adrianic:

opoks,

thank u for asking about tolagbaju .

at this stage ehn,the guys info is sure to come in handy.

at least we will be told something like "i spoke to an uncle of mine who is a senior manager at NLNG in the Risks and loans department".

at least dt is an identifiable person.

all these "there are strong indications""i heard" etc na tabloid gist be dt and until we get something to d contrary,like Thomas in the Bible, i refuse to believe

TOLAGBAJUUU EEEEEEE! WHERE ART THOU IN THESE TRYING TIMES? as opoks asked "dost thou retire to thine village to seek respite as the o'clock of liberation approaches? all na conjecture like adriano yarn till we begin get the real deal. My prayer is that LNG should not kall u inside any oda bank than GTB (smiles ), abi opoks, adrian, wetin una feel lol

kuwena:

I better go home and lick my wounds. But there is hope.

'At night there are tears, but joy comes with dawn' (Cf the Psalms NJB).

Bye, Adrian, Opokonwa, Jill, Kenosky; everyone.

thanx bro   but u been no yarn us say u wound before na !!! I for just send down First Aid Kit to u. "Sorrow  may last for a nite but Joy cometh in the morning" ,  True talk bro

sunday2007:

GUYS i have got an amazing laptop for sale here

hp pavillion dv6000 [brand new]

Features abound

2.16-GHz Core 2 Duo T7400 processor (the star attraction)
1.0 gb Ram
170GB harddisk (diff between this & review)
15.4inch monitor
remote control ,
802.11a/b/g Wi-Fi
a 5-in-1 media card reader
two headphone jacks (ideal for sharing a DVD movie)
a built-in 1.3-megapixel webcam.
our test configuration included 1GB of RAM
DVD-ROM/CD-RW combo drive.

This six-pound notebook features a 15.4-inch widescreen LCD

with a comfortable 1280 x 800-pixel native resolution

Battery life was a respectable 3 hours and 39 minutes.

So for consumers and business users looking for a fast laptop,

the HP Pavilion dv6000t fits the bill.

read reviews

http://www.laptopmag.com/Review/HP-Pavilion-dv6000t.ht

m

180k (asking price)
serious buyers only
08055463633

u with that share solicitor, i no even know who b more of a desperate salesman !!! So u want us to use our 1st salary to buy your 180K "six pound notebook" Anoda desperado is let loose on us , its 5am, salesman Sunday, i suggest u come back around 6pm today to c what the hawks would av done to your posts (u and your serious buyers)   i promise u, your laptop wont b worth half pound by that tyme , 

uche7869:


Everybody, ,Oct 3rd, was the birthday of this thread sort of, it was in the thursday guardian of that day last year that d 1st advert for this NLNG job came out, Like someone said Chevron and Mobil have finished and handed letters to successful candidates, maybe we should find a way of getting the attention of the HR Dept of NLNG to this thread so they know they are laggin behind in their duties, KUwena, ,Oponks, ,Adrianic et al, wetin una think??

We go buy 'cake' for this thread!

A candidate I know said she was gonna give them a call today to ask 'what'a gwan?!!! '

uche7869:


OOOPOKONWA, I TOLD You I KNOW You!!!!!!I ALSO DID MY ASSESSMENT ON THE 10TH, IF IM NOT MISTAKEN WE ARGUED ABT NIGERIANS AND RAISING CAPITAL OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT, You WERE WEARIN A GREY DESIGNER SUIT,

[color=#990000]Thank God you call am 'designer suit' 'cause I for punch you face if you had not acknowledged that _{Bros you know me no be small o!}

uche7869 link=topic=48041.msg1557622#msg1557622 date=1191517591:

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TALL, ,FAIR, AND VERY SURE OF URSELF, IFTHATS You THEN You REALLY WORK AT GLO COS You TOLD US THAT DAY You HAD TO LIE TO UR BOSS AND SWITCH OFF UR FONE, You WIA CANDIDATE B SOMETHIN, You R IBO, AM I RYT?

Bros e don do! _{You wan strip be naked!}

I no 'gbadu' your 'expositions' o! _{I be 'TuFace Idibia'!}

Meanwhile I no know you o! _{unless you be one tall, fair, quiet guy wey been dey waka like 'Mr. Solo' o!}

uche7869:


Meanwhile here's exclusive news for members of this thread, BG Group and BP(British petroleum )_are currently recruiting graduates worldwide, check out the sites and apply:www.bg-gropu.com and www.bp.com,

Brothers dis one na job o!

