Atheist: “Nope.”

Agnostic: “Maybe.”

Anti-theist: “Nope; and you're stupid if you think he does.”

Christian: “I want to introduce you to my best friend . . . Jesus Christ.”

Jew: “If he does then he's got about 3,000 years of explaining to do!”

Muslim: “I don't drop what I'm doing five times a day to pray for nothing.”

Scientist: “We haven't figured that out yet, we're still doing the math.”

Hippie: “Our Mother Earth, Gaia.”

Buddhist: “Do you think God exists?”

Stoner: “Do . . . like . . . any of us really exist?”

Polytheist: “They all do.”

Henotheist: “They all do; but mine is better.”

Hindu: “33 Gods exist . . . or is it 33 crores?”

Feminist: “Yes She does!”

Sci-Fi: “God is an alien!”

Greek Philosopher: “What if God did exist? Then what?”

Criminally Insane: “I am God!”

Devil: “Yea; worst Dad ever.”

Joan Osborne: “What if God was one of us?”



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This one na questions?

Nobody knows if there’s God cause he doesn’t bother interacting with humanity who are all corrupt and therefore his foes. God just slowly kills off people and one day he would have done enough to wipe away this perverse evil that is humanity!
Humans all die, we know that. So who preserves existence when humans aren’t available? I think it’s God.

This might interest you:
https://www.nairaland.com/4831069/truth-set-free-john-8

God is everyone,every possible life/none life that exists. Not just one cry baby in the bible that demands worship. One of the many properties of God is awareness. Are you aware of yourself ? Then you are God, a part of the collective ones.