MrPresident1:


My brother Martinez19, why are you crying?

A problem shared is half solved

Chairman, I hailooo.... When is the next Jesus coming date?

MrPresident1:


https://www.nairaland.com/3504125/jesus-coming-soon-thread-faithful

The prophecies in this thread are very fresh. Hahn, read, read the whole thread, and see your IQ rise from the dead

Don't you have any shame? Don't you get tired of this nonsense?

Chai, religion has really brainwashed you that you can't think straight

However I like your spirit. When you are ready to start a church let me know so I can invest and be a shareholder. I need tithe and offering money in my life and you are a natural for lying. Your lack of shame is also a plus

hahn:


Don't you have any shame? Don't you get tired of this nonsense?

Chai, religion has really brainwashed you that you can't think straight

However I like your spirit. When you are ready to start a church let me know so I can invest and be a shareholder. I need tithe and offering money in my life and you are a natural for lying. Your lack of shame is also a plus

How can he get tired when he has steady bible fellowersheeps who will wait on him to give any bible interpretation whenever he likes... He has customers, the ministry must be sustained with prophecies, no matter how meaningless.

frank317:


How can he get tired when he has steady bible fellowersheeps who will wait on him to give any bible interpretation whenever he likes... He has customers, the ministry must be sustained with prophecies, no matter how meaningless.

frank317:


How can he get tired when he has steady bible fellowersheeps who will wait on him to give any bible interpretation whenever he likes... He has customers, the ministry must be sustained with prophecies, no matter how meaningless.

hahn:


Don't you have any shame? Don't you get tired of this nonsense?

Chai, religion has really brainwashed you that you can't think straight

However I like your spirit. When you are ready to start a church let me know so I can invest and be a shareholder. I need tithe and offering money in my life and you are a natural for lying. Your lack of shame is also a plus

Come to the winning side

frank317:


Chairman, I hailooo.... When is the next Jesus coming date?

We will celebrate Christmas with Jesus

johnydon22:


Let's play your little game.

Define Criminal?

You no get dictionary for your house ne? Let's educate you
I got the meaning from Google. You don't have Google on your phone? Is your phone android or java?

criminal

/ˈkrɪmɪn(ə)l/

noun

1.

a person who has committed a crime.

"these men are dangerous criminals"

synonyms:lawbreaker, offender, villain, delinquent, malefactor, culprit, wrongdoer, transgressor, sinner;More

adjective

1.

relating to crime.

"they are charged with conspiracy to commit criminal damage"

synonyms:unlawful, illegal, against the law, illicit, illegitimate, lawbreaking, lawless, felonious, delinquent,culpable, villainous, nefarious, corrupt, fraudulent; More

2.

INFORMAL

(of an action or situation) deplorable and shocking.

"he may never fulfil his potential, and that would be a criminal waste"

synonyms:deplorable, preposterous, shameful, reprehensible, disgraceful, inexcusable, unforgivable,unpardonable, unacceptable; More

CAPSLOCKED:
THIS MAN SHOULD BE RELEASED FROM POLICE CUSTODY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE JUST LIKE FATHER ABRAHAM, SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS KILLING HIS CHILD BECAUSE A CERTAIN VOICE TELLS HIM TO DO SO IS SOMEONE THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD ADMIRE AND FOLLOW.

I am not sure Father Abraham is an inspiration for our constitutional dictates, so the man is fucccked and rightly so.

MrPresident1:


You no get dictionary for your house ne? Let's educate you
I got the meaning from Google. You don't have Google on your phone? Is your phone android or java?

criminal

/ˈkrɪmɪn(ə)l/

noun

1.

a person who has committed a crime.

"these men are dangerous criminals"

synonyms:lawbreaker, offender, villain, delinquent, malefactor, culprit, wrongdoer, transgressor, sinner;More

adjective

1.

relating to crime.

"they are charged with conspiracy to commit criminal damage"

synonyms:unlawful, illegal, against the law, illicit, illegitimate, lawbreaking, lawless, felonious, delinquent,culpable, villainous, nefarious, corrupt, fraudulent; More

2.

INFORMAL

(of an action or situation) deplorable and shocking.

"he may never fulfil his potential, and that would be a criminal waste"

synonyms:deplorable, preposterous, shameful, reprehensible, disgraceful, inexcusable, unforgivable,unpardonable, unacceptable; More

So, which of these definition are we working with here?

MrPresident1:


We will celebrate Christmas with Jesus

That'd be fun. I don't mind, really.

johnydon22:
That'd be fun. I don't mind, really.

You signature says ''the cosmos is a miracle'', you wanna elucidate?

MrPresident1:


Come to the winning side

Make I PM you ni? I have an idea we can use to scam all these Christian mugus o and I believe in your talent for unrepentant lies. In fact I think you are the best

frank317:


How can he get tired when he has steady bible fellowersheeps who will wait on him to give any bible interpretation whenever he likes... He has customers, the ministry must be sustained with prophecies, no matter how meaningless.

I need this tithe and offering money. For real

hahn:


Make I PM you ni? I have an idea we can use to scam all these Christian mugus o and I believe in your talent for unrepentant lies. In fact I think you are the best

If you see Jesus you will sh!t in your pants

MrPresident1:


If you see Jesus you will sh!t in your pants

Send a selfie of you and Jesus together make I see. E don tey wey I enter toiler sef

MrPresident1:


We will celebrate Christmas with Jesus

Is Jesus Cong to town?

johnydon22:


Intent is the key.

He intended to. The only difference here is; God didn't stop our Nigerian Abraham

Even if he actually did, who is to demand any explanation from? He created man, if he wants to eat up all humans on earth who can ask him why?

For Heaven and Earth and everything in them belongs to Him. He created everything for Himself.

He sets up Kingdoms and Overthrows empires. He rules in army of heaven and among the inhabitants of the earth and no man can say to Him, 'What doesth thou'.

If e too pain you, try slapping him.

Anas09:

Even if he actually did, who is to demand any explanation from? He created man, if he wants to eat up all humans on earth who can ask him why?

For Heaven and Earth and everything in them belongs to Him. He created everything for Himself.

He sets up Kingdoms and Overthrows empires. He rules in army of heaven and among the inhabitants of the earth and no man can say to Him, 'What doesth thou'.

If e too pain you, try slapping him.

The whole point of the thread just flew right over your head. Lol

johnydon22:


The whole point of the thread just flew right over your head. Lol

The whole point of the thread is revile Jehovah and i say to you that, even if that was the case, you cannot do jack.

Anas09:

The whole point of the thread is revile Jehovah and i say to you that, even if that was the case, you cannot do jack.

LOL No that wasn't the point.

The point was the hypocrisy of excuses and the tendency of religious people to glorify the abhorrent.