Brother God bless you o! _{another 'Tolagbaju' in the making?!}

Brothers wetin una think? _{We go apply for am with 'left-hand' . . .} ^{while we wait for NLNG with 'right' hand!}

_{Talk about PLAN 'B's, PLAN 'C's and PLAN 'D's?} ^{THIS WORLD NA STRATEGY O!}

NO LOSS! _{I MUSTu! CHECK AM OUTu! TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!} ^{MAYBE WE GO EVEN EXTEND THIS THREAD TO THEM 'BG' AND 'BP' GROUP.}

_{WETIN UNA THINK?!}

uche7869:


@Opokonwa, I agree with u totally about the banks, even if na goliath be security there, if NLNG calls make i no answer?i think they should all take a que from GTB,

Bros you don become fellow preacher?!

uche7869:


"Hey guys, keep your eyes and ears open, contact your inside sources and your postal address' because there are strong indications the letters are out and if You made it ,anytime so soon it will be at your doorstep - this is pretty reliable." from @izi-n-bizi, ok now i think this may have some element of truth,

Yeah! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!! Yeah!!!! Yeah!!!!! _{no longer in the realm of conjectures!}

kuwena:

I don't feel happy today. I have a terrible headache, and a 'dark night of the soul' is descending on me. But I remember when I was still an undergraduate in my first year. I had a certain cousin; she is a wise girl, and her name is Uchechi. Sometimes I used to go to her when I was sad or frustrated. She would sing this song to me:

Whether you dey first year, or you dey final year, e go beta-o, ooo (2ce)
E go beta-o ooo
E go beta-o ooo chei!
E go beta-o ooo (2ce)

And now, I sing the same song to us, all of us

Whether letter come, or letter never come, e go beta-o, ooo (2ce)
E go beta-o ooo
E go beta-o ooo chei!
E go beta-o ooo (2ce)

Because 'e don mark say we go make am; Baba God don sign am say we go rule am-o; na wa destiny, make them no think am.'

Amen.

Let us pray for one another.

what if I'm not even on the NLNG train?

I be guy wey dey think back and forth and imagine all possibilities.

these thoughts are bound to come.

and in my opinion, they must be considered.

I'm from Anambra state and I know say as my 'peeps' dey hussle for 'pepper', dem sabi hussle for 'book' and 'job' no be small!

What if my destiny lies elsewhere?

anyone I talk to believe I am a candidate worthy of NLNG.

and you know what it is?

LET THEM BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rather 'die' with my eyes open 'in this case' than die 21 times before my time!

wish I have tried.

person would have been crying by now.

Look NLNG in the eye and damn them.

At the end of the day, we may be able to say; we came, we saw and we conquered!

If we moved on, we moved on to better placez, better lives, better destinies!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD!

I bought you a 'cake'?

THIS POST IS MY CAKE.

sunday2007:

GUYS i have got an amazing laptop for sale here

hp pavillion dv6000 [brand new]

Features abound

2.16-GHz Core 2 Duo T7400 processor (the star attraction)
1.0 gb Ram
170GB harddisk (diff between this & review)
15.4inch monitor
remote control ,
802.11a/b/g Wi-Fi
a 5-in-1 media card reader
two headphone jacks (ideal for sharing a DVD movie)
a built-in 1.3-megapixel webcam.
our test configuration included 1GB of RAM
DVD-ROM/CD-RW combo drive.

This six-pound notebook features a 15.4-inch widescreen LCD

with a comfortable 1280 x 800-pixel native resolution

Battery life was a respectable 3 hours and 39 minutes.

So for consumers and business users looking for a fast laptop,

the HP Pavilion dv6000t fits the bill.

read reviews

http://www.laptopmag.com/Review/HP-Pavilion-dv6000t.ht

m

180k (asking price)
serious buyers only
08055463633

I wonder when Nigerians will learn that you need to build a 'relationship' before selling 'a pinch of salt'.

except that 'pinch of salt' becomes a 'necessity' and in this case, it is not!

I wonder when people would understand the difference between being 'rude' and being 'stupid'?

jalo:


SO GUYS,I AV ONE WISH TO MAKE,WILL THIS THREAD CONTINUE AFTER ALL DIS BROUHAHA ABT NLNG?

