UjSizzle:

This is the worst joke in history. Seriously?! You clearly don't know your movies. Just say thrillers aren't your thing please.

Afam4eva:
Bring Back our Nollywood

The Nigerian cinema movies are Erykah boring and bland movies with Erykah Badu actors with quasi foreign accents and va va voom pictures. The movies of old were way better and just needed some technical touch.

UjSizzle:

This is the worst joke in history. Seriously?! You clearly don't know your movies. Just say thrillers aren't your thing please.

QueenAmanda:
Nollywood my foot

Genniez:
next time carry me infact we go watch till them beg us to comot.lol

obaataaokpaewu:
lol
I no dey Lagos

UjSizzle:


True. Old movies are way better.

SaintHilary:
Just like black panther... overrated
3k still paining me till tomorrow

tgmservice:

it seems you dont know movies the quiet place is the most stupid illogical movie ever

Genniez:
so sad .q.thanks tho

UjSizzle:
I'll keep this short and simple.


******


I couldn't decide if it was an action movie with the Robin Hoodesque theme, a comedy considering the cast, or a beauty parade for the same reason as the second. Or maybe it was all three.

The plot was bland and lacklustre, but the dialogue was interesting (no depth though).

I could spot one glaring faux pas in the movie and wondered how the director and editors missed it. It was so glaring I was appalled. P.S Falz was involved.

There were an array of fancy casts, but sadly, many of them had zero role to play and only further weakened an already weak plot. In fact it's safer to assume their presence was simply to make the movie look colourful. Some scenes appeared unnecessary and were likely included to make the movie move beyond the 1hr 30mins mark. I didn't get the point of them at all.

The only things the movie had going for it were the presence of a very fine cast, comedians/funny humans and fancy wardrobe choice. Cinematography was decent although the camera angles in the fight scenes and gun shots were puke inducing. The sound was clear and not characterised by that irritating thing common with nollywood where the background soundtrack drowns or significantly interferes with the dialogue (Wedding Party was guilty of this, too).

If you're expecting suspense I advise you go watch "A Quiet Place" or "A Simple Favour". This movie doesn't provide any of that as most of the scenes could be predicted, except perhaps towards the end and even that would be disappointing for movie buffs who have spent years bingeing Hollywood

You'll laugh a lot and not be bored to sleep, that's a given. But it isn't a movie you'd consider seeing a second time-- especially not in a cinema-- and there were no fantastic, awe-inducing moments in it.


Verdict:
5/10


P.S. Ramsey Nuoah looked like fine wine



Seen it, what do you think?



Matured, succinct, unbiased review. Thumbs up lady. I think I will like you already. *winks"

Culin:
We don't even have a cinema where I could watch in this town but I already predicted it was just going to be one of those over hyped high-budget films.

Afam4eva:

I'm surprised you were able to even read what i wrote.I don't know how Erykah Badu found its way into my answer. This auto-correct Sef.

kingthreat:


How dare you call A Quiet Place illogical. It is a creative concept of Aliens and sound. It blended well through relationships and in the quest to find a solution. Please don't diss that movie in the midst of movie reviewers and fanatics. They would say unsavory things to you

tgmservice:
when it comes to movies you cant stand, ok i give it to you quiet place may have some suspense but plot wise it made no sense it was just overhyped

Miggs:

The movie was also incredibly short because it lacked a genuine plot."A quiet place" is a poor mans' version of M.Night.Shyamalan 2002 movie called Signs

obaataaokpaewu:
your dp, what does it mean? The price tags and the daily amount beside

SaintHilary:
Just like black panther... overrated 3k still paining me till tomorrow