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Two Italian Men by Labans(m): 3:20pm On Apr 06, 2007
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives, "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Re: Two Italian Men by iice(f): 3:33pm On Apr 06, 2007
grin grin grin grin have read this one before
Re: Two Italian Men by mohawkchic(f): 12:11am On Apr 08, 2007
*laffin over myself w/this one* this is awesome,love it,love it ,love it !
Re: Two Italian Men by dele9000(m): 1:15pm On Apr 08, 2007
lol,that was wicked,nice joke, lol

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