That's a 'million dollar' question.

jalo:

regular contributor bt my day is never complete witout reading submissions from kuwena and his fantastic four(kuwena,adrianic,opoks and kenosky),

FANTASTIC FOUR!

a labour of love.

and we make a Great team!

jalo:


KUWENA AND CO,You GUYS CAN MAKE HOME VIDEO FROM DIS THREAD OOO,ABI?I BET You THAT IT WILL SPREAD LIKE WILD FIRE AND SELL LIKE GLO CARD ABI?


ALL D BEST DUDE AND PLS KUWENA THINK ABT IT COS I WILL LIKE IT TO BE MY FIRST DEBUT IN NIGERIA HOME VIDEO SCENE,

Once you can find a 'very creative' film director that could make out something 'fantastic', I would love the money.

jalo:

NA GLO DEY PAY MY MONEY.

_{SPARTANS! AHOO! AHOO!! AHOO!!}

pak:

Well Sorry for just bursting into this thread like a Lagos danfo driver trying to change lanes but bros I culdnt help it.
Just got a little gist
I was at the last feast/interview called NLNG assessment center.
Actually my job is quite hectic , so I really don't have time to bother about the NLNG thing during the daytime.
So it didnt really come as a surprise when NLNG thoughts paid me a visit in my dreams, and trust dreams it was really awkward.
Well what happend (in the dream) was that we were at a setting that looked much like the assessment centre but more jovial this time around and I somehow knew (the way you always know things in dreams) that it was connected wit NLNG abd some of their staff were even there.
Anyway while movin around the hall, I came to a table and lo and behold, somebody carelessly 4got our assessments scores on the table, well I smartly tried to quickly check 4 ma scores.
In the 1st score I saw, wel I had a relatively high mark, one invigilator scored me 80% and the other 85%, it was a bar chart thing and my bar just towered above that of those around me but that was as good as it got.
the score for the nxt assesment i checkd didnt look too splendid, I think i had 25% from one inviligator and 50% from the second and I had a feelin that it was the scores for the personality interview. It was really funny, while trying to check the third assesment score, I saw one NLNG staff approachin so I did a Ben Johnson. and that was it.
Anyway, On a motivational note, I'll like to say keep the faith guys, God is still on the throne and is plans for our lives still dey tight.
And for those who might be curious about checkin their test scores, just drop your name and state of origin on this thread, I'l try my best to go back to that same dream one of these days and check it up for u without being caught

Well Joseph the Dreamer! , your dream is as good as it can get!

I don't need you to check my scores for me!

and welcome to 'Club Winners'

_{If I may ask, which kain job you dey do sef?}

adrianic:

opoks,

another kolo is born.

this pak abi na pakistan is sure to be a crazy fella.

I wonder where im dey since?

Which incubator?!

Kenosky!!! We don find your long lost siamese-twin brother o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, the both of you can live happily ever after!

Joseph the Dreamer!

adrianic:

i must even recollect the fact that ehido(when he was a regular poster) told us that the earliest time we are likely to start work with these guys will be january.

i remember us ' binding him in the name of Jesus" basically because we were not interested in anybody telling us anything other dn what our minds were set to believe.

whether im get prophetic 'third eye'.

I told you so!

Bros, you should have stuck to your prophecy, like a 'man'.

adrianic:

guys,

yesterday was a beautiful day.

u were adrian and not mappy shey

after choir practice which was wonderful,i went home and decided to give opoks a big surprise.

na wa o, in addition to being fluid as a writer , mastering the chinese chin chun language , u mean to say u also b choir boy?? but did u surprise him (ddnt tink he could b surprised o )

so picking up my phone i decided to give him a call.
opoks is a bomb waiting to explode

.

u no sabi b4?

we spoke for over an hour 30 mins.it was a beautiful period to savour.we shared our hopes and aspirations and indeed our dreams.

JOSEPHists!!!

and then i new nlng had dynamites invading them soon.with the level of talents on this thread ,they have a new generation coming.

u no lie at all!!!

after my discussion with opoks,i understood better why nlng was taking its time.these guys really want the best irrespective of the quota system.

NLNG dey 4 quandary!!! , no b lie!!!

opoks it was really nice talking to u.now i know,u are a great man

tommyex:

KENOSKY
i have always recieved my letters on saturday evenings sha,so that SOJI URSELF YAB SHOULD BE REVERSED OO.
When no be say i dull,Mail companies work everyday of the week now.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Watch out r Adebayor n Arsenal on sunday,time-12noon