under under separation of powers, reponsibilities and roles are assigned to different tiers of Govt and building of Shops/Markets is basically a Local govt function but because of 'Corruption of the constitution' and unbriddled illiteracy like yours, States Govt "at times" venture into such activities.

Dont come here to spew you Fulani terrorist, herdsman ideology because you are not talking to oyur fellow Cows and Camels.
The Federal govt is not your father, not Buhari and cannot just do willy-nilly, its actiosn are governed by the Constitution and until the Constitution says "building shops" is the responsibility of a federal govt, you are just a a Ciw baying for dry grass to eat.

And before l forget, unless the 150% vote of Fulanis can re-elect Buhari, we will teach you some sense, come the 2019 election.
Go and ask Jonathan, when he was acting the way you are acting now, back then.
If you like, say the voters in Kano are fifty million, you will still sooner learn how democracy works.

The FG owns land you fool. Does the constitution forbid it from acquiring any? For example the land that the EFCC office is built on does it belong to your father? In your thick ibo skull you didn't read where the article said that the FG OWNED GRAZING RESEVERS WILL BE CONVERTED TO CATTLE RANCHES? It means the FG already owns the land.Or is the land for your grandfather. Very slow ibo boy you are. Look at this nonentity rant on social media About how he can stop those ranches from being built and how they will send Buhari out blah blah blah. You can do nothing but rant and wail. Those ranches will be built regardless. The day the first ranch goes into operation I will dig up this post and ask you what you did to stop it. You will cry again after next year's polls

PaChukwudi44:


It is easier said than done.No ranch will be built anywhere in the SE.It will never be allowed.Do not joke with the will of a determined people.I a sure you are quite familiar with what happened the last time the FG tried to move boko haram pisoners to ekwulobia federal prisons and how thye SE indigenes mobilized to ensure it never happened inspite of teh fact that the ekwulobia prisons was a federal property.Let them dare

If the FG owns land in your village and wants to build a cattle ranch there there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. Forget all this social media nonsense

Vote buhari out now or nigeria perish

I weep for my country. It is very obvious even to the blind that the Buhari govt has an evil agenda, a task of fulanization of the country, hence the desperation.
Our God will surely save the south from them

Roger3D:
[s]You are talking rubbish. Since when have Fulani herdsmen become killers? You mean the government cannot do as it pleases with its own land? Does the land going to be used belong to your father?Governments all over the country build market stalls for traders and rent them out and when the FG decides to do the same for herdsmen, you come online and spew trash simply because they are for the Fulani you so love to hate. Go and stop the ranches from being built by telling the FG what it can or cannot do with its land[/s]

Why are you making a noise

may God deliver us, Nigeria is now hell on earth. well, with time the public will stand for their right

Roger3D:
You are talking rubbish. Since when have Fulani herdsmen become killers? You mean the government cannot do as it pleases with its own land? Does the land going to be used belong to your father?Governments all over the country build market stalls for traders and rent them out and when the FG decides to do the same for herdsmen, you come online and spew trash simply because they are for the Fulani you so love to hate. Go and stop the ranches from being built by telling the FG what it can or cannot do with its land

nonsense

herding is a private business and it will remain so , and when the government of other countries help traders they help alllll traders of all sorts of businesses
these ranches would be built for the fulani , the Igbos and Yorubas herders wont be involved , so it's very tribalistic
and shut the fvck up about the FG land

the FG doesn't own sh!t

Roger3D:
See stupid and dumb reasoning. The FG has said it will use ITS OWN LAND to build the ranches on. It never said it was going to use the state government's land or your father's own for that matter and you are here quoting the land use act. Your argument would have held weight if the FG planned on forcing the states to give up land for the ranches. The FG owns land just like you and any other Fulani hater and is entitled to put it to use as it pleases. Did anyone tell your father that he cannot use his land as he pleases? Governments all over the country build shops and rent them to traders for a fee, how different is that from building ranches and renting them out? They are all business infrastructure. Or is it because it is to be rented out to the Fulani you love to hate? The FG also has the power to invest in any business venture as it deems fit. Lastly Mr man never you in your life forget that you are the 5 percent, you are nothing and can do nothing. Those ranches will be built, if the land belongs to your father, go and stop it

hahahaha this is why abok!s should not have phones

bigtt76:
Toh! Imagine setting up ranch at the abandoned federal Secretariat in Lagos or any other states of the federation

Hehehehe, l can imagine!

Let me reflect:
Ishyaku Daura, the chief herdsman for the President, alights at the Muritala mohammed International Airport from a Nigeria Air Boeing 777 Jet along with his 5,000 COWS.
There was an initial delay as some of the Cows were complaining of not being served any refeshment on the long route flight from Kano, via Sokoto, to lagos.

