(I) He is usually a southern Nigerian

(2) He will tell anyone who cares to listen that the sun shines out of Buhari's backside and that Buhari is the best thing since sliced bread

(3) He will be very concerned about Southern Nigeria carrying Northern Nigeria along in all things, but will not care if the North is doing the same for the South

(4) Any talk of restructuring or separation is treason and terrorism for him.

(5) He will be very happy that an unarmed Southern group like IPOB, who killed nobody, is attacked by the military and proscribed as a terrorist group. You will never see him open his mouth against armed Northern groups killing people everyday such as the killer Herdsmen.

(6) For him, it always 'North first, 'South second'

(7) For him, 'One Nigeria' only exists as long as the North wants it to

fits the description of an Afonja Zombie.