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Golden Facts You Dont Know by goldensaturday66(m): 9:23am On Dec 01, 2018
1)you no go even knw were Jesus cum from neither aknwledge it until d day yu receive shockin news ''hello yur mama fr Villa don die o'' ....you- ''JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH''. �
2)yu wey talk say dat girl lik yur p***s mah broad dnt b decieved she loves yur moni buh tru yur p***s, person wey wan get hot water no go pour water inside fire but na pot eim go use boil am,in other words yur p***s na her ATM! �
3)yu wont knw hw to humble an arrogant man until he looses his ₦1MN n gets a call frm d finder '''kikiKi, I hv found yur moni'' den further negotiations goes on �
4)d day yu knw yu are ntin is d day an Hausa soldier man slaps yu dts wen yu see yur arrears long awaited emptiness �
5)a female who claims most beautiful all over in nigeria will just realise such false claims wen grace carries her to India �
6)d best way or image or appearance to preach abt sin is wen yu come in as a pastor cos only the listeners looks guilty �
7)yu tested an armed robber wit 1k n yu were lik mehn. dis are honest pple.... pls kindly repeat such a test wit 1million naira den yu see full display of 'integrity' na only thieves yu test wit 1k nt armed robbers �
cooli snr yu,i snr dem, I snr all, only stops in d house such statements helps ntin outside cos wen yu see ur yunger ones frm anoda side cruzzin in jeeps n wearkin 30k kits yu Just pause n say ''oga anytin fr d boys''! �
9)if I call some of una to cum run 100meters collect 1k as token.. una go curse me but d day wen Lagos 8yrs old pikin go snatch yur bag wit ur properties inside till yu go run 400meters yu no go knw, at d end no token �
10)baby baby girl I lov yu, I can die fr you, I cn kill fr you, I lov yu pass my mama cn only be determined d day SHEKAU visits una area
11)d day yu learn to respect yur yunger ones by passin dem wit 15yrs n over, is d day yur food seems void of meat � n dier foods has 3pieces
12)how do we stop the Ill treatments of little kids in nigeria is the day a plane is chartered n carries all naijas to india n allow dem exhibit dier lyfstyle dere, oh mother of Krishna, father Gathman, lord snuhiraj, keeper bonmakhan, protector junaraj, goddess Murata, snake nagina AWAITS YOU DERE!! ���������
I.G @SATURDAY.GOLDEN

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