Once all the Cows cleared immigration, an Uber Trailer that was to convey Daura and his cows from the Airport to Federal Secretariat developed fault just some minutes into the journey. I was reliably informed that Daura had poured some Cow-piss into the vehicle's Fuel tank, saying Fulani herdsmen usually could get more mileage from such fuel and he swore by the NNPC Chief (Baru), that such mixture will soon overtake crude oil export on the international market.

Daura eventually decided that it was better to just herd his cattle through Ikeja, the Ikorodu Road axis and link the 3rd mainland bridge midway and straight to the Secretariat.
This did not go down well with Lagosians and LASTMA official who are already having a hectic time with the Lagos traffic.
They insisted these were Federal Cows, destined for Federal Lands and as such they are better-off maintianing their lanes on Federal Routes, going by the Colonial, Grazing Routes Map drawn by Lord Lugard which Buhari has just gazzetted into the new National Planning laws
.
Reasoning eventually prevailed and the federal Cows were consigned to the 3rd mainland bridge via Oshodi Epress road.
Ten minutes into the journey, one of Daura's Cow broke down as it was having two babies (Twins) right there before the Oshodi end of the Express.
LASEMA responded swiftly and LASAMBUS evacuated the Cow and her new babies to the nearest Federal Medical Centre (FMC) since they were "federal Cows" born on Federal Roads. Daura has ealier threatened to burn down the Lagos State teching Hospital if hsi Cows were taken to that Hospital, though it was closer to where the accident happened.

There was a Trailer accident 2km into the journey as some of Daura's Cow attacked a Trailer coming from ikorodu and conveying fodder to Obasanjo farms, thinking the fodders were meant for them!
The Trailer was completely devoured within 10minutes and the journey continued thereafter.

President Buhari is yet to comment on how he will compensate the farmer-owner of the consignment saying that it was a private business and the Farmer should have taken private insurance to mitigate against any possible loss.
Asked if the Cows were also insured, Buhari assured that as Federal Cows, they are covered by the Airforce and Army!

After a long and tortous journey on the 3rd Mainland, Daura's Cow eventually navigated their way to the Osbourne road where one of them knocked down a Honda SUV, after the Cow failed to observe a Red light,.... with the Herdsman saying the Green light meant for the SUV looked like a green bunch of grass and that was why the Cow rushed at it. The HErdsman said not much damage was recorded though the driver of the SUV died almost instantly.

At the Federal Secretariat itself, Male Cows were allocated to Block A, younger Calfs to Block B while the female Cows were consigned to the last Block C, to assure of their 'sapety'.

Reports reaching us says that the adjoining Federal Immigration Service and Passport Office will have to be scrapped to make more room for the Federal Cows, being Federal Parastatals themselves. Dodan barracks and the former State House are also pencilled down for conversion into Grazing Ranches to serve Cows owned by the current Minister of Interior, current IGP, current Army Chief and the recently sacked Director od DSS, Mr. Daura though space is still being sort for the Cows of the Chief of Air Staff.

President Buhari is expected to pay a State visit to the federal Secretariat as part of the Independence day activities.

Asked to comment on the influx of Federal Cows into the Centre of Lagos, Asiwaju Tinubu said it is a welcome development as it shows that Lagos and Aso Rock are on the same page and speak the same 'cow' language.
When asked to expantiate further, he quickly walked-off, muttering HayPissShit in low tones.

BTW,
Hay = What Cows eat
Piss = Cow urine
Sheit = Cow dung.

Roger3D:
The FG owns land you fool. Does the constitution forbid it from acquiring any? For example the land that the EFCC office is built on does it belong to your father? In your thick ibo skull you didn't read where the article said that the FG OWNED GRAZING RESEVERS WILL BE CONVERTED TO CATTLE RANCHES? It means the FG already owns the land.Or is the land for your grandfather. Very slow ibo boy you are. Look at this nonentity rant on social media About how he can stop those ranches from being built and how they will send Buhari out blah blah blah. You can do nothing but rant and wail. Those ranches will be built regardless. The day the first ranch goes into operation I will dig up this post and ask you what you did to stop it. You will cry again after next year's polls

The way you keep abusing your father, it is obvious you are one of the unfortunate Almanjiri kids that the last President built schools for ...but you should put the half education he gave you, to good use naa.

Like using it to help your lineage find their way back to were they came from, the Futa Jalon lands in Guinea Bissau.

