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afonjas only have mouth to make noise , thank God that the igbo guy beat him very well , to such extent that he forgot his afonjazzy cap , lesson- pride goes before a fall

AuroraB:

It was a scary experience, the way my legs were shaking as I stepped on the brake ehnnn!!

Maafi eshe yo gbogbo eyin e...:-@:-@:-@

gypsey:
Fake story, this fake stories are becoming too much on this Nairaland, this forum used be a place for informative and facsinating topics. now it's full with jargons and stupid stories


That position is not even were the brake is located in any car.

the Idiot who posted this Rubbish story, didn't even think some people on here have access to a vehicle.

You really have access to a vehicle, if you weren't blind you couldn't see she was stepping on the middle pedal. To form intelligence no hard na to prove am

Fierce11:
That's commendable from the driver... Never back down from a fight... In Jos here, some taxis did that welding stuff that a surbordinate brake would potrude from the front passenger sit.. That one na final war na! But driving without speeding, insulting and fighting no be driving na

Yea... Even when you re wrong? Typical Plateau person. Dats why d Fulani's re beating you pple blue nd black.

icogb:
Yea... Even when you re wrong? Typical Plateau person. Dats why d Fulani's re beating you pple blue nd black.

Haha.. An Igbo man is now plateau? Smh.
Fulanis who cowardly kill people in their sleep or when they are in church are beating plateau citizens.. Sense is in your front, but your amputated hands would not allow you to carry it

mrjaydee:
This your story no dey add up.. to understand the topic person ghaz use calculator.

Fierce11:

Haha.. An Igbo man is now plateau? Smh.
Fulanis who cowardly kill people in their sleep or when they are in church are beating plateau citizens.. Sense is in your front, but your amputated hands would not allow you to carry it

Wetin stop you from doin d same? Meanwhile indigenes nd non indigenes of Plateau bhave alike so no excuse.

A nigga once said:autojosh and lie

Yoruba's don't fight..they just shout wit their address.; ah! Emi? Omo Bode Thomas? 23 Shitta? Opposite Mr. Biggs,u 1st touch me

Yoruba's don't fight..they just shout wit their address.; ah! Emi? Omo Bode Thomas? 23 Shitta? Opposite Mr. Biggs,u 1st touch me


na you bash person car, na you still Waka go fight am.... ike di na ire ndi Yoruba

gypsey:
Fake story, this fake stories are becoming too much on this Nairaland, this forum used be a place for informative and facsinating topics. now it's full with jargons and stupid stories


That position is not even were the brake is located in any car.

the Idiot who posted this Rubbish story, didn't even think some people on here have access to a vehicle.

You are pessimist and a sadist which is a very bad state of mind.please try and find things that will give you joy.

mrjaydee:
This your story no dey add up.. to understand the topic person ghaz use calculator.

Lol. Funny

awoofawoo:
Ma lu gbogbo yin te was loke yen pa ni

Afi 'was' loke na.....

dasphinx1:


Afi 'was' loke na.....

lol auto-correct ke you were

awoofawoo:
lol auto-correct ke you were

Heheh!!!!

Driveress

Fierce11:
That's commendable from the driver... Never back down from a fight... In Jos here, some taxis did that welding stuff that a surbordinate brake would potrude from the front passenger sit.. That one na final war na! But driving without speeding, insulting and fighting no be driving na

In this our jos?

Many are coocoo few are roaming

tommyken:

You are pessimist and a sadist which is a very bad state of mind.please try and find things that will give you joy.

Thank you! it takes one to know one.

Abeg,

Make una leave me jorr.
Which kain story be dis??

Rex123:



You really have access to a vehicle, if you weren't blind you couldn't see she was stepping on the middle pedal. To form intelligence no hard na to prove am

Okay, now, go hit your head some were on a rock.

The Vehicles we drive over here have no middle pedal. that vehicle must be 100 years old then. .

gypsey:
Okay, now, go hit your head some were on a rock.

The Vehicles we drive over here have no middle pedal. that vehicle must be 100 years old then. .

Block head!
Instead of you admitting you are human and you made a mistake, trying to make a senseless joke out of it.

AutoJoshNG:



A lady on Twitter with the handle @chiefladyhur narrated here ordeal with a taxi driver in Lagos. She told a story of how the taxi driver made her depress the brake of the taxi from the passenger seat so he can step out and fight.

The taxi driver actually bashed the Toyota Camry in front of him but still went on to fight.

The lady’s narration was mostly in Yoruba language. If you don’t understand the language, we are here for you. We will give you the English interpretation after her story.

She wrote;


[center]Im tired of lagos. Driver scratched one toyota Camry badly and still challenged the man. Next thing driver said sisi mi Jo ba mi teh brake ki yi.. Maa no man yi pa.. He got down. For a moment I discovered so many lives are in my hands. Dear Lord.

Man was throwing blows and shouting at me.. Sisi mi jo Maa gbe ese kuro ni brakioooo…

Then faced the man wo aiye e maa baje leeni�

Everyone were actually scared tho.

The woman at my back was just shouting oluwa o..

Ta lo ni kin wo motor yi

My phone rang and she shouted Jo maa gbe phone o

What if soldier ant bin bite me?

Oluwa ooo�

The Camry guy beat my driver tho..

Beat am gan walai..

He even forgot to pick his native cap..

The woman that was at my back said

Enu nikan leni pelu gbogbo gragra ten shee. Won sha ti na yin. Ara yin ti Baale���������[/center]


English Interpretation of her story;

Okay y’all this was what happened in English.

This lady boarded a cab; the cab then hit a Toyota Camry badly and still challenged the owner.

Next thing the driver said was “my lady please help me press the brake”, saying he was going to beat the owner of the camry; then he got down .

For a moment she discovered so many lives were in her hand . The driver was throwing blows and shouting at the lady that she shouldn’t remove her leg from the brake. Then he continued with the owner of the Camry telling him that his life would be destroyed today.

Everyone was scared. The woman at the lady’s back was shouting God’s name, asking herself who asked her to enter this cab.The lady’s phone then rang, the woman panicking shouted please don’t pick up the call.

The lady started thinking what if Soldier ant should bite her. At last, the Camry guy beat up the cab man so bad He forgot to pick his native cap.

The woman at the lady’s back that was panicking then said referring to the cab man, that with all the energy he has infused in himself, he only has mouth to brag, and since they’ve beaten him now, he’s body is now calm.

https://autojosh.com/lady-narrates-driver-depress-brake-fight/

Very hilarious. Infact I shed a tear while laughing.

Rex123:


Block head!
Instead of you admitting you are human and you made a mistake, trying to make a senseless joke out of it.

I am guessing you have never heard of or come Across an Automatic vehicles then

Come to Kano, u go see worst, A driver once told me to help him match brake and some1 else hold d steering still as he went out to use his mouth to pump fuel inside cabrator.... When it come to public transport, Kano state is a no go area...