1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as you can and then start dancing
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
16. Stick cherrys on yer nose and run around acting like a clown.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
25. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
26.fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times and on the 6th time go 2 get i it and say mom/dad the waters cold
27. wear a t-shirt pointing at one of your parents saying i'm with stupid people!
28. In a Supermarket yell at everything you see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!"
29. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
30. claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends!
31. have a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket and sit cross legged, arms folded in the middle of the floor so that you embarrass your mom/dad



I'll be dead meat if i tried half of these things w/ my parents 

Can i have some oxygen.... I'm laughing too hard!!!

If you r ready to die.. Try that. Especially number 15. Infact go and yell that at an Owanbe Nigerian party.. your mama will kill you!

I can do number 7.. i sorta kind of did it before.. but i knew my dad was awake. I didnt like go in and woke him up. If i do most of those stuffs.. i'll not be embarrasing my parents.. i'll embarass myself too.

The rest are Hilarious!

U can try some of those but not in a country like Nigeria!

hmmmmmm.........waiting

That's so damn funny...Xpecially no 15!

hmmm, wow!!!
i dont really understand d No.15 sha o

Oh my God i can't imagine all this did they come out from ur head   my parents will bury me alive if i did half of this and i'll kill my kids if they did any of this

can't stop giggling

i would get killed to for most of this stuff but who in the world would try it i will maybe do a few thoouh

i can do number 1.mind u, u cant do something like number 15 in dis country i can tell u u will be a dead meat.

I 'm sorry but i'd have 2 report this site
4 advocating suicide

funny stuffs yeah,

Yeah those ideas will work if you where conceived, born and raised outside of Nigeria,
If I tried a quarter of the stuffs on that list, I'll be dead, even at my age

Like Ch!z said, you are advocating suicide,

My butt still hurts from years of serious child abuse (flogging) for doing stuffs that where not half as insane as what you are suggesting,

WARNING; NIGERIAN KIDS< DO NOT TRY ANY OF THESE STUFFS AT HOME, EXCEPT YOU WANT TO DIE

hahahahah, lol, cos my dad can pound me in a mortal if i disgrace him like that in public, and about the i hear dead people one, easy, just use broom beat the witch commot from my bodi, lol

I'm so sorry that you fell into the hands of bad parents, but many Nigerian parents are surprisingly reasonable.

bad parents , no way, my parents rock, itz just not our lifestyle to act stupid and like a lunatic like that, thy will set u straight

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

If I get sacked for laughing, you guys will get me another job o

wat kind of job will get u sacked 4 lauging?

Dont get it twisted, I never had bad parents, I was a real hot head when i was young and like most Nigerian parents they believed in spare the rod and spoil the child, (I thought this was supposed to be a metaphor, I guess not),

They brutalised me with love,

9ja parents show their love in a very weird way,

Parents that show their love in a wrong way are bad parents. If you don't accept this, you would do the same.

The beating gave me the life I'm living today, And its a good life  (most of he bois I use to roll with aint living as good as i am today)

I dont mean to sound proud, But I'm doing better than most of my peers,  And my life is on a good path so far

My parents loved me, despite the incessant ass kicking (as a child I hated it, In fact I hated my mum, but I'm closer to her than I am to my dad), call it tough love, but hells if my kids deserve the same kind of love, you bet ur ass they will get it,

Atleast I'm a living example that ass whooping can change your life

Seun:

Parents that show their love in a wrong way are bad parents. If you don't accept this, you would do the same.

ehen. . . . bros which one u dey curse hw parents put nau, u mean if u disgrace ur parents like that, they wont smack u or something, letz picture u as a kid here 4 a while

kai, dont do any

lol, you can try all these on the April fool's day. . And U will regret then that u ever did.

well i should have done dat wen i was younger

If I should do any of those things mentioned, my mother would take me to church for deliverance(40 days and 40 nights) coupled with fasting . I guess its my loss not theirs

Why should you want to annoy your parents when The Holy Bible has instructed us to honor them?

Ndipe:

Why should you want to annoy your parents when The Holy Bible has instructed us to honor them?

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He cant read well.

ill do dat to my parent they will just smile and pat me on the head. son ure doing well

terrible if you ask me

i never asked you