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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by kyaagbanairaland(m): 1:37pm On Oct 21, 2018
I don't want to see my prestigious University of Jos involve herself in this fuckery.
This is so embarrassing of our youths, the so called tomorrow's leaders.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy: 1:38pm On Oct 21, 2018
PapaAdanna:


No vex oo, you don get admission ni?

I be uniben final yr engineering student electrical to be precise oga talk make I blast ur sch mama mama.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Edoziesmart(m): 1:39pm On Oct 21, 2018
But to be candid in my word, i prefer ABSU to MOUAU. The later is a glorified secondary school that turns to federal uni of Agric.
MOUAU that a graduate cannot write a simple later writing is that one school.

N/B: I didn't graduate from any of the schools above.
ABSU uturu is the best university in Abia state. Argue with your keyboard.

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Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy: 1:40pm On Oct 21, 2018
cbngov01:

Who is dis one? When we check npw na TASUED u go....#Proudly ABSU
my school name too big to tell u.
if Absu na sch den PRESTIGIOUS UNIBEN which is my sch na wetin?
no let me blast ur absu abi na wetin u call dis advanced sec sch name self?
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy: 1:44pm On Oct 21, 2018
busterr:


It's obvious you don't know anything lmao.
tell me ur SCH lemi educate u
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy: 1:45pm On Oct 21, 2018
Ojukwubucket:
We know dem...you we don't know... It's time to leave ur village ..oh?
U mean d advanced sec sch na village e dey abi?
because me na lag base so some things wey dey happen for village no dey reach here
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by tokrizy: 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2018
fergie001:

Why it is strange to you is because of the naming and renaming of our institutions.........
MOUAU....used to be the Federal University of Agriculture,Umudike.......just like funaab,until 2000 when OBJ renamed it,so would you call funaab an advanced secondary school?
It sure is a 3rd generation University,like its counterparts,funaab and Fed Univ of Agric, Makurdi....but it is not where you enter with 100 please........ ABSU you can enter if you know a councillor,just like most state universities in the Country ....but Umudike,no way.....


advanced sec sch still.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by jantofubu(m): 1:47pm On Oct 21, 2018
Lol... Killer punchlines everywhere
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by crunchyg: 2:13pm On Oct 21, 2018
filleSouriante:
Miss okpa di oku got me rotfl grin grin grin
Its like you like okpa well well
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by MAJORBANKZ(m): 2:20pm On Oct 21, 2018
MOUAU and ABSU are incommesurable the former is better than the later.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by fergie001: 2:43pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


advanced sec sch still.
No p,Agreed it's not like uniben....agreed
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by evandez(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2018
chio!!!! this pple Don murder my school #MOUAU it's well you guys will hear from us, matter of fact, is not all about the school, is all about you.
if you decide not to a waste in waste you can be up cycled...
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by NwaliE01: 4:06pm On Oct 21, 2018
IamD18:
Two mumu schools trying to belong.

Like Seriously, Schools wey be like brigade camps!!!
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by filleSouriante(f): 5:20pm On Oct 21, 2018
crunchyg:

Its like you like okpa well well

Not really. The insult is just savage grin grin Do u hate Okpa? cool cool
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by crunchyg: 5:27pm On Oct 21, 2018
filleSouriante:


Not really. The insult is just savage grin grin Do u hate Okpa? cool cool
I don't really like it that much , but I think I won't mind eating the one prepared by a pretty lady like you
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by Ojukwubucket(m): 5:41pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


U mean d advanced sec sch na village e dey abi?

because me na lag base so some things wey dey happen for village no dey reach here
Village boys plenty for Lagos na
U dey Lagos and u no know ABSU?...go back to ogbomosho grin
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by busterr(m): 6:42pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


tell me ur SCH lemi educate u

With the way you construct your sentence, Maybe you should ask your school for a refund of your school fees? Something is quite obvious, and I wouldn't wanna mention it.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by prospii(m): 6:53pm On Oct 21, 2018
Pronouncing MOUAU makes one sound like cow.
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by yelei(m): 8:55pm On Oct 21, 2018
I laugh sha
Re: ABSU vs MOUAU: Hilarious Tweets!! ! by cbngov01(m): 7:45am On Oct 22, 2018
tokrizy:


my school name too big to tell u.

if Absu na sch den PRESTIGIOUS UNIBEN which is my sch na wetin?

no let me blast ur absu abi na wetin u call dis advanced sec sch name self?

Lemme run cos i dont trust u with my E-life grin grin grin grin grin grin...na una

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