Roger3D:
The FG owns land you fool. Does the constitution forbid it from acquiring any? For example the land that the EFCC office is built on does it belong to your father? In your thick ibo skull you didn't read where the article said that the FG OWNED GRAZING RESEVERS WILL BE CONVERTED TO CATTLE RANCHES? It means the FG already owns the land.Or is the land for your grandfather. Very slow ibo boy you are. Look at this nonentity rant on social media About how he can stop those ranches from being built and how they will send Buhari out blah blah blah. You can do nothing but rant and wail. Those ranches will be built regardless. The day the first ranch goes into operation I will dig up this post and ask you what you did to stop it. You will cry again after next year's polls

lol the grazing reservers are in which state?
u still don't get it the state government are the only people that can give FG land in their state and for a particular reason , and if they wanna change the use they contact the state government , or don't u know the meaning of C of O ? , it's called certificate of occupation that is u don't OWN the land u just occupy it

Roger3D:
You are talking rubbish. Since when have Fulani herdsmen become killers? You mean the government cannot do as it pleases with its own land? Does the land going to be used belong to your father?Governments all over the country build market stalls for traders and rent them out and when the FG decides to do the same for herdsmen, you come online and spew trash simply because they are for the Fulani you so love to hate. Go and stop the ranches from being built by telling the FG what it can or cannot do with its land

See as this zombie dey misyarn. Mstewww

Is this is another way of colonizing the country. I keep saying it... I tell everybody including my Father. The only problem we have in this country is SW. I'm Yoruba tho but I hate the way they dance to the tune of the Norths
Most especially the Muslims. If you know you know. PVC is not your power again. Get visa Japa. God bless me and God bless you.

Roger3D:
The FG can choose to build markets if it feels like, just like they build hospitals and schools. If the FG wants to build ranches is it your online rants that can stop it?

l am talking with an illiterate here

meolaniyi:
l am talking with an illiterate here

A very apt description of your father

ModsareChevres:
Where is FG land

FG has no land aside FCT.

Grazing reserves must remain in the north.

Google up Land USE act to clear your doubt.

Roger3D:
If the FG owns land in your village and wants to build a cattle ranch there there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. Forget all this social media nonsense

empty talk.Coe nd build ranch anywhere in the SE for those terrorists if your mama born you well

Francolad:
Is this is another way of colonizing the country. I keep saying it... I tell everybody including my Father. The only problem we have in this country is SW. I'm Yoruba tho but I hate the way they dance to the tune of the Norths
Most especially the Muslims. If you know you know. PVC is not your power again. Get visa Japa. God bless me and God bless you.

I am not here to defend Yoruba people or Igbo people and dont want to turn this to a tribal attack but HISTORY and FACTS shows that your assertion above is patently false.

The MAJOR problem are those who:

1.) Always act against the interest of Yorubas, when it makes sense or not, whether it is even at their own disadvantage.
Example: Any YORUBA CRIMINAL, is automatically a BESOTTED FRIEND OF IGBOS!
Is it that Igbos love criminals or they are just practicing the algebraic theory of "Enemy of my ENemy, is my Friend".
Examples of such is people like FFK, Fayose and other ostracised criminals form the South West.

2.) Those who are waiting for the S. West to make a mistake, politically or structurally, while baying for revenge.
Example: Igbos always support any party that is opposed to Yorubas or Yoruba interest, in all past elections.
e.g, Voted against UPN because it was lead by a South Westerner and side with the same Hausa/Fulani that is showing them Pepper now, in the Second Republic of NPN Vs. UPN. (They connived with the Fulanis of NPN, to elect Shagari and got a V.P position as a result).

3.) Those who always connive and sell-out to Northerners, just to punish the South West:
Of recent, Buhari, when sensing that the Yorubas may not vote for him in 2019, suddenly start dangling the possibility of a V.President Position ot the Igbos and you know what, they suddenly shfited from their support for Jonathan's PDP and all said they would vote Buhari in 2019!
The same Buhari all of them are castigating here, the same Buhari that wants to turn their towns and villages to Herdsmen Ranches and Boko Haram Centre, the same Buhari they well know is on a FULANISATION Jihad war on Nigerians

So, the real Problem is the hatred of Igbos for the South West and their 'political sabotage' of the South West and their unstable, sell-anything-for-money nature, when it comes to Politics.
Until the Igbos undertsand that their own future, lies in their collaboration with the South West, irrespective of the Biafran war of 1968, they will continue to be 3rd class citizens of Nigeria and even the Biafran cessesion will be a mirage (because l dont see a Northerner ever agreeing or voting for a Referendum for Biafra...unless the South West is co-opted by the Igbos, to support that aspiration.
But how will the same people you hate so much, sabotage at every opportunity and profess openly as your worst enemy, even more than the Northerners, support your own cause? )

Which comes first, the Chicken or the Egg?
The South West have their own problems too because they always act in their own self-interest, first and foremost, irrespective of how it affects others.

PaChukwudi44:

empty talk.Coe nd build ranch anywhere in the SE for those terrorists if your mama born you well

You and your cowardly dilector said worse before he ran away, the fact is those ranches will be built even on SE soil and their is nothing anyone can do about it, and If your mother gave birth to you well, try and stop it let's see. I will remind you of this post when the ranches are established sometime next year. Lol even 5% get mouth for Internet